Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉
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Sobriety Date 12/22/09
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Me *looking at woodchipper*: Everything reminds me of her
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Me *looking at woodchipper*: Everything reminds me of her
It is important to cultivate sympathetic joy because sometimes life is dog shit but at least you can be happy for the flies
December 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
It is important to cultivate sympathetic joy because sometimes life is dog shit but at least you can be happy for the flies
In Germany, the band is called “No Inch Nails”
December 9, 2025 at 5:58 AM
In Germany, the band is called “No Inch Nails”
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head & shoulders,
knees & toes,
i can touch
just 2 of those .
im old, is what im saying😫
knees & toes,
i can touch
just 2 of those .
im old, is what im saying😫
December 9, 2025 at 12:36 AM
head & shoulders,
knees & toes,
i can touch
just 2 of those .
im old, is what im saying😫
knees & toes,
i can touch
just 2 of those .
im old, is what im saying😫
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Me: “Please bring me a screwdriver.”
Wife: “Flat head, Phillips, or vodka?”
And that was when I knew she was the one.
Wife: “Flat head, Phillips, or vodka?”
And that was when I knew she was the one.
December 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Me: “Please bring me a screwdriver.”
Wife: “Flat head, Phillips, or vodka?”
And that was when I knew she was the one.
Wife: “Flat head, Phillips, or vodka?”
And that was when I knew she was the one.
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guy listening to too much emo rap is suffering from Post Maloneliness
December 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
guy listening to too much emo rap is suffering from Post Maloneliness
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surprise facebook wrapped you never asked for it and it’s just a spreadsheet of your failed attempts at deactivating.
December 8, 2025 at 10:28 PM
surprise facebook wrapped you never asked for it and it’s just a spreadsheet of your failed attempts at deactivating.
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THE WARNER BROTHERS
(AND THE WARNER
SISTER, DOT)
WILL RETURN IN
STRANGER THINGS 6
(AND THE WARNER
SISTER, DOT)
WILL RETURN IN
STRANGER THINGS 6
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
THE WARNER BROTHERS
(AND THE WARNER
SISTER, DOT)
WILL RETURN IN
STRANGER THINGS 6
(AND THE WARNER
SISTER, DOT)
WILL RETURN IN
STRANGER THINGS 6
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Me: Did you cum?
Her: You’re stupid. You’re a stupid person.
Her: You’re stupid. You’re a stupid person.
December 8, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Me: Did you cum?
Her: You’re stupid. You’re a stupid person.
Her: You’re stupid. You’re a stupid person.
Shipwrecks are like family: they keep trying to drown me despite the fact that I have sworn a pact with Poseidon that grants me buoyancy in exchange for cutting the crusts off his sandwiches the way his mom used to.
December 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Shipwrecks are like family: they keep trying to drown me despite the fact that I have sworn a pact with Poseidon that grants me buoyancy in exchange for cutting the crusts off his sandwiches the way his mom used to.
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I used to love winter but now I'm just cold, a magic is gone adventure
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I used to love winter but now I'm just cold, a magic is gone adventure
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I don't even get out much because my second job is caregiver for my disabled partner but I gained so much perspective by setting up a table and talking to The Public about socialism.
Most of you need to log off and touch grass.
Most of you need to log off and touch grass.
Do you have anything good to say about the working class or are you just here to talk shit?
Go set up a table and talk to people you fucking nerd.
Go set up a table and talk to people you fucking nerd.
December 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I don't even get out much because my second job is caregiver for my disabled partner but I gained so much perspective by setting up a table and talking to The Public about socialism.
Most of you need to log off and touch grass.
Most of you need to log off and touch grass.
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My girl, she is too lubed up in egg sauce to hold.
December 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My girl, she is too lubed up in egg sauce to hold.
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the muppets take alcatraz
December 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
the muppets take alcatraz
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🎶it’s the most wonderful time of the yeeeear🎵
(Being seized with sudden pangs of unshakable panic for no discernible reason)
(Being seized with sudden pangs of unshakable panic for no discernible reason)
December 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
🎶it’s the most wonderful time of the yeeeear🎵
(Being seized with sudden pangs of unshakable panic for no discernible reason)
(Being seized with sudden pangs of unshakable panic for no discernible reason)
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Me: Did you cum?
Her: The horrors persist.
Her: The horrors persist.
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Me: Did you cum?
Her: The horrors persist.
Her: The horrors persist.
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Don’t tell me there’s no crying in baseball, I cry everywhere.
November 21, 2023 at 11:05 AM
Don’t tell me there’s no crying in baseball, I cry everywhere.
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Books are power charges for your brain.
December 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Books are power charges for your brain.
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Save time at the doctor’s office by bringing an Hieronymus Bosch painting with you and pointing at stuff
December 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Save time at the doctor’s office by bringing an Hieronymus Bosch painting with you and pointing at stuff
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🎶 cause i've got one hand eating superfood gummies and the other one is flicking a cigarette 🎶
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
🎶 cause i've got one hand eating superfood gummies and the other one is flicking a cigarette 🎶
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Ask your doctor if eternal damnation is right for you
December 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Ask your doctor if eternal damnation is right for you
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a true banger requires elements like relatability or humor and the equivalent of ten people liking you a hundred times
December 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
a true banger requires elements like relatability or humor and the equivalent of ten people liking you a hundred times
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“He’s built like a shit brickhouse.”
“Do you mean a brick-“
“I said what I said.”
“Do you mean a brick-“
“I said what I said.”
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
“He’s built like a shit brickhouse.”
“Do you mean a brick-“
“I said what I said.”
“Do you mean a brick-“
“I said what I said.”