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headless horseDan

@etbeeegood.bsky.social

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 7h

so do everyone's parents have a cursed tin box in the basement featuring what appears to be the Campbell's Soup Homunculus, or just mine

old ass tin box with a Campbell's Soup ad on it, featuring a bug-eyed, pig-nosed rendition of what is allegedly supposed to be a human girl. most of her face is near her chin, while her eyebrows are just below her hairline. idk how to describe her smile other than unsettling. this definitely regular human person is wearing a bow on her head and an apron, and is waving a bell at ye olde classic soup can (presumably as some sort of warning of imminent doom?)

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 21h

I will frost you and eat you!

-me to my problems

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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 21h

My best friend has an impossibly cute goat

Murphy, a black and white goat, hanging around some gourds and flowers

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 20h

Uses candy corn as ear plugs.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 18h

I just enjoyed a medicinal baked potato for enhanced psychiatric support*

*my brain is being garbage and I ate a potato about it

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 20h

there's this video where this little kid is running down a hill, hits the side of a car, impact makes a huge sound, kid falls down, and yells, "i'm okay!"

so anyway, I'm okay. are you okay?

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 19h

There once was a limerick at sonnetcon? Wow even poetry news is anarchy

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 18h

Oh yeah! I was so excited when Amy Sedaris showed up in Star Wars. ❤️

headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 1d

😂 Omg, what is this from?

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 1d

This band was cool and this song always feels like a direct reference to this Firehouse song, especially the ending. ❤️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=bU-1...

Don't Treat Me Bad (2024 Remaster)

YouTube video by Firehouse - Topic

www.youtube.com

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Kimster Boo @aquavulva.bsky.social · 1d

youtu.be/tKjZuykKY1I?...

The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love (Official Music Video) [HD]

YouTube video by RHINO

youtu.be

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 2d

She's all dried up but seems happy

Mermaid and octopus skeleton on a pink shell

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 1d

My type of Saturday sports viewing. "Which bee will be the champion in pollen collecting today? Wait a minute...they're sharing and... it's not about winning at all, guys. Awwww. 😍"

[The bees hand me a jar of fresh honey after the collecting is done]

A bumblebee and a honeybee collecting pollen on a dahlia

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 1d

I'm going on a dream vacation in the Swiss Alps!

[shrinking myself down to fit inside a passenger car on an elaborate model train setup in some guy's basement]

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human @bshuman.bsky.social · 1d

The smallest effort is bigger than the biggest intention.

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 2d

why is it called a dick pic when dickture is right there

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t be around people named Stu, they get me hungry for soup too much

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 1d

One great thing about having a chest wound is you can walk around with a real "what are ya gonna do to me, stab me in the chest?" attitude. I'm just here to remind you that one can have two chest wounds, so you may wanna say,"What are you gonna do to me, stab me in the chest TWICE?"