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@potshopboy.bsky.social

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This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time. Pan/demi The light of my life: @wickedgarden.bsky.social Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · Sep 3

Since Search Link has retired, if you want a link to all your posts in your bio (you do), you'll now have to make one yourself. You can do that with skyfeed.app. It's kinda tedious, but it can be done. Tell your friends.

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 34m

I’m actually a pretty serious person normally. But I read Sun Tzu’s The Art of War very early, when I was a kid. And it’s not a hugely comprehensive book. It’s like 60 pages

But he had this one passage that always stuck with me, (I’m paraphrasing):

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 28m

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 29m

The alt text 💀💀💀

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

His head is so empty that when he has a brain fart it echos, and I love that about him

A somewhat fluffy black cat with the magnificent name of Hexagon Bookshelf Frying Pan Jones, who has never thought about anything even once in four years. His nickname is “Princess Boy” because he likes to randomly start singing the song of his people, much like a Disney princess is known to burst into song. He shows his affection by biting you until you pet him, and which point he will likely bite you again if he’s enjoying it or if you stop. He sometimes likes to sit like people, usually with an expression on his face that he’d be having an existential crisis if he knew what one was. His favorite hobby is catnip and his favorite color is food.

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BUG-EYED HELLCAT @californiahorst.bsky.social · 44m

This is why we need an award for alt text

ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

His head is so empty that when he has a brain fart it echos, and I love that about him

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 1h

Please stop saying “I don’t know who needs to hear this.” No one does. This is the internet

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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 10h

Got fired as a cashier for telling people, "You'll pay for that."

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J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 37m

Got fired as a mind reader for telling people, "That's what 𝘺𝘰𝘶 think."

J¡m Vaughn @jiminyspigot.bsky.social · 10h

Got fired as a cashier for telling people, "You'll pay for that."

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 33m

Thanks lol.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 53m

The soul-crushing thing of it is knowing that if I went to bed right now and got 9 hours sleep…I’d still be tired tomorrow.

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 56m

A cartoon comic of a man and a woman standing by a tree. why so lonely cutie says the man to which the woman replies, came here to fart

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 52m

It needed said lol.

Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 56m

I may or may not have just given my number to someone I like. 😳

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 58m

Wow. I'm gonna pass on this one lol.

Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 59m

Not too late for an abortion.

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 59m

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 1h

I am volunteering as a standardized test tutor for high schoolers and I am very excited about coming up with lesson plans and remembering geometry and being inspired

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1h

Yeah I've been to medical school

stacked cans of generic dr. pepper style drinks. they are named: Dr. Choice, Dr. Bold, Dr. Perfect, Dr. Bob, Dr. WOW, Real Dr., Dr. Thunder, Dr. Right, Dr. K, Dr. Shaw’s, Dr. A+, Dr. Stripes. Dr. Chill, Dr. Skipper, The DR., Dr. Tremor, Dr. Snap, dr. perky, dr. Shasta, Dr. Becker (like the tv show????), dr. spice, Dr. Fine Soda, Dr. Zevia, and Dr. Dynamite

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1h

Snoop: I get high when I smoke that's the point

Me: Ha ha ok but seriously you can't use olive oil for this

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Netherworld Nashies! @nashiez.bsky.social · 1h

I'm not getting views again. If you could boost me by giving this a watch, like, and leaving a 💜😺, it would help boost me back into the algorithm. Thank you

Netherworld Nashies! @nashiez.bsky.social · 2h

New Nashies Noshes is Up 😋😺💜

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