Harriet - Pumpkin Spite
@akaharriet.bsky.social
A rather well-known niche cabaret legend. Also Hero of Hyrule. she/her. harriet_vane on ao3.
I am completely obsessed with this, they are dressed exactly like I dressed in the late 90s and yeah if I'd met a "guy" who looked like "him" I'd have lost my mind. and the MUSIC OF MY YOUTH is cool again???
December 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I am completely obsessed with this, they are dressed exactly like I dressed in the late 90s and yeah if I'd met a "guy" who looked like "him" I'd have lost my mind. and the MUSIC OF MY YOUTH is cool again???
I finally got a copy of volume 1 and it’s sooooooo good and gay I’m so happy
(if the english title is too small to read, it’s “the guy she was interested in wasn’t a guy at all”)
(if the english title is too small to read, it’s “the guy she was interested in wasn’t a guy at all”)
December 7, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I finally got a copy of volume 1 and it’s sooooooo good and gay I’m so happy
(if the english title is too small to read, it’s “the guy she was interested in wasn’t a guy at all”)
(if the english title is too small to read, it’s “the guy she was interested in wasn’t a guy at all”)
it’s so beautiful. if you’re in or around NYC go check out Lightscape.
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
it’s so beautiful. if you’re in or around NYC go check out Lightscape.
I assume you need more than this?
December 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I assume you need more than this?
next time I go to Japan I'm gonna see if I can use this at least once
December 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
next time I go to Japan I'm gonna see if I can use this at least once
"So what vocabulary are you learning during your Japanese classes?"
December 5, 2025 at 1:00 PM
"So what vocabulary are you learning during your Japanese classes?"
I was going to say “is this a normal amount of photos to have of your cat” but like. yeah. it is.
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I was going to say “is this a normal amount of photos to have of your cat” but like. yeah. it is.
all this little obligate predator wants in the whole world is for me to hold a wheat thin up for her to lick and try to cronch
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
all this little obligate predator wants in the whole world is for me to hold a wheat thin up for her to lick and try to cronch
closed all my tabs, deleted an email, and took a screenshot, all at once somehow
December 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
closed all my tabs, deleted an email, and took a screenshot, all at once somehow
this cat is simply obsessed with me
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 PM
this cat is simply obsessed with me
sewing assistant has clocked in
November 30, 2025 at 5:01 PM
sewing assistant has clocked in
we got a sewing machine to hem stuff (being 5'1" is tough) so I decided to get some fabric and try to make a skirt, and it has absolutely activated Hex, she has the fabric zoomies so bad
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 PM
we got a sewing machine to hem stuff (being 5'1" is tough) so I decided to get some fabric and try to make a skirt, and it has absolutely activated Hex, she has the fabric zoomies so bad
my assistant is not very helpful folding this fitted sheet >:(
action shot!!!! is when i tried to refold that corner.
action shot!!!! is when i tried to refold that corner.
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
my assistant is not very helpful folding this fitted sheet >:(
action shot!!!! is when i tried to refold that corner.
action shot!!!! is when i tried to refold that corner.
she had this image ready to go so I must assume this is a thing a lot of people have said to her lol
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
she had this image ready to go so I must assume this is a thing a lot of people have said to her lol
friendsgiving! five friends, two cats, two kinds of pie and two episodes of Jet Lag: Switzerland :)
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
friendsgiving! five friends, two cats, two kinds of pie and two episodes of Jet Lag: Switzerland :)
I’m gonna start cooking soon…. probably…….
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’m gonna start cooking soon…. probably…….
it takes all day to prep but this vegan shepherd’s pie absolutely rules
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
it takes all day to prep but this vegan shepherd’s pie absolutely rules
this cat has been gently patting my hand demanding I share my snack… which is an apple slice?!?
obligate!! predator!!?!?!!!
obligate!! predator!!?!?!!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 PM
this cat has been gently patting my hand demanding I share my snack… which is an apple slice?!?
obligate!! predator!!?!?!!!
obligate!! predator!!?!?!!!
oh sure, so /I/ have to participate in capitalism but /she/ gets a cozy little house to nap in all day
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
oh sure, so /I/ have to participate in capitalism but /she/ gets a cozy little house to nap in all day
I feel medium better today but I haven’t done anything because I’m not allowed to
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I feel medium better today but I haven’t done anything because I’m not allowed to
Without downloading any pics what’s it like dating you?
You need to confirm with @mistresscurvy.bsky.social but I assume it’s some combination of these:
You need to confirm with @mistresscurvy.bsky.social but I assume it’s some combination of these:
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Without downloading any pics what’s it like dating you?
You need to confirm with @mistresscurvy.bsky.social but I assume it’s some combination of these:
You need to confirm with @mistresscurvy.bsky.social but I assume it’s some combination of these:
I can't believe I woke up to Trump flirting with my mayor
November 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I can't believe I woke up to Trump flirting with my mayor
sometimes you wake up to the most affirming and hopeful text you've ever gotten???? hang in there, you truly never know who is watching or what they might be noticing. 😭 ❤️
!["FYI you are the reason I call my reps.
You did it once while in [room] 852, and I'd never done it, and I was just like "It's that fucking easy?"
Anyway, yeah... thanks!
Well you aren't the reason. I don't call to complain about you. You were the inspiration."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x2wicj7nncz7a3xg6hpp52o3/bafkreiabnamtsgadr6z2ebjukludbm3tpu56jdephrgi6ghherjlchhoma@jpeg)
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM
sometimes you wake up to the most affirming and hopeful text you've ever gotten???? hang in there, you truly never know who is watching or what they might be noticing. 😭 ❤️
“if you’ve had this space heater the whole time WHY did you just take it out for me to curl up in front of it NOW.”
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
“if you’ve had this space heater the whole time WHY did you just take it out for me to curl up in front of it NOW.”
okay this makes me very happy (the last part)
![a message from the Japanese teacher:
"Your Japanese was wonderful -- please be confident [star emoji]
In our lessons we'll focus mainly on speaking practice, while also reviewing similar grammar patterns, subtle nuances, and learning new expressions so you can use them naturally. I'm really looking forward to our future lessons!
Also, your cat was adorable [smiley happy face]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x2wicj7nncz7a3xg6hpp52o3/bafkreibkl5a7mnczbhvhk3xyc6iij3l6qyul5kx6cjm5zjv32cdktwbp4a@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
okay this makes me very happy (the last part)