Wristy
@wristroom.bsky.social
He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
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Wristy
@wristroom.bsky.social
· Jul 19
If i was a wizard I'd use my powers mainly for remembering why I entered a room
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Denethor: Boromir would have made bratBEST
December 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Denethor: Boromir would have made bratBEST
Just a reminder to Christians not to pray to Jesus on Christmas day. It's not fair to bother him on his birthday.
December 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Just a reminder to Christians not to pray to Jesus on Christmas day. It's not fair to bother him on his birthday.
In England:
Upper class: detached house
Middle class: semi detached
Working class: terraced house
In Canada:
Upper class: snow plow
Middle class: snow blower
Working class: shovel
Upper class: detached house
Middle class: semi detached
Working class: terraced house
In Canada:
Upper class: snow plow
Middle class: snow blower
Working class: shovel
December 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
In England:
Upper class: detached house
Middle class: semi detached
Working class: terraced house
In Canada:
Upper class: snow plow
Middle class: snow blower
Working class: shovel
Upper class: detached house
Middle class: semi detached
Working class: terraced house
In Canada:
Upper class: snow plow
Middle class: snow blower
Working class: shovel
Please call the town and let them know they should stop plowing the roads. My driveway is clear
December 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Please call the town and let them know they should stop plowing the roads. My driveway is clear
Like all good xennials, I learned everything I know about burning man from "Malcolm in the Middle"
December 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Like all good xennials, I learned everything I know about burning man from "Malcolm in the Middle"
Denethor: Boromir would have made bratBEST
December 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Denethor: Boromir would have made bratBEST
Frodo: what will I see?
Galadriel: the mirror shows many things. Things that were, things that are, and things that have not yet come to pass
Frodo: you could just say "I don't know"...
Galadriel: the mirror shows many things. Things that were, things that are, and things that have not yet come to pass
Frodo: you could just say "I don't know"...
December 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Frodo: what will I see?
Galadriel: the mirror shows many things. Things that were, things that are, and things that have not yet come to pass
Frodo: you could just say "I don't know"...
Galadriel: the mirror shows many things. Things that were, things that are, and things that have not yet come to pass
Frodo: you could just say "I don't know"...
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Orc: my lord, what does the eye command?
Saruman: we have work to do
Orc: could... Could you be more specific?
Saruman: we have work to do
Orc: could... Could you be more specific?
December 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Orc: my lord, what does the eye command?
Saruman: we have work to do
Orc: could... Could you be more specific?
Saruman: we have work to do
Orc: could... Could you be more specific?
Orc: my lord, what does the eye command?
Saruman: we have work to do
Orc: could... Could you be more specific?
Saruman: we have work to do
Orc: could... Could you be more specific?
December 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Orc: my lord, what does the eye command?
Saruman: we have work to do
Orc: could... Could you be more specific?
Saruman: we have work to do
Orc: could... Could you be more specific?
Hopefully this Christmas will be better than last. Last year some fat bastard came down my chimney and called my wife a ho
December 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hopefully this Christmas will be better than last. Last year some fat bastard came down my chimney and called my wife a ho
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i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
December 11, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i try to stay out of jazz clubs but now i'm being accused of sax evasion
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When a sex therapist asks if you’re into CBT or CBT you really need to ask follow up questions before saying yes
December 13, 2025 at 1:33 PM
When a sex therapist asks if you’re into CBT or CBT you really need to ask follow up questions before saying yes
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Went to WholeFoods without a reusable bag and now I’m being airlifted to a black site for interrogation and torture.
September 21, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Went to WholeFoods without a reusable bag and now I’m being airlifted to a black site for interrogation and torture.
The Geneva convention is very clear about torture but surprisingly silent about group chats
December 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The Geneva convention is very clear about torture but surprisingly silent about group chats
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a 7 layer dip only every layer is pills
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
a 7 layer dip only every layer is pills
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an occupational hazard of being a scientist is that you tend to avoid saying anything too definite because you know there are ALWAYS exceptions. Most of the time, anyway. Usually. Except when...
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
an occupational hazard of being a scientist is that you tend to avoid saying anything too definite because you know there are ALWAYS exceptions. Most of the time, anyway. Usually. Except when...
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do y'all ever wonder which is worse asparagus pee or coffee pee?
December 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
do y'all ever wonder which is worse asparagus pee or coffee pee?
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where is everyone throwing out their bathwater and why do they not have drains
December 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
where is everyone throwing out their bathwater and why do they not have drains
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ChatGPT Convinced a Man to Cut Off His Dick and Balls, Then Display it as Baby Jesus in His Town’s Nativity Scene. Has AI Finally Gone Too Far?
December 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
ChatGPT Convinced a Man to Cut Off His Dick and Balls, Then Display it as Baby Jesus in His Town’s Nativity Scene. Has AI Finally Gone Too Far?
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If you get rid of the Fs, Flava Flav becomes Lava Lav. Really makes ya think, man.
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If you get rid of the Fs, Flava Flav becomes Lava Lav. Really makes ya think, man.
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An occupational hazard of working with homophones is falling off a latter.
December 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
An occupational hazard of working with homophones is falling off a latter.
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IRS Auditor: Says here you paid Ms. Sandy Urpine over $10,000 for “woodworking”?
Pinocchio: Yes, she worked on all the wood in this room *nose doesn’t move*
Pinocchio: Yes, she worked on all the wood in this room *nose doesn’t move*
December 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
IRS Auditor: Says here you paid Ms. Sandy Urpine over $10,000 for “woodworking”?
Pinocchio: Yes, she worked on all the wood in this room *nose doesn’t move*
Pinocchio: Yes, she worked on all the wood in this room *nose doesn’t move*
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Can’t. I’m refinishing the wood paneling in my den of iniquity.
September 20, 2024 at 9:16 AM
Can’t. I’m refinishing the wood paneling in my den of iniquity.
an occupational hazard of being a scientist is that you tend to avoid saying anything too definite because you know there are ALWAYS exceptions. Most of the time, anyway. Usually. Except when...
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
an occupational hazard of being a scientist is that you tend to avoid saying anything too definite because you know there are ALWAYS exceptions. Most of the time, anyway. Usually. Except when...
Them: measure twice, cut once
Me: measure five times, cut wrong once, swear about it, blame the measuring tape, give up.
Me: measure five times, cut wrong once, swear about it, blame the measuring tape, give up.
December 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Them: measure twice, cut once
Me: measure five times, cut wrong once, swear about it, blame the measuring tape, give up.
Me: measure five times, cut wrong once, swear about it, blame the measuring tape, give up.