Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
Just my stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek
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I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary made about me (Avatar: The Way of Water, 2022)
I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary made about me (Drop Dead Fred, 1991)
I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary they made about me (Gremlins, 1984)
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary made about me (Avatar: The Way of Water, 2022)
Senators now concerned about the anti-vaxx, anti-science deaths about to happen
Suspect Guilty GIF
ALT: Suspect Guilty GIF
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Senators now concerned about the anti-vaxx, anti-science deaths about to happen
"I like standing up and saying things."
December 5, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"I like standing up and saying things."
The NBA just awarded me the Fields Medal.
December 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The NBA just awarded me the Fields Medal.
Is Biden or Obama said that they had to rename American football because of soccer, the outrage coverage would be 24/7 for many months, with demands of public apologies.
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Is Biden or Obama said that they had to rename American football because of soccer, the outrage coverage would be 24/7 for many months, with demands of public apologies.
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"as seen on BSKY" aisle awaits!✨
They're Like Gloves. But For The House!™️
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"as seen on BSKY" aisle awaits!✨
There are a lot of songs from the 70s where they're singing about fucking, but it sounded like they're singing about having a picnic and some refreshing lemonade.
December 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
There are a lot of songs from the 70s where they're singing about fucking, but it sounded like they're singing about having a picnic and some refreshing lemonade.
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I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary made about me (Drop Dead Fred, 1991)
I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary they made about me (Gremlins, 1984)
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I have yet to see a single royalty check from the documentary made about me (Drop Dead Fred, 1991)
"Boy, that horrible guy l voted to confirm without even questioning it really turned out to be horrible, huh?"
- Dem Senators
- Dem Senators
December 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
"Boy, that horrible guy l voted to confirm without even questioning it really turned out to be horrible, huh?"
- Dem Senators
- Dem Senators
Of all the things that never happened, so many are never happening right now.
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Of all the things that never happened, so many are never happening right now.
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🎶I like average butts and I cannot lie!
- Sir Mix-A-Little
- Sir Mix-A-Little
August 12, 2024 at 1:37 AM
🎶I like average butts and I cannot lie!
- Sir Mix-A-Little
- Sir Mix-A-Little
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How do I take my coffee? On my clothes, important papers, electronics, hapless poodles...
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
How do I take my coffee? On my clothes, important papers, electronics, hapless poodles...
"We are proud to announce that we have captured a criminal who was already pardoned and now will be released. Kudos to our hard-working law enforcement team. Let this be a lesson to others. Justice has been served. There will be no questions."
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"We are proud to announce that we have captured a criminal who was already pardoned and now will be released. Kudos to our hard-working law enforcement team. Let this be a lesson to others. Justice has been served. There will be no questions."
Twitter still exists so that one painfully unfunny dude who is literally pure cringe personified can get likes.
December 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Twitter still exists so that one painfully unfunny dude who is literally pure cringe personified can get likes.
When John Wick said "yeah," I felt that shit in my soul.
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
When John Wick said "yeah," I felt that shit in my soul.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
To the tune of Queensrÿche's "Jet City Woman"
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
To the tune of Queensrÿche's "Jet City Woman"
Hey California:
Add like 50 new blue districts. Fuck it.
Add like 50 new blue districts. Fuck it.
December 5, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Hey California:
Add like 50 new blue districts. Fuck it.
Add like 50 new blue districts. Fuck it.
Imagine being the only dude to get in trouble for this
December 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Imagine being the only dude to get in trouble for this
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I'm an enigma, wrapped in a tortilla, dipped in nacho cheese
December 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm an enigma, wrapped in a tortilla, dipped in nacho cheese
I blame everyone who had the opportunity to, and was justified in, beating the shit out of these guys but didn't do it. You're part of the problem.
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I blame everyone who had the opportunity to, and was justified in, beating the shit out of these guys but didn't do it. You're part of the problem.
No comment from Hunter Biden's laptop
In a STUNNING display of CORRUPTION, Donald Trump Jr.’s company received $600,000,000 dollars from Donald Trump Sr.
December 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
No comment from Hunter Biden's laptop
Once it became clear that even subpoenaed Republicans could lie under oath at Congressional hearings with zero consequences, or not even show up to Congressional hearings with zero consequences, the hearings became utterly pointless wastes of time.
December 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Once it became clear that even subpoenaed Republicans could lie under oath at Congressional hearings with zero consequences, or not even show up to Congressional hearings with zero consequences, the hearings became utterly pointless wastes of time.
1. What's a good tv show to lie about saying I binge-watched?
AND
2. What is the one and only thing (ONE thing) I need to know about the tv show to make it seem like I binge-watched it?
AND
2. What is the one and only thing (ONE thing) I need to know about the tv show to make it seem like I binge-watched it?
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 PM
1. What's a good tv show to lie about saying I binge-watched?
AND
2. What is the one and only thing (ONE thing) I need to know about the tv show to make it seem like I binge-watched it?
AND
2. What is the one and only thing (ONE thing) I need to know about the tv show to make it seem like I binge-watched it?
THEM: Can I be honest with you?
ME: Ew. No. Never. Ew.
ME: Ew. No. Never. Ew.
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
THEM: Can I be honest with you?
ME: Ew. No. Never. Ew.
ME: Ew. No. Never. Ew.