Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
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Just my stuff:
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
"Please stop telling me to carry on. Please, I'm begging you."
- my wayward son
- my wayward son
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"Please stop telling me to carry on. Please, I'm begging you."
- my wayward son
- my wayward son
There is nothing like taking an overwhelming advantage and quickly turning it into a complete and utter failure.
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
There is nothing like taking an overwhelming advantage and quickly turning it into a complete and utter failure.
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the hills are alive with the sound of fuck this shit
April 16, 2025 at 10:59 AM
the hills are alive with the sound of fuck this shit
Any account still defending Schumer is a bot or sock puppet.
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Any account still defending Schumer is a bot or sock puppet.
At least we don't have to worry about building on momentum.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 PM
At least we don't have to worry about building on momentum.
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The abyss called. Your screams are noted.
August 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The abyss called. Your screams are noted.
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Mamdani is going to impose Mariah law, where we all have to add 30 syllables to every line of our songs
Mamdani is going to impose Sananda Maitreya law where you have to change your name if you're Terrence Trent D'Arby.
Mamdani is going to impose Zendaya law, where everyone will have to boycott Sydney Sweeney
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Mamdani is going to impose Mariah law, where we all have to add 30 syllables to every line of our songs
"Winning" nothing more than a promise to later vote against the thing you want is pathetic.
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"Winning" nothing more than a promise to later vote against the thing you want is pathetic.
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Assume all the yes and no votes from Dem senators are strategic and not sincere votes. The party caucus made a decision. No way to know how many were in favor. Then the caucus decided who would vote yes and no based on what would protect each of them politically the most. That’s how this works.
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Assume all the yes and no votes from Dem senators are strategic and not sincere votes. The party caucus made a decision. No way to know how many were in favor. Then the caucus decided who would vote yes and no based on what would protect each of them politically the most. That’s how this works.
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Mamdani is going to impose Shania law where you go to jail if you don’t feel like a woman.
Mamdani is going to impose Sananda Maitreya law where you have to change your name if you're Terrence Trent D'Arby.
Mamdani is going to impose Zendaya law, where everyone will have to boycott Sydney Sweeney
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Mamdani is going to impose Shania law where you go to jail if you don’t feel like a woman.
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Mamdani is going to impose Daria law. you’re standing on my neck
Mamdani is going to impose Sananda Maitreya law where you have to change your name if you're Terrence Trent D'Arby.
Mamdani is going to impose Zendaya law, where everyone will have to boycott Sydney Sweeney
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Mamdani is going to impose Daria law. you’re standing on my neck
Mamdani is going to impose Sananda Maitreya law where you have to change your name if you're Terrence Trent D'Arby.
Mamdani is going to impose Zendaya law, where everyone will have to boycott Sydney Sweeney
Mamdani is going to impose Mamma Mia law, where everyone will be forced to watch jukebox musicals.
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Mamdani is going to impose Sananda Maitreya law where you have to change your name if you're Terrence Trent D'Arby.
"Great job, Dem voters! Now, go fuck yourselves."
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"Great job, Dem voters! Now, go fuck yourselves."
Dem Senators wanted not to work during Thanksgiving and no interruption of their holiday travels.
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Dem Senators wanted not to work during Thanksgiving and no interruption of their holiday travels.
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Heh. The machines might have the upper hand right now, but never fear: I have a plan. (I sit back and smirk while a giant robot destroys the city until it’s clear I’m not going to do anything)
January 28, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Heh. The machines might have the upper hand right now, but never fear: I have a plan. (I sit back and smirk while a giant robot destroys the city until it’s clear I’m not going to do anything)
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
At this point, Dem Senators are a "the call is coming from inside the house" situation.
This isn't trying to find compromise, or reaching across the aisle anymore. This is actively working for successes for the GOP. Masks completely off.
This isn't trying to find compromise, or reaching across the aisle anymore. This is actively working for successes for the GOP. Masks completely off.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
At this point, Dem Senators are a "the call is coming from inside the house" situation.
This isn't trying to find compromise, or reaching across the aisle anymore. This is actively working for successes for the GOP. Masks completely off.
This isn't trying to find compromise, or reaching across the aisle anymore. This is actively working for successes for the GOP. Masks completely off.
Senators should have a 6 month term.
November 10, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Senators should have a 6 month term.
Chuck Schumer has a poster of Lucy pulling the football away at the last second while Charlie Brown misses again as inspiration for everything he does.
November 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Chuck Schumer has a poster of Lucy pulling the football away at the last second while Charlie Brown misses again as inspiration for everything he does.
The GOP's solution for high housing prices is a lifetime of servitude. This tracks perfectly.
Oh good. the 50-year mortgage. That should solve everything.
November 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The GOP's solution for high housing prices is a lifetime of servitude. This tracks perfectly.
The press utterly silent about a clearly impaired elderly GOP president who cannot keep his eyes open. Lapdogs to the end.
When Biden was still riding a bike, every article was "Why isn't our frail Dem president popping wheelies?"
When Biden was still riding a bike, every article was "Why isn't our frail Dem president popping wheelies?"
November 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The press utterly silent about a clearly impaired elderly GOP president who cannot keep his eyes open. Lapdogs to the end.
When Biden was still riding a bike, every article was "Why isn't our frail Dem president popping wheelies?"
When Biden was still riding a bike, every article was "Why isn't our frail Dem president popping wheelies?"
You never really come upon someone taking a nude shower under a hidden waterfall these days. Too much internet.
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
You never really come upon someone taking a nude shower under a hidden waterfall these days. Too much internet.
The only person from MTV's Real World I would accept as Secretary of Transportation is
@juddwinick.bsky.social because he would design very cool road signs.
@juddwinick.bsky.social because he would design very cool road signs.
November 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
The only person from MTV's Real World I would accept as Secretary of Transportation is
@juddwinick.bsky.social because he would design very cool road signs.
@juddwinick.bsky.social because he would design very cool road signs.
Yep. Nailed it. That is the look he literally always has. @riotgrlerin.bsky.social usually artistry on display.
November 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Yep. Nailed it. That is the look he literally always has. @riotgrlerin.bsky.social usually artistry on display.