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Daisy
@daisy91.bsky.social
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · Aug 24
Being an adult means you just don’t care if there’s a monster under your bed anymore.
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ashhull.bsky.social
Is that a turkey leg in your pocket or just happy to see me.
November 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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mrsfitz.bsky.social
A waiting list for the kids table.
November 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social
The guy who invented the word ‘gobble’ should be allowed to invent more things
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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barmageddon.bsky.social
nobody keeps in touch like my friend Scam Likely
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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im-all-id.me
I feel a fake migraine coming on
November 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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sicburns2.bsky.social
As I do every year, today I’ll take time to empathize with the native peoples of this land by wondering who invited all of these annoying assholes to my house anyway
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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wakeupangry.bsky.social
Ok, who spiked the gravy bowl?
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
if you have a long car ride with your family today, may I suggest the Moby Dick audiobook to keep things light
November 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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betty-cocker.bsky.social
Just like your aunt Jeannie’s pie, I too, am underbaked.
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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frenchys-goldau.bsky.social
Be kind to people. You never know what they're going through... except vegans; they don't shut up about it
November 27, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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jenetmms.bsky.social
i am completely smitten
November 27, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
i showed you my casserole please respond
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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juiceticles.bsky.social
Jesus didn't die for you to eat fake potatoes
November 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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juiceticles.bsky.social
Looking for someone to shoot me in the jugular with a tranquilizer dart. No weirdos
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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lizzlepants.bsky.social
happy danksgiving 💨
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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carnitas.bsky.social
when you finally get the ingrown hair and you feel like you could uppercut god
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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bshuman.bsky.social
Lemme stuff your turkey, yeah?
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
i almost never understand what any of you are saying
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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betsyross.bsky.social
I have developed forearm muscles that have the appearance of someone who might habitually jerk off
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
finally got that promotion i’ve been hankering for (modding for a star trek AOL forum)
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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mamafirefly.bsky.social
you call them bedroom eyes
i call them tired eyes
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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deeks549.bsky.social
"This reminds me of your dad"
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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trickykat.bsky.social
i'd be thankful if you'd all just post good today
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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im-all-id.me
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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denim22.bsky.social
You can buy a whole loaf of French bread for yourself, no one can stop you
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM