Harriet - Pumpkin Spite
@akaharriet.bsky.social
A rather well-known niche cabaret legend. Also Hero of Hyrule. she/her. harriet_vane on ao3.
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Sometimes you realize you’re a 40 something white woman on your way to a Pilates class carrying the tote bag of a local book store and you’re like…. Oh. Yes. I see now how this happens.
too late in the day for another coke zero, too early to go to bed
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
too late in the day for another coke zero, too early to go to bed
I think Schengen Showdown is Sam Jet Lag’s best season, he is absolutely killing it. (Not at challenges. just as a person on camera being weird and hilarious.)
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I think Schengen Showdown is Sam Jet Lag’s best season, he is absolutely killing it. (Not at challenges. just as a person on camera being weird and hilarious.)
I finally got a copy of volume 1 and it’s sooooooo good and gay I’m so happy
(if the english title is too small to read, it’s “the guy she was interested in wasn’t a guy at all”)
(if the english title is too small to read, it’s “the guy she was interested in wasn’t a guy at all”)
December 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I finally got a copy of volume 1 and it’s sooooooo good and gay I’m so happy
(if the english title is too small to read, it’s “the guy she was interested in wasn’t a guy at all”)
(if the english title is too small to read, it’s “the guy she was interested in wasn’t a guy at all”)
tonight we are doing one of the only winter activities I actually like -- the lightscape at the brooklyn botanic garden -- and I'm excited about it BUT ALSO it's going to be so late and so cold and so dark?????? this is why winter is not my favorite season.
December 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
tonight we are doing one of the only winter activities I actually like -- the lightscape at the brooklyn botanic garden -- and I'm excited about it BUT ALSO it's going to be so late and so cold and so dark?????? this is why winter is not my favorite season.
sewing machine update: googling old reddit threads failed to tell me why no matter what I did my top thread turned into a hideous snarl and wouldn't pull my bobbin thread up. So I switched out the thread I'm using and.... no more issues. Huh.
I unpicked everything from last week and started again.
I unpicked everything from last week and started again.
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
sewing machine update: googling old reddit threads failed to tell me why no matter what I did my top thread turned into a hideous snarl and wouldn't pull my bobbin thread up. So I switched out the thread I'm using and.... no more issues. Huh.
I unpicked everything from last week and started again.
I unpicked everything from last week and started again.
one of the best parts of watching videos on nebula is that you don't have the part of the video where they say "I've been a little under the weather lately, and that's why I've been WATCHING NETFLIX UK WITH NORD VPN" and you get sucker punched by an ad.
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
one of the best parts of watching videos on nebula is that you don't have the part of the video where they say "I've been a little under the weather lately, and that's why I've been WATCHING NETFLIX UK WITH NORD VPN" and you get sucker punched by an ad.
an hour of a physicist dunking on the AI bros who think they're going to live forever. it's so good. happy friday.
youtu.be/C179X1MkgTs?...
youtu.be/C179X1MkgTs?...
live long and prosper (if you have a billion dollars)
YouTube video by Angela Collier
youtu.be
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
an hour of a physicist dunking on the AI bros who think they're going to live forever. it's so good. happy friday.
youtu.be/C179X1MkgTs?...
youtu.be/C179X1MkgTs?...
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
"So what vocabulary are you learning during your Japanese classes?"
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
"So what vocabulary are you learning during your Japanese classes?"
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December 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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watching Jet Lag do challenges in Italy while we are eating some gelato, which means we have gone to the snack zone baybeeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 PM
watching Jet Lag do challenges in Italy while we are eating some gelato, which means we have gone to the snack zone baybeeeeee
I read 60% of this book and gave up at Forced Pregnancy but can confirm this review is exactly correct
i don't know specifically who needs to read this review of ALCHEMISED but at a guess i'd say all of us. save a life www.goodreads.com/review/show/...
bird's review of Alchemised
1/5: really burning my own credibility here by first going "man that hamilton guy could NOT shut up" and then not shutting up myself; and yet i find that i do have thoughts, and they must emerge. le...
www.goodreads.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I read 60% of this book and gave up at Forced Pregnancy but can confirm this review is exactly correct
I was going to say “is this a normal amount of photos to have of your cat” but like. yeah. it is.
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I was going to say “is this a normal amount of photos to have of your cat” but like. yeah. it is.
all this little obligate predator wants in the whole world is for me to hold a wheat thin up for her to lick and try to cronch
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
all this little obligate predator wants in the whole world is for me to hold a wheat thin up for her to lick and try to cronch
and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die*
*have nerve damage in her wrist and elbow
*have nerve damage in her wrist and elbow
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die*
*have nerve damage in her wrist and elbow
*have nerve damage in her wrist and elbow
getting the sweetest comments the last couple of days from people who are reading my ST fic and then realize I wrote the Simplest Way Forward and are extremely excited to have found me again.
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
getting the sweetest comments the last couple of days from people who are reading my ST fic and then realize I wrote the Simplest Way Forward and are extremely excited to have found me again.
I enjoy both types of Drew Gooden videos; I am always rewatching his reviews of shitty products he bought and have laughed until I cried watching some of his stuff.
But also this is why his latest video was SO GREAT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK9q...
But also this is why his latest video was SO GREAT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK9q...
basically the 2 types of drew gooden videos
YouTube video by Man Carrying Thing
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I enjoy both types of Drew Gooden videos; I am always rewatching his reviews of shitty products he bought and have laughed until I cried watching some of his stuff.
But also this is why his latest video was SO GREAT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK9q...
But also this is why his latest video was SO GREAT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK9q...
I don’t know how to explain it but having my wrist be unexpectedly SO painful has knocked me off my game. haven’t gone for a run. napped during lunch. too much brain just thinking OWW nothing left to be a person.
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I don’t know how to explain it but having my wrist be unexpectedly SO painful has knocked me off my game. haven’t gone for a run. napped during lunch. too much brain just thinking OWW nothing left to be a person.
still absolutely delighted by this and highly recommend giving it a watch. it is such a breath of fresh air to see someone who has gotten rich and popular online and is radicalized in the correct direction, because it almost never seems to happen.
proud of my boy drew for going from being the "Road work ahead? yeah, I sure HOPE it does" guy to fully losing his mind over how bad rich people and AI suck.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Z3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Z3...
Greed is Destroying the World
YouTube video by Drew Gooden
www.youtube.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:44 PM
still absolutely delighted by this and highly recommend giving it a watch. it is such a breath of fresh air to see someone who has gotten rich and popular online and is radicalized in the correct direction, because it almost never seems to happen.
proud of my boy drew for going from being the "Road work ahead? yeah, I sure HOPE it does" guy to fully losing his mind over how bad rich people and AI suck.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Z3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Z3...
Greed is Destroying the World
YouTube video by Drew Gooden
www.youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:46 PM
proud of my boy drew for going from being the "Road work ahead? yeah, I sure HOPE it does" guy to fully losing his mind over how bad rich people and AI suck.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Z3...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8Z3...
why is the sky that color
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
why is the sky that color
closed all my tabs, deleted an email, and took a screenshot, all at once somehow
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
closed all my tabs, deleted an email, and took a screenshot, all at once somehow
I'm getting dozens and dozens of kudos on my mike/will ST fic this week, clearly in season 5 everyone Longs To See The Boys Kiss
December 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I'm getting dozens and dozens of kudos on my mike/will ST fic this week, clearly in season 5 everyone Longs To See The Boys Kiss
amongst other things I got a cortisone shot in my wrist (which has been hurting for over a year) and OW OW OW HOLY SHIT it hurts so bad?????? the doctor said "it might hurt more for a couple of days" but oh my god??? can't type, can't hold anything, can't bend my wrist owwwwww
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
amongst other things I got a cortisone shot in my wrist (which has been hurting for over a year) and OW OW OW HOLY SHIT it hurts so bad?????? the doctor said "it might hurt more for a couple of days" but oh my god??? can't type, can't hold anything, can't bend my wrist owwwwww