Tim Price
@timprice.bsky.social
Right-handed lefty writer. Former think tank inmate. Most run-over Staten Islander of 2008 (Nominated)
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new newsletter: wrote about 'train dreams,' 'hamnet,' 'ella mccay,' and more! thisisanewsletter.substack.com/p/this-is-a-...
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
new newsletter: wrote about 'train dreams,' 'hamnet,' 'ella mccay,' and more! thisisanewsletter.substack.com/p/this-is-a-...
Well I'm glad they're preserving the integrity of the proceedings
December 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Well I'm glad they're preserving the integrity of the proceedings
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why would immigrants do this www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
December 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
why would immigrants do this www.politico.com/news/2025/10...
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"hopefully someone calls and tells us who he is or where he is" wins again. trust the process!!
it is still wild to me that they even caught luigi!
December 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
"hopefully someone calls and tells us who he is or where he is" wins again. trust the process!!
Finding a way to get back here and click on Today's News is the key to resetting the timeline
America Online. I don't miss the hourly limits, but I miss this internet.
December 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Finding a way to get back here and click on Today's News is the key to resetting the timeline
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Every Christmas song is about roasting chestnuts and taking sleigh rides. Might as well be about how animal skins can be used as underwear for how relevant it is to life today. There should be a song about finding Santa's problematic posts from an old dead forum. They should sing Santa Is An Incel.
December 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Every Christmas song is about roasting chestnuts and taking sleigh rides. Might as well be about how animal skins can be used as underwear for how relevant it is to life today. There should be a song about finding Santa's problematic posts from an old dead forum. They should sing Santa Is An Incel.
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When stranger things first came out america was cringe. Now America is hungry rats eating the eyes out of a dead dog so it doesn’t really hit the same anymore
December 15, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When stranger things first came out america was cringe. Now America is hungry rats eating the eyes out of a dead dog so it doesn’t really hit the same anymore
Heated Cushion
Word on the street is that the publisher prioritized printing JD Vance’s new book instead of an additional run for Heated Rivalry 😱
December 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Heated Cushion
This is very funny, but the bear looks great on my office wall in a way that Dave Rubin never could
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is very funny, but the bear looks great on my office wall in a way that Dave Rubin never could
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The bear is now one of the renegades of the Intellectual Dark Web
December 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The bear is now one of the renegades of the Intellectual Dark Web
Criterion should release a Coen brothers box set with commentaries by Rod
Sam Elliott as the Narrator, "That is not his point"
December 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Criterion should release a Coen brothers box set with commentaries by Rod
These are the kinds of omens that would have medieval peasants ripping the wicked ruler apart with their bare hands
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
These are the kinds of omens that would have medieval peasants ripping the wicked ruler apart with their bare hands
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
So many posters loved that one meme about how the uncanny valley effect suggests there was once an evolutionary incentive to fear something that looked almost human but wasn’t, and then they went and voted for it three times
I talked with someone who worked with him for years who said he sincerely thought he was maybe the single most evil person in the world. This was back 2017 and I thought he was joking/exaggerating but he clarified he was serious.
December 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
So many posters loved that one meme about how the uncanny valley effect suggests there was once an evolutionary incentive to fear something that looked almost human but wasn’t, and then they went and voted for it three times
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i expected giamatti to be like oh sure i watched TOS as a kid with my dad, fun show. nope! he's a fucking real one, DS9 is his favorite series, sisko his favorite captain, and he shouts out admiration for colm meaney's performance specifically. One Of Us
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Paul Giamatti, Star Trek’s Latest Villain, Just Proved His Trek Fandom to Us - IGN
Paul Giamatti, who plays Star Trek’s latest villain Nus Braka on the upcoming Starfleet Academy, just proved his Trek fandom to us.
www.ign.com
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
i expected giamatti to be like oh sure i watched TOS as a kid with my dad, fun show. nope! he's a fucking real one, DS9 is his favorite series, sisko his favorite captain, and he shouts out admiration for colm meaney's performance specifically. One Of Us
www.ign.com/articles/pau...
www.ign.com/articles/pau...
The President Who Doesn’t Care if You Live or Die has issued another statement for the holiday season
Trump was just asked why the FBI hasn't found the Brown University shooter yet and he said it's the school's fault, not the FBI.
December 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The President Who Doesn’t Care if You Live or Die has issued another statement for the holiday season
Obviously Tracey is a joke, but to the extent celebrity political activism is remembered at all, being relentlessly anti-Trump will be viewed as a positive by most people. Trump’s going to have the constituency of James Buchanan in 20 years and Reiner will still have made Spinal Tap.
December 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Obviously Tracey is a joke, but to the extent celebrity political activism is remembered at all, being relentlessly anti-Trump will be viewed as a positive by most people. Trump’s going to have the constituency of James Buchanan in 20 years and Reiner will still have made Spinal Tap.
I don’t care if it happens in a funny way as long as it happens on live TV. That will be funny enough for me
December 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I don’t care if it happens in a funny way as long as it happens on live TV. That will be funny enough for me
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congressional republicans are disappointed that the monster they elevated is behaving like a monster
December 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
congressional republicans are disappointed that the monster they elevated is behaving like a monster
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and that's a deep fly to left by Castellanos...
Being announced live on air during a Cowboys blowout. They don’t cut away, they just casually announce it while Dak is getting sacked or something.
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
and that's a deep fly to left by Castellanos...
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Returning to twitter to minister to the hogs and do my part to improve the conversation. Fixing Andrew Tate's heart by talking about the NBA with him. Replying "Are you watching Plurbus" to a Rod Dreher post about demonic possession and kicking off a healing round of good-natured discourse.
December 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Returning to twitter to minister to the hogs and do my part to improve the conversation. Fixing Andrew Tate's heart by talking about the NBA with him. Replying "Are you watching Plurbus" to a Rod Dreher post about demonic possession and kicking off a healing round of good-natured discourse.
Let’s all post on Twitter to stop the rise of fascism. It worked before, right?
December 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Let’s all post on Twitter to stop the rise of fascism. It worked before, right?
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Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago.
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
December 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Ahmed al Ahmed, the man who tackled one of the Bondi killers, became an Australian citizen 3 years ago.
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
His deed was "his way of conveying his gratitude for staying in Australia, for being granted citizenship."
He took 5 bullets, and fears he'll lose his left arm.
www.smh.com.au/national/nsw...
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what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
what would be the funniest way to find out It happened
like via Jeff Passan or something
like via Jeff Passan or something