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Gretchen
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Founding member of Golden Girls fan club, Blanche Davidians. But, I guess this is mostly a rodent account now.
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Bro
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Mouth full of suet
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Good morning! 🪶
November 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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A couple head shots of the handsome Ravi. He’s not in a mood so little of the colored skin patch behind his eyes show. 💙🤍🧡 😍 Happy Saturday!
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Home from the Park about 11:30 and have a visitor!

1- “I spy with my little eye a self serve bowl up on the table!”

2- “Yes!”

🪶 greater roadrunner SoCal
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
We brought gochujang cookies to Thanksgiving in a Tupperware thing that we also use when the rats go pea fishing. There are little gnaw marks on it. I didn’t think anyone would notice. But got called out by a former guinea pig mom.
November 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The biographies about JD Vance are gonna be wiiiiiiildly depressing
November 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Shady’s back, tell a friend. #sqrlpix
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 PM
The new Josh Johnson thing on YouTube is great, btw
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I hope Denzel is having a great day.
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Bro
November 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Hang on does the B in MBS stand for Bubba
November 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Rats are great bc their little claws will tear up your skin—YOU try trimming their 20 nails—and then they’ll munch on your scabs.
November 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Ugh. Friend drama!! I’m going to punch my cheekbones into higher placement
November 29, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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“Blackmail” is such an ugly word. “Extortion” is better, still not great. I just tell people I'm in consulting.
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 AM
There are a lot of songs recognizable by a couple beats, but the most fun is when you are in New Orleans and Back that Ass Up starts
November 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
🎶🎶🎶WE’RE GONNA HAVE A MUSHROOM PARTY TONITE!🎶🎶
🎤ALRIGHT!!
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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"Elon Musk is personally responsible for the deaths of at least 400,000 children" is a stat that should be cited every time he and his pervert fanboys start yapping about birth rates
Elon Musk and the Trump administration gleefully shutting down USAID “has already caused the deaths of six hundred thousand people, two-thirds of them children.”

People throw around terms like genocide quite freely online but it’s hard to find other words to describe this level of man-made death.
USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health
The Trump administration’s decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...
hsph.harvard.edu
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Here’s this if you want to read it to your creep jerk family members and ask them to defend it
Gift article

wapo.st/49KbUJ1
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
wapo.st
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Are you ready for ratty December?!
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Unexpectedly had a totally vegan Thanksgiving yesterday. Today I feel great! Not going vegan again or anything, but it was a nice change.
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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The birds were having a great Thanksgiving today! 🪶
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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I realised that, in keeping with his icy persona, a better name for Stone Cold Steve Austin’s finishing move would’ve been “The Frosty Reception”. Probably too late to fix this but I’ve emailed WWE about it anyway
November 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM