Gretchen
@wokkax3.bsky.social
Founding member of Golden Girls fan club, Blanche Davidians. But, I guess this is mostly a rodent account now.
In a sane world, it would be upsetting to watch someone inch further toward suicide (literal or functional) every day, but it’s Marco Rubio and fuck that guy.
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
In a sane world, it would be upsetting to watch someone inch further toward suicide (literal or functional) every day, but it’s Marco Rubio and fuck that guy.
As someone who lives with a rat named Alan, I was offended when Matthew Rhys made a little speech complaining about Claire Danes’ dog, Steve, having a person name.
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 PM
As someone who lives with a rat named Alan, I was offended when Matthew Rhys made a little speech complaining about Claire Danes’ dog, Steve, having a person name.
These are the folks who make the rest of us reticent to admit to being lawyers. Dork. Shit.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
These are the folks who make the rest of us reticent to admit to being lawyers. Dork. Shit.
Walked across the street to brunch today and this was at the intersection. Hm?
November 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Walked across the street to brunch today and this was at the intersection. Hm?
Dusting my fake flowers
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Dusting my fake flowers
Geriatric Millennial here: I wouldn’t call it “interesting.”
![From today’s wapo:
Are millennials frozen out of the housing market? The reality may be more interesting.
An eye-catching report said the average first-time homebuyer is now 40, but the story is more complex.
[photo of condos in a depressing looking place]
(Madeline Gray for The Post)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4vy3766wento7jrybpy3pm2j/bafkreib4ngb6sg3mju7rvyhezzdromfg5qub3zxjo43ih2xmcsfkrnvhv4@jpeg)
November 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Geriatric Millennial here: I wouldn’t call it “interesting.”
“I’m going to ruin your children’s careers”
November 23, 2025 at 8:19 AM
“I’m going to ruin your children’s careers”
2026 Rodent Calendar (rat edition) will be finalized tmrw and sent to printer! Very unsure how many to order, so if you’re interested, pls reply or send a DM. (I absolutely understand many ppl think rats are gross, so please don’t tell me this).
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 AM
2026 Rodent Calendar (rat edition) will be finalized tmrw and sent to printer! Very unsure how many to order, so if you’re interested, pls reply or send a DM. (I absolutely understand many ppl think rats are gross, so please don’t tell me this).
Yeah it wasn’t completely implausible
November 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Yeah it wasn’t completely implausible
Excited to read this bc I love spoooooooky boooooks
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Excited to read this bc I love spoooooooky boooooks
I literally woke up at 3 min to noon today. BUT I made a very respectable salsa.
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I literally woke up at 3 min to noon today. BUT I made a very respectable salsa.
Making chipotle salsa
November 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Making chipotle salsa
Just little guys being little guys 💕💕
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Just little guys being little guys 💕💕
This is crazy, right? My boyfriend cut this bag of chips open with scissors??
November 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This is crazy, right? My boyfriend cut this bag of chips open with scissors??
Here’s a somewhat confusing shot of the shelves boyfriend made me. (Sorry, I immediately forgot the wood names.)
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Here’s a somewhat confusing shot of the shelves boyfriend made me. (Sorry, I immediately forgot the wood names.)
Greg’s face when I jokingly asked him if his name would be in the files
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Greg’s face when I jokingly asked him if his name would be in the files