Harriet - Pumpkin Spite
@akaharriet.bsky.social
A rather well-known niche cabaret legend. Also Hero of Hyrule. she/her. harriet_vane on ao3.
ohhhh the sneezes are so cute!
yeah i always use the cats to test out a new camera or lens
yeah i always use the cats to test out a new camera or lens
December 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
ohhhh the sneezes are so cute!
yeah i always use the cats to test out a new camera or lens
yeah i always use the cats to test out a new camera or lens
YES!! so weird.
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
YES!! so weird.
let me tell you the rest for that is SO WEIRD
December 4, 2025 at 4:17 PM
let me tell you the rest for that is SO WEIRD
awww 🥰 that’s so nice!!!! (confession: I write most of my kidfic out of spite because everyone writes kids SO WRONG it drives me crazy)
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 PM
awww 🥰 that’s so nice!!!! (confession: I write most of my kidfic out of spite because everyone writes kids SO WRONG it drives me crazy)
yeah I couldn’t have timed it that well if I’d been trying. it was also one of the fastest and easiest fics I’ve written. it just appeared in my google docs.
December 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
yeah I couldn’t have timed it that well if I’d been trying. it was also one of the fastest and easiest fics I’ve written. it just appeared in my google docs.
it’s very weird to think about how that fic has been read by SO MANY people that ira kind of a known thing for people??? when I’ve been writing fic since bandom lol.
December 4, 2025 at 2:31 PM
it’s very weird to think about how that fic has been read by SO MANY people that ira kind of a known thing for people??? when I’ve been writing fic since bandom lol.
I love it when it happens for me too!!
omg 🥹 that’s so niiiiiiiiice thank you 🥰
omg 🥹 that’s so niiiiiiiiice thank you 🥰
December 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I love it when it happens for me too!!
omg 🥹 that’s so niiiiiiiiice thank you 🥰
omg 🥹 that’s so niiiiiiiiice thank you 🥰
I’m the type who finds an author I like and then reads everything they’ve ever written even if I’ve never heard of the fandom. and then their recs. and then their bookmarks. so i get it lol.
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I’m the type who finds an author I like and then reads everything they’ve ever written even if I’ve never heard of the fandom. and then their recs. and then their bookmarks. so i get it lol.
the cadence is EERILY correct, the pause before the joke before the quick cut??????
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
the cadence is EERILY correct, the pause before the joke before the quick cut??????
I recommend both his newest video and his whole back catalogue tbh
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I recommend both his newest video and his whole back catalogue tbh
you don't expect the guy who reviews football diets and terrible pizza-based christmas movies to ALSO go in on class consciousness, and I'm so happy he did!!!
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
you don't expect the guy who reviews football diets and terrible pizza-based christmas movies to ALSO go in on class consciousness, and I'm so happy he did!!!
it's sooooo tough when you have to commit a crime against pets and you can't explain to them why it's for their own good (Not that they would care)
December 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
it's sooooo tough when you have to commit a crime against pets and you can't explain to them why it's for their own good (Not that they would care)
this happened to us in Kyoto in the spring, we packed for the 50s and got snow
December 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
this happened to us in Kyoto in the spring, we packed for the 50s and got snow
I want to send so many people back to kindergarten to learn about SHARING and TAKING TURNS
December 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I want to send so many people back to kindergarten to learn about SHARING and TAKING TURNS
has anyone ever noticed how much we use our hands?? to do things???? like, EVERYthing???? ridiculous.
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
has anyone ever noticed how much we use our hands?? to do things???? like, EVERYthing???? ridiculous.
also it hurts way less today I am mostly probably just suffering from acute Being A Baby and a chronic case of It’s So Cold And Dark Outside
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
also it hurts way less today I am mostly probably just suffering from acute Being A Baby and a chronic case of It’s So Cold And Dark Outside
Jinx woke up at 4 am and desperately wanted cuddles. he woke me up four times and finally had to be exiled.
December 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Jinx woke up at 4 am and desperately wanted cuddles. he woke me up four times and finally had to be exiled.
he’s right and he should say so! what a good line.
December 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
he’s right and he should say so! what a good line.