BuickMakane 🇧🇲
@buickmakane71.bsky.social
Fled the US/ICE on Jan 20, 2025 to be a Brit citizen
Used to be a chicken n dairy farmer on the east coast. Sorry about y'all's beef shortage
I'm a huge Asshole
I love cheese
I'm a massive autStoner
Elvis is alive and WE did not vote for this.
Used to be a chicken n dairy farmer on the east coast. Sorry about y'all's beef shortage
I'm a huge Asshole
I love cheese
I'm a massive autStoner
Elvis is alive and WE did not vote for this.
Pinned
When I reach 3000 followers I'll post nudes.
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6 years today the first COVID case was identified in a man in Wuhan marking the beginning of a global pandemic that changed the world. We are way less prepared today to face another pandemic than we were back then. This fact makes me sad.
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
6 years today the first COVID case was identified in a man in Wuhan marking the beginning of a global pandemic that changed the world. We are way less prepared today to face another pandemic than we were back then. This fact makes me sad.
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December 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
What better way to enjoy the winter time, then with a hot bath, a book and a good deal on some skin softening bath bombs to soak in 👀
Tomorrow is the last chance to take advantage of the 35% off hurry over to my page and get your orders in NOW!
Shop HERE 👉🏽 ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...
Tomorrow is the last chance to take advantage of the 35% off hurry over to my page and get your orders in NOW!
Shop HERE 👉🏽 ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...
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i hope all you bitcoin fucks go broke... fiat forever bitches
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i hope all you bitcoin fucks go broke... fiat forever bitches
2002 was a good comedy year.
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
2002 was a good comedy year.
Ok I'm gonna grab a quick shower.
NONE OF YOU BETTER IMAGINE ME NEKKED!!
THIS MEANS YOU
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
@caffeineandhate.bsky.social
@sethfromthe716.bsky.social
NONE OF YOU BETTER IMAGINE ME NEKKED!!
THIS MEANS YOU
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
@caffeineandhate.bsky.social
@sethfromthe716.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Ok I'm gonna grab a quick shower.
NONE OF YOU BETTER IMAGINE ME NEKKED!!
THIS MEANS YOU
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
@caffeineandhate.bsky.social
@sethfromthe716.bsky.social
NONE OF YOU BETTER IMAGINE ME NEKKED!!
THIS MEANS YOU
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
@caffeineandhate.bsky.social
@sethfromthe716.bsky.social
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Just inside the Kansas border from Colorado is a town called "Kanorado." If I was rich, I would establish a town on the Colorado side of the border, call it "Coloransas," and then spend 24-48 hours shelling Kanorado with heavy artillery
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Just inside the Kansas border from Colorado is a town called "Kanorado." If I was rich, I would establish a town on the Colorado side of the border, call it "Coloransas," and then spend 24-48 hours shelling Kanorado with heavy artillery
Y'all Betty hasn't seen the funniest Eddie Griffin Doogie Houser movie Undercover Brother
@betty-cocker.bsky.social
@betty-cocker.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Y'all Betty hasn't seen the funniest Eddie Griffin Doogie Houser movie Undercover Brother
@betty-cocker.bsky.social
@betty-cocker.bsky.social
You know if the reporters just sat n stood silently and just let him ramble, Hefty Hitler will literally give the entire plan away. He cannot stand for silence.
Reporter: “You have made so clear how you want to keep drugs out of the US …”
Trump: “Right.”
Reporter: “Can you explain why you would pardon a notorious drug trafficker?”
Trump: “Right.”
Reporter: “Can you explain why you would pardon a notorious drug trafficker?”
December 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
You know if the reporters just sat n stood silently and just let him ramble, Hefty Hitler will literally give the entire plan away. He cannot stand for silence.
Oh Shit it's Macy Gray with pork chop sideburns!!
December 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Oh Shit it's Macy Gray with pork chop sideburns!!
Fun Fact: when I go anywhere from October 13th to January 12th I take off my cochlear n use hand gestures like...🖕🏽🤘🏽🖖🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽
Let the Whamming commence
It is December now in Australia, and soon will be elsewhere in the world.
Here's a #Whamageddon rules refresher if you need it.
Here's a #Whamageddon rules refresher if you need it.
December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Fun Fact: when I go anywhere from October 13th to January 12th I take off my cochlear n use hand gestures like...🖕🏽🤘🏽🖖🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽
I have questions
you ever think that during that near death experience you had you actually died? & now this is either purgatory or possibly even hell? really stuck there today.
December 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I have questions
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35% discount off JumpyJellybean Bath Bombs's Shop
Visit JumpyJellybean Bath Bombs at Ko-fi for 35% discount off Shop
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November 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Hoping I can get another two mystery spa packages sold, I have tons of exclusive goodies available and ready to go plus everything is 35% off when you shop this link ⬇️
ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...
ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...
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Treat yourself to the ultimate self care day at home with these highly moisturizing, skin softening and non staining products every month.
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Members available in CBD as well‼️✨
Treat yourself to the ultimate self care day at home with these highly moisturizing, skin softening and non staining products every month.
ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...
Members available in CBD as well‼️✨
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
This is what 705mg of CBD isolate infused bath bombs, soaps, whipped soaps and more look like 👀
Treat yourself to the ultimate self care day at home with these highly moisturizing, skin softening and non staining products every month.
ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...
Members available in CBD as well‼️✨
Treat yourself to the ultimate self care day at home with these highly moisturizing, skin softening and non staining products every month.
ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...
Members available in CBD as well‼️✨
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I returned to this tiny guy for the #SundayFishSketch
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I returned to this tiny guy for the #SundayFishSketch
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December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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How many tootsie pops will it take to get to the center of this project?
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
How many tootsie pops will it take to get to the center of this project?
My wifi icon is heart shaped
Wait that's chocolate on my screen
*licks phone, follows 90 accounts*
Wait that's chocolate on my screen
*licks phone, follows 90 accounts*
December 1, 2025 at 12:14 AM
My wifi icon is heart shaped
Wait that's chocolate on my screen
*licks phone, follows 90 accounts*
Wait that's chocolate on my screen
*licks phone, follows 90 accounts*
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Peg Bottome
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Margaret “Peg” Bottome (1906-1996) - Find a Grave...
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November 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Peg Bottome
www.findagrave.com/memorial/238...
www.findagrave.com/memorial/238...
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Sale ends tomorrow ✨
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Sale ends tomorrow ✨
Hurry before my final sale ends tomorrow, great stocking stuffers or gifts, order NOW 👉🏽 ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Free samples with every order + everything is currently 35% off your entire order 💖
Sale ends tomorrow ✨
Hurry before my final sale ends tomorrow, great stocking stuffers or gifts, order NOW 👉🏽 ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...
Sale ends tomorrow ✨
Hurry before my final sale ends tomorrow, great stocking stuffers or gifts, order NOW 👉🏽 ko-fi.com/jumpyjellybe...
Oh like ICE deporting ppl on fake tail numbers n disguised planes??
Markwayne Mullin: "President Trump has tried to do this through closing down international water. They continue to ship drugs. Now they're starting to fly them into the US through tail numbers that are being disguised as commercial flights or private flights."
November 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Oh like ICE deporting ppl on fake tail numbers n disguised planes??
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Been to a lot of shows dude. Here are five of the most memorable...
Daft Punk
Phil Collins
Postal Service
Veruca Salt
ELO
Been to a lot of shows dude. Here are five of the most memorable...
Daft Punk
Phil Collins
Postal Service
Veruca Salt
ELO
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
The Pixies (original)
The Afghan Wigs
Skinny Puppy
Ween
TV on the Radio
The Pixies (original)
The Afghan Wigs
Skinny Puppy
Ween
TV on the Radio
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Eminem
Rodriguez
Brian Wilson
Spiritualized
Arthur Lee & Love
Eminem
Rodriguez
Brian Wilson
Spiritualized
Arthur Lee & Love
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Been to a lot of shows dude. Here are five of the most memorable...
Daft Punk
Phil Collins
Postal Service
Veruca Salt
ELO
Been to a lot of shows dude. Here are five of the most memorable...
Daft Punk
Phil Collins
Postal Service
Veruca Salt
ELO
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Get in loser, we got shit to fuck up
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Get in loser, we got shit to fuck up
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HI I'm Gumby Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
HI I'm Gumby Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!
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If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.