Jack
@wakeupangry.bsky.social
old enough to no better
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Jack
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· Dec 31
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You always hear about werewolves but never whywolves or whatwolves
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 AM
You always hear about werewolves but never whywolves or whatwolves
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Sandwiched neatly between Small Business Saturday and Cyber Monday is Keep Your Nose Out of My Business Sunday.
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sandwiched neatly between Small Business Saturday and Cyber Monday is Keep Your Nose Out of My Business Sunday.
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The president is about to start a war for no real reason. All of the things he has blamed on the country he’s targeting — fentanyl distribution, “emptying the asylums” and sending patients to the U.S., alignment with Tren de Aragua— are provably, obviously false.
Lots of people are going to die.
Lots of people are going to die.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The president is about to start a war for no real reason. All of the things he has blamed on the country he’s targeting — fentanyl distribution, “emptying the asylums” and sending patients to the U.S., alignment with Tren de Aragua— are provably, obviously false.
Lots of people are going to die.
Lots of people are going to die.
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Those crossover episodes are so funny; she just dunks on him the entire time (until it's time for a chase or a fight)
November 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Those crossover episodes are so funny; she just dunks on him the entire time (until it's time for a chase or a fight)
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You can’t spell VIRGIN without MAGIC THE GATHERING! Well, you can, but that’s not the point.
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 AM
You can’t spell VIRGIN without MAGIC THE GATHERING! Well, you can, but that’s not the point.
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War: Let us wreak havoc!
Pestilence: Yes, with lots of bugs!
War: …fucking bugs? I’m talking about missiles and shit, and you’re on about bugs?
Pestilence: It’s kinda my thing. You never give Famine shit.
War: Still don’t know what they do.
Death: Hey we’re a team. We’ll end humanity together.
Pestilence: Yes, with lots of bugs!
War: …fucking bugs? I’m talking about missiles and shit, and you’re on about bugs?
Pestilence: It’s kinda my thing. You never give Famine shit.
War: Still don’t know what they do.
Death: Hey we’re a team. We’ll end humanity together.
November 29, 2025 at 4:13 PM
War: Let us wreak havoc!
Pestilence: Yes, with lots of bugs!
War: …fucking bugs? I’m talking about missiles and shit, and you’re on about bugs?
Pestilence: It’s kinda my thing. You never give Famine shit.
War: Still don’t know what they do.
Death: Hey we’re a team. We’ll end humanity together.
Pestilence: Yes, with lots of bugs!
War: …fucking bugs? I’m talking about missiles and shit, and you’re on about bugs?
Pestilence: It’s kinda my thing. You never give Famine shit.
War: Still don’t know what they do.
Death: Hey we’re a team. We’ll end humanity together.
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Sorry pie haters I couldn’t hear you over the symphony of god’s light
November 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Sorry pie haters I couldn’t hear you over the symphony of god’s light
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"And then I thrust my throbbing member deep into her dripping love pot"
The crowd looked on as Spike the talking dog bombed on his Off-Broadway debut.
The crowd looked on as Spike the talking dog bombed on his Off-Broadway debut.
“Post something random”
It was organized in fractal layers. Each sample returned the original result. All who interacted with it merged into its existence, forever unrecognizable, enunciating the digits of Euler’s number with their infinite mouths. When they hatched, they became Mattress Firms.
It was organized in fractal layers. Each sample returned the original result. All who interacted with it merged into its existence, forever unrecognizable, enunciating the digits of Euler’s number with their infinite mouths. When they hatched, they became Mattress Firms.
"Post something random"
Satan's sleigh pulled by 5 bears wearing clown outfits and traveling around the world delivering cans of green beans to all the bad boys and girls.
Satan's sleigh pulled by 5 bears wearing clown outfits and traveling around the world delivering cans of green beans to all the bad boys and girls.
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"And then I thrust my throbbing member deep into her dripping love pot"
The crowd looked on as Spike the talking dog bombed on his Off-Broadway debut.
The crowd looked on as Spike the talking dog bombed on his Off-Broadway debut.
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Skeet a random sighting from your weekend:
November 29, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Skeet a random sighting from your weekend:
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The lines on the freeway are merely polite suggestions for this Lyft driver
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The lines on the freeway are merely polite suggestions for this Lyft driver
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Never forget what they took from us
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Never forget what they took from us
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While Venezuela is not a fentanyl-or-cocaine producing country according to the UN, the president of the United States has touted an illegal land invasion of that nation while pardoning the former Honduran president who an American jury convicted of protecting the flow of cocaine to the US.
November 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
While Venezuela is not a fentanyl-or-cocaine producing country according to the UN, the president of the United States has touted an illegal land invasion of that nation while pardoning the former Honduran president who an American jury convicted of protecting the flow of cocaine to the US.
Pharmaceutical grade nostalgia is back baybee!!
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Pharmaceutical grade nostalgia is back baybee!!
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#huevember
Sorry for it being so late, but here's my Huevember 2025 list. It's 15 palettes so you can do it for half of the month or whenever you want.
Please make sure to like and reblog if you plan on using this!
Sorry for it being so late, but here's my Huevember 2025 list. It's 15 palettes so you can do it for half of the month or whenever you want.
Please make sure to like and reblog if you plan on using this!
November 3, 2025 at 6:36 AM
#huevember
Sorry for it being so late, but here's my Huevember 2025 list. It's 15 palettes so you can do it for half of the month or whenever you want.
Please make sure to like and reblog if you plan on using this!
Sorry for it being so late, but here's my Huevember 2025 list. It's 15 palettes so you can do it for half of the month or whenever you want.
Please make sure to like and reblog if you plan on using this!
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murder? she asked
Murder, she suggested
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
murder? she asked
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🎩 Here have a little timeline cleanse.
He’s such a proud little Wookiee dog! 🫡
He’s such a proud little Wookiee dog! 🫡
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
🎩 Here have a little timeline cleanse.
He’s such a proud little Wookiee dog! 🫡
He’s such a proud little Wookiee dog! 🫡
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Trump, with no authority to do so, demands the airspace “above and surrounding” Venezuela be closed as he threatens to bomb and invade the country.
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Trump, with no authority to do so, demands the airspace “above and surrounding” Venezuela be closed as he threatens to bomb and invade the country.
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do you think angela lansbury let tom selleck hit it?
We act like the “Murder, She Wrote” and “Magnum, P.I.” crossover wasn’t the apex of western culture.
November 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
do you think angela lansbury let tom selleck hit it?
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This is how I am going to dress everyday if I actually get retirement years.
We act like the “Murder, She Wrote” and “Magnum, P.I.” crossover wasn’t the apex of western culture.
November 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is how I am going to dress everyday if I actually get retirement years.
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The only problem I have with drugs & alcohol is that people keep telling me I’ve a problem with drugs & alcohol.
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
The only problem I have with drugs & alcohol is that people keep telling me I’ve a problem with drugs & alcohol.
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I used to go about angry at the world looking for fights, now I avoid the world looking for inner peace.
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I used to go about angry at the world looking for fights, now I avoid the world looking for inner peace.
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Being you is a traumatic experience from start to finish & they call it being an adult, pure fuckery.
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Being you is a traumatic experience from start to finish & they call it being an adult, pure fuckery.
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On a scale of one to fuck off how nice were you to others today?! I forced a smile that looked unhealthy & that’s as far as I got, I won’t try harder tomorrow.
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
On a scale of one to fuck off how nice were you to others today?! I forced a smile that looked unhealthy & that’s as far as I got, I won’t try harder tomorrow.
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fix all the broken shit in my house
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
fix all the broken shit in my house
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bring back Pollos Hermanos
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
bring back Pollos Hermanos