[Sic] Burns
@sicburns2.bsky.social
Either drunken Scottish poet or bored American Midwesterner, U-pick.
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
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[Sic] Burns
@sicburns2.bsky.social
· Feb 19
I’m typing stuff in here but nothing’s changing out there.
I better pick up the pace
I better pick up the pace
If you’re a Springsteen fan and have Apple+, please join me in my annual Thanksgiving ritual of watching “Letter to You” and sipping something smoky before I have to talk to people. The tears are a bonus.
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 PM
If you’re a Springsteen fan and have Apple+, please join me in my annual Thanksgiving ritual of watching “Letter to You” and sipping something smoky before I have to talk to people. The tears are a bonus.
Ok my lovely amazing moots unless a certain festering human blowhole lays down for his dirt nap today I’m 100 percent politics free for the holiday — carry on however you need of course but I’ll be mutin’ ya ✌️✌️💙
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Ok my lovely amazing moots unless a certain festering human blowhole lays down for his dirt nap today I’m 100 percent politics free for the holiday — carry on however you need of course but I’ll be mutin’ ya ✌️✌️💙
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We can do this the easy way, or we can do it the poison-tipped blowdart way
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
We can do this the easy way, or we can do it the poison-tipped blowdart way
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finished my Turkey. What’s for Christmas?
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
finished my Turkey. What’s for Christmas?
Inglorious Basterds is a Thanksgiving movie Nana down in front
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Inglorious Basterds is a Thanksgiving movie Nana down in front
We need to start a Handsgiving because I’m a handful come on people get it trending
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 PM
We need to start a Handsgiving because I’m a handful come on people get it trending
OK somebody tackle Jewel and grab her magic youth beads what the fuck
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 PM
OK somebody tackle Jewel and grab her magic youth beads what the fuck
Come on Macy’s cowards roll out the ICE float
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Come on Macy’s cowards roll out the ICE float
By the way I gave my writers and production team the day off to spend with their families so it’s just me spewing this nonsense today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
By the way I gave my writers and production team the day off to spend with their families so it’s just me spewing this nonsense today
I swear I’ve seen this same Macy’s parade before what the hell
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I swear I’ve seen this same Macy’s parade before what the hell
Tombstone is a Thanksgiving movie aunt Cathy
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Tombstone is a Thanksgiving movie aunt Cathy
Putting the turkey in the oven now so that it’s ready in that critical half-hour between the coffee buzz and the bourbon haze
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Putting the turkey in the oven now so that it’s ready in that critical half-hour between the coffee buzz and the bourbon haze
As I do every year, today I’ll take time to empathize with the native peoples of this land by wondering who invited all of these annoying assholes to my house anyway
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
As I do every year, today I’ll take time to empathize with the native peoples of this land by wondering who invited all of these annoying assholes to my house anyway
Working on my annual Thanksgiving poem to read at the table today what rhymes with ingrates
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Working on my annual Thanksgiving poem to read at the table today what rhymes with ingrates
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
1. Badlands (Springsteen)
2. Rough Boys (Pete Townshend)
3. I Feel the Earth Move (Carole King)
4. Sign o’ the Times (Prince)
5. Baba O’Riley (The Who)
2. Rough Boys (Pete Townshend)
3. I Feel the Earth Move (Carole King)
4. Sign o’ the Times (Prince)
5. Baba O’Riley (The Who)
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
1. Badlands (Springsteen)
2. Rough Boys (Pete Townshend)
3. I Feel the Earth Move (Carole King)
4. Sign o’ the Times (Prince)
5. Baba O’Riley (The Who)
2. Rough Boys (Pete Townshend)
3. I Feel the Earth Move (Carole King)
4. Sign o’ the Times (Prince)
5. Baba O’Riley (The Who)
Pregaming tonight’s blackout Wednesday and so far I’m at battleship grey
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Pregaming tonight’s blackout Wednesday and so far I’m at battleship grey
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Tomorrow? O, that’s sudden!
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Tomorrow? O, that’s sudden!
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Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
November 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
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trying to figure out how i can cook thanksgiving dinner from my bathtub
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
trying to figure out how i can cook thanksgiving dinner from my bathtub
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I said "Happy Thanksgiving" to the cashiers at the local grocery store like we won't see each other 17 more times in the next day and a half.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I said "Happy Thanksgiving" to the cashiers at the local grocery store like we won't see each other 17 more times in the next day and a half.
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you COULD say it was side-splittingly funny or you could say you made grampa laugh so hard his hernia popped out again, it all depends on what spin you want to put on the scene
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
you COULD say it was side-splittingly funny or you could say you made grampa laugh so hard his hernia popped out again, it all depends on what spin you want to put on the scene
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I'm gonna get you succor 🫂
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I'm gonna get you succor 🫂
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Seems like shoving Sydney Sweeney (ugh) and Glen Powell (seems like a nice enough fellow, jury still out) down people's throats isn't working.
November 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Seems like shoving Sydney Sweeney (ugh) and Glen Powell (seems like a nice enough fellow, jury still out) down people's throats isn't working.
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you’re not balding your hair has merely grown a part. folks,,
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
you’re not balding your hair has merely grown a part. folks,,