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'dro🐰
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Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me

Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uivv4i6quuq35dw3whgdcab/feed/aaab5j4llxq56
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[I emerge from my chrysalis]

the fuck
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Hark! Are those carolers I hear? Oh. Someone's breaking into a car.
December 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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just got a text from my basement that says Scary Noise and i am freaking out
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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The fuck is a jingle horse
December 8, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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M. Knight Shyamalan’s The Resurrection of the Christ
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Took me a while to figure out that my friend’s goats don’t have tiny corgi legs
December 3, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Oh to be a goose shitting everywhere honking at anything that comes near me
December 3, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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lmao
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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My dog. Bayek.
Needs a Boop!

#Pitbull
#dog
#nose
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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I wish for normal, whatever that is
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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#Caturday with added box
December 6, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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Cat Cora never wins her Iron Chef battles because every time she finishes a dish, she pushes it off the counter.
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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you can’t tell me what to do, you’re not the wandering spirit of a girl who was murdered several centuries ago who inhabited my body to use as a vessel for vengeance against the descendants of her killers
December 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Being an adult is mostly a drag but sometimes you can choose to have freshly baked chocolate chip cookies and milk for dinner
December 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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(at 13% battery) I’m fuckin rich
December 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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It’s bad for your mental health to know stuff
December 6, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I may or may not have ordered 5 pounds of Tootsie Pop Drops off of Amazon yesterday (I did)
December 5, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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Santa died for our sins.
December 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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She’s so unbothered. Look at that lil smirk.

An inspiration, really
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Apparently one of Maria's “favorite things” was stealing other women's fiancés.
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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wish it were possible to read multiple books simultaneously (literally, without alternating books)
December 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Hey siri what is the best way to cook a badger
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM