Harriet - Pumpkin Spite
@akaharriet.bsky.social
A rather well-known niche cabaret legend. Also Hero of Hyrule. she/her. harriet_vane on ao3.
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Sometimes you realize you’re a 40 something white woman on your way to a Pilates class carrying the tote bag of a local book store and you’re like…. Oh. Yes. I see now how this happens.
and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die*
*have nerve damage in her wrist and elbow
*have nerve damage in her wrist and elbow
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die*
*have nerve damage in her wrist and elbow
*have nerve damage in her wrist and elbow
getting the sweetest comments the last couple of days from people who are reading my ST fic and then realize I wrote the Simplest Way Forward and are extremely excited to have found me again.
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
getting the sweetest comments the last couple of days from people who are reading my ST fic and then realize I wrote the Simplest Way Forward and are extremely excited to have found me again.
I enjoy both types of Drew Gooden videos; I am always rewatching his reviews of shitty products he bought and have laughed until I cried watching some of his stuff.
But also this is why his latest video was SO GREAT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK9q...
But also this is why his latest video was SO GREAT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK9q...
basically the 2 types of drew gooden videos
YouTube video by Man Carrying Thing
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I enjoy both types of Drew Gooden videos; I am always rewatching his reviews of shitty products he bought and have laughed until I cried watching some of his stuff.
But also this is why his latest video was SO GREAT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK9q...
But also this is why his latest video was SO GREAT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK9q...
I don’t know how to explain it but having my wrist be unexpectedly SO painful has knocked me off my game. haven’t gone for a run. napped during lunch. too much brain just thinking OWW nothing left to be a person.
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I don’t know how to explain it but having my wrist be unexpectedly SO painful has knocked me off my game. haven’t gone for a run. napped during lunch. too much brain just thinking OWW nothing left to be a person.
still absolutely delighted by this and highly recommend giving it a watch. it is such a breath of fresh air to see someone who has gotten rich and popular online and is radicalized in the correct direction, because it almost never seems to happen.
proud of my boy drew for going from being the "Road work ahead? yeah, I sure HOPE it does" guy to fully losing his mind over how bad rich people and AI suck.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Z3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Z3...
Greed is Destroying the World
YouTube video by Drew Gooden
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
still absolutely delighted by this and highly recommend giving it a watch. it is such a breath of fresh air to see someone who has gotten rich and popular online and is radicalized in the correct direction, because it almost never seems to happen.
proud of my boy drew for going from being the "Road work ahead? yeah, I sure HOPE it does" guy to fully losing his mind over how bad rich people and AI suck.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Z3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Z3...
Greed is Destroying the World
YouTube video by Drew Gooden
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
proud of my boy drew for going from being the "Road work ahead? yeah, I sure HOPE it does" guy to fully losing his mind over how bad rich people and AI suck.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Z3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Z3...
why is the sky that color
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
why is the sky that color
closed all my tabs, deleted an email, and took a screenshot, all at once somehow
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
closed all my tabs, deleted an email, and took a screenshot, all at once somehow
I'm getting dozens and dozens of kudos on my mike/will ST fic this week, clearly in season 5 everyone Longs To See The Boys Kiss
December 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I'm getting dozens and dozens of kudos on my mike/will ST fic this week, clearly in season 5 everyone Longs To See The Boys Kiss
amongst other things I got a cortisone shot in my wrist (which has been hurting for over a year) and OW OW OW HOLY SHIT it hurts so bad?????? the doctor said "it might hurt more for a couple of days" but oh my god??? can't type, can't hold anything, can't bend my wrist owwwwww
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
amongst other things I got a cortisone shot in my wrist (which has been hurting for over a year) and OW OW OW HOLY SHIT it hurts so bad?????? the doctor said "it might hurt more for a couple of days" but oh my god??? can't type, can't hold anything, can't bend my wrist owwwwww
is it a good sign when the doctor frowns and says “hmm. interesting. well that changes things. we’re going to need some tests.”
December 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
is it a good sign when the doctor frowns and says “hmm. interesting. well that changes things. we’re going to need some tests.”
when I was teaching: “Ohhh must be nice! done at 3pm and the whole summer off!!”
do it for one week I fucking dare you
do it for one week I fucking dare you
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
when I was teaching: “Ohhh must be nice! done at 3pm and the whole summer off!!”
do it for one week I fucking dare you
do it for one week I fucking dare you
I really like this coach who shows modifications for all kinds of exercises if you don’t have the strength or flexibility to do them like an influencer
www.instagram.com/reel/DRr6V5f...
www.instagram.com/reel/DRr6V5f...
John Noel | Health & Fitness Coach on Instagram: "Welcome back to “anyone can do this”
A series where I show you viral workout videos and provide modifications so that anyone can do them.
Make sure ...
Get ready to start your day with a morning stretch routine that's accessible to everyone, regardless of fitness level or age. Coach Deb Moser shows you a series of simple exercises to loosen up your n...
www.instagram.com
December 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I really like this coach who shows modifications for all kinds of exercises if you don’t have the strength or flexibility to do them like an influencer
www.instagram.com/reel/DRr6V5f...
www.instagram.com/reel/DRr6V5f...
this cat is simply obsessed with me
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
this cat is simply obsessed with me
sewing assistant has clocked in
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
sewing assistant has clocked in
in this jet lag podcast Ben explains that if he gets recognized or anyone remembers his order he can never go to that restaurant again (relatable). then he says that Adam is personally greeting and chatting with every single member of the audience individually. love an introvert/extrovert couple.
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
in this jet lag podcast Ben explains that if he gets recognized or anyone remembers his order he can never go to that restaurant again (relatable). then he says that Adam is personally greeting and chatting with every single member of the audience individually. love an introvert/extrovert couple.
I am 76 pages into a book and I DO NOT GET IT so I went to goodreads to see what I'm missing and found a review that perfectly encapsulates how confused I am (it's not funny?? it's not much of a book????) and the review is by KJ Charles. lol. small world.
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I am 76 pages into a book and I DO NOT GET IT so I went to goodreads to see what I'm missing and found a review that perfectly encapsulates how confused I am (it's not funny?? it's not much of a book????) and the review is by KJ Charles. lol. small world.
I have watched one stranger thing and the AUDACITY of my boy mike wheeler to tell someone monsters aren't real #strangerthings
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I have watched one stranger thing and the AUDACITY of my boy mike wheeler to tell someone monsters aren't real #strangerthings
I have found every way a sewing machine can stop working, I think?? bobbin stuck, top unthreaded, bobbin unthreaded, feet stuck, bobbin string barf…….. I think that’s enough for me today tbh
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I have found every way a sewing machine can stop working, I think?? bobbin stuck, top unthreaded, bobbin unthreaded, feet stuck, bobbin string barf…….. I think that’s enough for me today tbh
we got a sewing machine to hem stuff (being 5'1" is tough) so I decided to get some fabric and try to make a skirt, and it has absolutely activated Hex, she has the fabric zoomies so bad
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
we got a sewing machine to hem stuff (being 5'1" is tough) so I decided to get some fabric and try to make a skirt, and it has absolutely activated Hex, she has the fabric zoomies so bad
if we're mutuals or I know you from way back on lj or w/e and you'd like a holiday card pls let me know! (or if you got one last year but you've moved)
November 29, 2025 at 2:50 PM
if we're mutuals or I know you from way back on lj or w/e and you'd like a holiday card pls let me know! (or if you got one last year but you've moved)
holiday cards are designed and purchased! as always the hardest part is limiting myself to one picture of my cats.
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
holiday cards are designed and purchased! as always the hardest part is limiting myself to one picture of my cats.
drinking a second cup of coffee while debating going back to bed, because I like to live on the edge
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
drinking a second cup of coffee while debating going back to bed, because I like to live on the edge
my assistant is not very helpful folding this fitted sheet >:(
action shot!!!! is when i tried to refold that corner.
action shot!!!! is when i tried to refold that corner.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
my assistant is not very helpful folding this fitted sheet >:(
action shot!!!! is when i tried to refold that corner.
action shot!!!! is when i tried to refold that corner.