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'dro👻

@clowndro.bsky.social

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Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uivv4i6quuq35dw3whgdcab/feed/aaab5j4llxq56

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'dro👻 @clowndro.bsky.social · 3d

STINKY POOP ASS

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 10h

In my defense, the first edibles showed up unusually late, and by then, I'd already had two more.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 8h

I'm going to buy a dog and tell it all of my problems

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 8h

Florida is wild. If you leave a room in your house empty for long enough, a Dollar General opens in there

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 18h

Just made a lot of minestrone, a maxestrone in fact.

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Jooli-AHH! Ghoulia 🎃🍂🔪 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 18h

I may need some of you guys for a heist

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 18h

Yes I dangled a modifier, but I did it for you.

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'dro👻 @clowndro.bsky.social · 21h

Charmin trying to convince me that toilet paper that tears more easily will make pooping more enjoyable is why capitalism needs to be smothered with a pillow

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 21h

Go ahead and deactivate because when it comes to likes I go for quality not quantity

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 15d

The raccoon cake pop from Starbucks does not taste like real raccoon

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 1d

patiently using the little saw from the aluminum foil box to cut down a few trees and bushes in my yard

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 1d

celebrities as lord of the rings characters: thread

Doja cat in a dress the same shape as the eye of Sauron.

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❦ emmy ❦ @princewife.bsky.social · 1d

just invented testostrogen

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⛰️🏕️🏔️ @natehousley.com · 1d

Post Malone was going to play here at an outdoor festival but theres a thunderstorm and the event has been put on pause. Now, with that context, check this out: Postponed Malone

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Mila @shadowmila.bsky.social · 1d

I'm in captivity. I can't draw today...

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · Nov 16

Me and the homies trading "hell yeah"s back and forth

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 1d

A haunted house filled with strangers asking which tattoo hurt the most

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'dro👻 @clowndro.bsky.social · 1d

I was paying for food at the counter with my watch and when it didn't work the first time the counter guy exclaimed "fail!" then when it went through on the second try he shouted "success!"

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

Used to give people loans but I lost interest

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terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 2d

If anyone needs me I’ll be exposing my soft underbelly then lunging violently at anyone who tries to touch me

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 1d

Has anyone checked on Costco? They haven't emailed me for nearly 40 minutes

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 1d

practicing quiet queefing so i don’t disrupt this christening

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

Every morning I wake up feeling like I’m in big trouble

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 1d

Today's hot beverage vessel. After defeating two customers and three waitresses in battle, I engaged in a two-hour fistfight with the manager and emerged victorious. This mug is the spoils.

A "Waffle House 2012" coffee mug on a shitty table on my patio. There's a baseball glove in the background for some reason.

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Erika Lee Sears @erikaleesears.bsky.social · 2d

Cheetos 🤭 #art #oilpainting

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