Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion
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Well that’s enough of being out of bed for one day
*this user has been awake for 3 hours
*this user has been awake for 3 hours
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Well that’s enough of being out of bed for one day
*this user has been awake for 3 hours
*this user has been awake for 3 hours
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i come from a long line of self-deprecationists
November 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
i come from a long line of self-deprecationists
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Are you ready for ratty December?!
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Are you ready for ratty December?!
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No thanks, Doritos, I prefer my ranch a little nerdy.
November 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
No thanks, Doritos, I prefer my ranch a little nerdy.
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gingerbread man coitus: "I'm going to crumb!"
November 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
gingerbread man coitus: "I'm going to crumb!"
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Just throw my body in the spike pit when I die
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Just throw my body in the spike pit when I die
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whenever a blunt goes out at 4:20, a stoner cries
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
whenever a blunt goes out at 4:20, a stoner cries
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making my friendship bracelets out of bones
November 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
making my friendship bracelets out of bones
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Did Spuds McKenzie die?
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Did Spuds McKenzie die?
an episode of Lassie where she has to hatch a fresh batch of snake eggs
November 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
an episode of Lassie where she has to hatch a fresh batch of snake eggs
my balls are so old and salty I named them Statler & Waldorf
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
my balls are so old and salty I named them Statler & Waldorf
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I faked happy..exhausted.
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I faked happy..exhausted.
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We don't make balloon animals in this house. We make balloon vegetables. Here's a cucumber and a zucchini, you fucks.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We don't make balloon animals in this house. We make balloon vegetables. Here's a cucumber and a zucchini, you fucks.
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saved the turkey carcass to curl up in tonight
November 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
saved the turkey carcass to curl up in tonight
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*pronounces giblet like bidet
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
*pronounces giblet like bidet
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Decorated a turkey and put a Christmas tree in the oven
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Decorated a turkey and put a Christmas tree in the oven
Do you have a most annoying cousin? If not, it may be you
November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Do you have a most annoying cousin? If not, it may be you
annoying cousin try to get me sleepover n listen to talk about themself I’m like nuh uh mfer not today
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
annoying cousin try to get me sleepover n listen to talk about themself I’m like nuh uh mfer not today
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im not interested in your “homemade” “our family recipe is the BEST ever you gotta try it” or whatever just give me the platonic form of stuffing
November 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
im not interested in your “homemade” “our family recipe is the BEST ever you gotta try it” or whatever just give me the platonic form of stuffing
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he’s like if ponyo was a cat
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
he’s like if ponyo was a cat
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can you believe it's already Christmas Day in Australia
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
can you believe it's already Christmas Day in Australia
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To be or MAYtobe, that is the question.
November 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
To be or MAYtobe, that is the question.
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in 2026, i will become the number 1 "sunning yourself on a rock like a lizard" influencer
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
in 2026, i will become the number 1 "sunning yourself on a rock like a lizard" influencer
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Forget a roomba. I want a little robot coffee table that brings me my drink.
November 27, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Forget a roomba. I want a little robot coffee table that brings me my drink.