Wendy
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Wendy
@wendyb07.bsky.social
· Jan 14
I always knew I’d grow up to be awake in the middle of the night
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Going to the mall and putting a potato in the pocket of every dress.
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Going to the mall and putting a potato in the pocket of every dress.
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If I have to step on people to get ahead, I’m not going anywhere.
October 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If I have to step on people to get ahead, I’m not going anywhere.
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I just like saying meat sauce.
November 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I just like saying meat sauce.
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brain files restraining order against heart
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
brain files restraining order against heart
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If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
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just butting in to say leave me out of it
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
just butting in to say leave me out of it
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There are ghosts in my nervous system urging me to join them.
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
There are ghosts in my nervous system urging me to join them.
Is it weird that none of my neighbors are strange
squirrel on my shoulder: I don’t think so
squirrel on my shoulder: I don’t think so
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Is it weird that none of my neighbors are strange
squirrel on my shoulder: I don’t think so
squirrel on my shoulder: I don’t think so
The printer at work says it needs a fuser I think it’s just making up problems now
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 AM
The printer at work says it needs a fuser I think it’s just making up problems now
This is pretty much all I’m into
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
This is pretty much all I’m into
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It's casual phenomena day at work so my hand passes right through the microwave to warm up the fish manually
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It's casual phenomena day at work so my hand passes right through the microwave to warm up the fish manually
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only saying "what?" from now on and that's rhetorical
February 10, 2025 at 1:05 PM
only saying "what?" from now on and that's rhetorical
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I know origami, and I’m not afraid to fold you into a swan.
November 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I know origami, and I’m not afraid to fold you into a swan.
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Because I don’t feel like it, next question
November 16, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Because I don’t feel like it, next question
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cool party trick: phase in and out of existence
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
cool party trick: phase in and out of existence
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It’s ok if you’re not telling, because I wasn’t asking.
November 15, 2025 at 5:06 AM
It’s ok if you’re not telling, because I wasn’t asking.
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I can’t always transcend. Sometimes I require a brief dramatic wallow.
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I can’t always transcend. Sometimes I require a brief dramatic wallow.
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You're posting bowling jokes? Spare me.
October 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You're posting bowling jokes? Spare me.
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I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a heated argument between warring factions.
November 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I woke up this morning and my hair looked like a heated argument between warring factions.
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There should be a lot more hairstyles for dogs
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
There should be a lot more hairstyles for dogs
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I dunno maybe we could get together later and sob for a little while y'know for funsies
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I dunno maybe we could get together later and sob for a little while y'know for funsies
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Don't trust anyone who says 'lo and behold', those words aren't even real.
August 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Don't trust anyone who says 'lo and behold', those words aren't even real.
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Crap, I forgot why I came in here.
Boss: This is where you work.
Boss: This is where you work.
March 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Crap, I forgot why I came in here.
Boss: This is where you work.
Boss: This is where you work.
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Outer space is mostly feelings and that's why we tend to hide our footage and say the burrow owl has landed when anyone opens up in a newsreel voice
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Outer space is mostly feelings and that's why we tend to hide our footage and say the burrow owl has landed when anyone opens up in a newsreel voice
Whoa I don’t think I know how to do things
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Whoa I don’t think I know how to do things