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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 14h

Three panel cartoon by Wawa wiwa comics

An octopus, a shark and a jellyfish are talking to each other

Octopus: I once saw a human and peed myself

Shark: a human saw and peed himself

Jellyfish: a human touched me once and his friend peed on him

Octopus: dude…

Shark: what?

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 9h

"You can't get the wood, you know."

Henry Crun, The Goon Show.

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 14h

Ha! That was my party trick when I lived in the States and had to drive on the wrong side of the road. 😂

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 14h

As long as nobody is hurt.

Was the car dinged at all?

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 14h

That's what driving lessons are for, to get those mistakes out of the way while the instructor is there with their own set of controls.

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Adam @kels316.bsky.social · 16h

weird how the IDF have been doing this exact thing for 2yrs and the ABC hasn't mentioned it once.

ABC News Bot (unofficial) @abcnewsbot.bsky.social · 16h

Masked gunmen have carried out "extrajudicial executions" in the streets of Gaza City as an expert claims the terror group is trying to regain control of the destroyed enclave.

Graphic footage shows Hamas executing people in the streets of Gaza

Masked gunmen have carried out "extrajudicial executions" in the streets of Gaza City as an expert claims the terror group is trying to regain control of the destroyed enclave.

www.abc.net.au

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 17h

The traditional post coffee plate of sausages and lentils.

#SorryNotSorry

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Jenny Frecklington-Jones #IStandWithWatermelon🍉🍉 @joneshowdareyou.bsky.social · 18h

I felt this needed some work, @senatorwong.bsky.social, to ensure it bore at least some kind of relationship to the truth. You're welcome. #auspol #GazaGenocide #GazaHolocaust #WTAF

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 18h

Lunch was a soft and creamy 3 egg omelette on cheesy toast with a generous sprinkle of chilli oil (with the cruchy bits).

Tonight there will be charsui pork over rice and tomorrow pork baozi.

The sun is shining and I have a flat white.

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 19h

"Twelve law enforcement officers and a civilian woman were injured…"

So that's 13 civilians then.

#PetPeeve

Three police officers killed in Italy after explosion at house during eviction

Two men and one woman arrested after explosion in Castel d’Azzano, which police believe to have been intentional

www.theguardian.com

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 1d

This is Zebby. He finally managed to catch his tail. Super proud of the accomplishment and would like to pretend no one saw the part right after. 12/10 (IG: zebbythegolden)

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

Cease fire, my arse!

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 1d

(ABC) - The Israel Defense Forces said its troops opened fire on Palestinians, killing five, after they allegedly violated the terms of the ceasefire agreement.

abcnews.go.com/Internationa...

Israel-Gaza live updates: 5 Palestinians killed in Gaza City for alleged ceasefire violation, IDF says

Israel on Tuesday identified two of the people whose remains were returned.

abcnews.go.com

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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 1d

This is very sad news. All of our love and condolences to Subrina's family and friends. She was an incredible voice in the community and she will be dearly missed xx

SyFy Sistas™️ 🎙Director Valerie Weiss on the podcast this week @syfysistas.bsky.social · 1d

"I have been... and always shall be... your friend."

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

Did it say, "Squeak"?

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Ale @alepresser.com · 1d

Hello #portfolioDay
My name is Alexandra and I'm a comic artist!

I'm not looking for work, but if you are looking for comics, I've got some!

▶️ SideQuested.com (Preorder Book1 now!)
▶️ AGirlAndHerFed.com
▶️ FamilyDemons.com (SOON!)

(All with writer @kbspangler.com)

▶️ AlePresser.com (full portfolio)

SQ's page showing the DeepSea Castle with the dragon Babs on top of it.

SQ's page introducing the Riverfall Kingdom.

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

Nothing is wrong with men (plural).

One or more of the people in that post have problems though.

Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now.

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

Mushroom!

Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

So you've been to the club 8 times this financial year?

I don't know why I even calculated that.

It is a meaningless number, especially if you have driven anywhere else at any time.

So, fuck this. How are you and how is Rowdy?

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

You have car? I didn't know that.

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

Look, it's not true that all the animals in Australia will kill you.

They will try though…

A juvenile Western Pygmy Possum clutching a human thumb.

Text overlay says, "Not all Australian animals will kill you. Don't get me wrong, he wants to… He just can't."

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

Well isn't he a handsome lad?

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

Don't you dare apologise for stuff you can no longer do!

I really need you to know that we all appreciate everything you have ever done (even if I have never participated, eg #Twanta) because you do it from love.

Who else could build such a community around counting sausages, FFS?!?

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

Solidarity, Sister. ✊🏼✊🏼

Heroine of Third Wave Intersectional Feminism and leader of Trans awareness.

"You hope you can make it better for the gurl after you."

You go gurl. Rest in Power.

The Transfeminine Review @thetransfemininereview.com · 1d

"You make the best of it all and hope you can help make it a little better for the gurl after you."

- Miss Major, 2023 💔

One of the things I hear with some younger trans people I know is they feel, "I'm gonna get this surgery, and I'm gonna learn that way of speaking, and I'm gonna be done." You're never done. If you're a straight, cisgender person, you're never done. Things are always happening that have the potential to change you. So all I am today is not who I'm gonna be tomorrow, because of the things that happened to me today and later tonight. People forget that. "Oh, after I transition, I'm gonna be through." Well, good luck with that. 'Cause if you're through, then it's time to leave, you know, and I don't wanna go anywhere yet.
I'm in my seventies. Why didn't I stop? Number one is community. My gurls. I've had moments of thinking about stopping, but I didn't. I made sure I would step back, reju- venate myself, and then got back out there, and that's how you make a way. Our stories are not all the same, but the destination is: to get some place where we have some peace and harmony, and we can be at ease with ourselves and the people around us. You make the best of it all and hope you can help make it a little better for the gurl after you.

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Just Jim will do. @justjim.bsky.social · 1d

And you know what? I do. 🦘😘

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