Joolia Ghoulia
@jooliaghoulia.bsky.social
Strong female protagonist ◆ #horror maven ◆ investigator of the #paranormal ◆ recovering YouTuber ◆ perpetrator of shenanigans ◆ a poke in the third eye 🏳️🌈✨
I utilized the nuclear option of self-care tonight: some classic season seven episodes of The Simpsons, watched through the filter of a fist full o' edibles
November 30, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I utilized the nuclear option of self-care tonight: some classic season seven episodes of The Simpsons, watched through the filter of a fist full o' edibles
When one is super high, the litany of potential drug side effects drug companies have to air translates into a horror movie in one's head
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
When one is super high, the litany of potential drug side effects drug companies have to air translates into a horror movie in one's head
Columbo makes quick work of a big shot TV executive in today's episode, "Make Me a Perfect Murder"
November 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Columbo makes quick work of a big shot TV executive in today's episode, "Make Me a Perfect Murder"
Sorry, neighborhood association, Thunderdome stays up during the holiday season. The best I can do is string some lights up
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Sorry, neighborhood association, Thunderdome stays up during the holiday season. The best I can do is string some lights up
I got a cut on the tip of my left ring finger, and I wasn't aware of it, and it was a gusher. My office looks like a crime scene
a man stands in front of a police tape that says do not enter
ALT: a man stands in front of a police tape that says do not enter
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November 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I got a cut on the tip of my left ring finger, and I wasn't aware of it, and it was a gusher. My office looks like a crime scene
Oligarchs can't steal my swagger
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Oligarchs can't steal my swagger
But why must that be? Don't you even want to TRY?
Honesty
YouTube video by Billy Joel - Topic
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November 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
But why must that be? Don't you even want to TRY?
Now I can't stop thinking about a Machete in Space movie
November 29, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Now I can't stop thinking about a Machete in Space movie
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It's an abortion, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
It's an abortion, Charlie Brown.
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Machete Kills is the best movie we will talk about until we get “Machete Kills Again in Space”. Available now on YouTube and podcast platforms everywhere!
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Machete Kills is the best movie we will talk about until we get “Machete Kills Again in Space”. Available now on YouTube and podcast platforms everywhere!
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I always knew I’d grow up to be awake in the middle of the night
January 14, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I always knew I’d grow up to be awake in the middle of the night
Snow? Red alert!
November 29, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Snow? Red alert!
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I’ll say it. I want a sword.
We won't tell you, but every woman wants a sword for Christmas 2025
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’ll say it. I want a sword.
We won't tell you, but every woman wants a sword for Christmas 2025
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
We won't tell you, but every woman wants a sword for Christmas 2025
I don't usually get high more than two days in a row, but it's 2025
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I don't usually get high more than two days in a row, but it's 2025
We won't be telling my Sith apprentice that I forgot my lightsaber at the bowling alley
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
We won't be telling my Sith apprentice that I forgot my lightsaber at the bowling alley
Bro had a rough night
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Bro had a rough night
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Slipped Tylenol into everyone's mashed potatoes at dinner so I will finally have some people to talk to about all my cool rocks
November 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Slipped Tylenol into everyone's mashed potatoes at dinner so I will finally have some people to talk to about all my cool rocks
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you can't erase this shit
We act like the “Murder, She Wrote” and “Magnum, P.I.” crossover wasn’t the apex of western culture.
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
you can't erase this shit
It was my turn to put up the holiday decorations
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
It was my turn to put up the holiday decorations
I went all out for Thanksgiving
November 29, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I went all out for Thanksgiving
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Kids today are always on their phones instead of solving the ancient riddle of the pharaoh
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Kids today are always on their phones instead of solving the ancient riddle of the pharaoh
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You can just say "times."
"Hard" is implied.
"Hard" is implied.
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 AM
You can just say "times."
"Hard" is implied.
"Hard" is implied.
I don't often get to run at night, so this will be a treat. Just me, Amy Winehouse, and any serial killers monitoring the huge empty office park I run through 🌜🏃♀️🔪
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I don't often get to run at night, so this will be a treat. Just me, Amy Winehouse, and any serial killers monitoring the huge empty office park I run through 🌜🏃♀️🔪
