I will never stop thinking it’s absolutely hilarious that there was an official MLB trophy for the best relief pitcher literally called the Rolaids Relief Man Award
Fantastic work, humans! You’ve done it again!
Fantastic work, humans! You’ve done it again!
December 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I will never stop thinking it’s absolutely hilarious that there was an official MLB trophy for the best relief pitcher literally called the Rolaids Relief Man Award
Fantastic work, humans! You’ve done it again!
Fantastic work, humans! You’ve done it again!
Dude one of the craziest things I know about mathematics is that the number 0 came very late in the game
And this is like the 6th century. Like stuff was already going on.
It’s weird to think but before that, there was no neutral number. It was either positive or negative
And this is like the 6th century. Like stuff was already going on.
It’s weird to think but before that, there was no neutral number. It was either positive or negative
December 11, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Dude one of the craziest things I know about mathematics is that the number 0 came very late in the game
And this is like the 6th century. Like stuff was already going on.
It’s weird to think but before that, there was no neutral number. It was either positive or negative
And this is like the 6th century. Like stuff was already going on.
It’s weird to think but before that, there was no neutral number. It was either positive or negative
I always sort of hated math in school because I always thought it was super boring, but I have this sort of gift for it. I mean in high school, I would literally do the next 3 days’ homework during class
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December 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I always sort of hated math in school because I always thought it was super boring, but I have this sort of gift for it. I mean in high school, I would literally do the next 3 days’ homework during class
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I occasionally used to hang out with this guy Steve Aoki, who later became a very famous DJ, but the time he had just started Dim Mak Records and I sort of knew of him because his father founded the Benihana restaurant chain
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December 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I occasionally used to hang out with this guy Steve Aoki, who later became a very famous DJ, but the time he had just started Dim Mak Records and I sort of knew of him because his father founded the Benihana restaurant chain
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I kinda feel like now was the proper time to change my PFP.
December 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I kinda feel like now was the proper time to change my PFP.
Leonardo DiCaprio’s full name is Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio. ‘W’ pronounced like a ‘V’
And that is. Wow. That is all over the place.
He apparently had trouble signing an agent when he was a kid because the agencies wanted to change his name.
It seemed to work out for him lol
And that is. Wow. That is all over the place.
He apparently had trouble signing an agent when he was a kid because the agencies wanted to change his name.
It seemed to work out for him lol
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio’s full name is Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio. ‘W’ pronounced like a ‘V’
And that is. Wow. That is all over the place.
He apparently had trouble signing an agent when he was a kid because the agencies wanted to change his name.
It seemed to work out for him lol
And that is. Wow. That is all over the place.
He apparently had trouble signing an agent when he was a kid because the agencies wanted to change his name.
It seemed to work out for him lol
I love when a musicians’ first track on their debut album announces that they are back.
Like, no you’re not. You just got here.
Like, no you’re not. You just got here.
December 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I love when a musicians’ first track on their debut album announces that they are back.
Like, no you’re not. You just got here.
Like, no you’re not. You just got here.
When I played football, I was an absolute menace. I was actually pulled off of defense, because I was just far too dangerous
There was one game, 3 plays, 3 hospital trips
There was one game, 3 plays, 3 hospital trips
December 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
When I played football, I was an absolute menace. I was actually pulled off of defense, because I was just far too dangerous
There was one game, 3 plays, 3 hospital trips
There was one game, 3 plays, 3 hospital trips
So I guess Frank Gerhy passed away. RIP.
But he was a wild architect. His method was that he would crumple of sheets of paper and throw them on a table and create designs based on that.
Must have been a complete nightmare for the contractors who had to actually build the buildings, but hey
But he was a wild architect. His method was that he would crumple of sheets of paper and throw them on a table and create designs based on that.
Must have been a complete nightmare for the contractors who had to actually build the buildings, but hey
December 7, 2025 at 5:06 PM
So I guess Frank Gerhy passed away. RIP.
But he was a wild architect. His method was that he would crumple of sheets of paper and throw them on a table and create designs based on that.
Must have been a complete nightmare for the contractors who had to actually build the buildings, but hey
But he was a wild architect. His method was that he would crumple of sheets of paper and throw them on a table and create designs based on that.
Must have been a complete nightmare for the contractors who had to actually build the buildings, but hey
So, Joey Chestnut just ate 242 chicken wings (yes, you read that correctly) in 10 minutes
I…like…how…?
I…like…how…?
December 7, 2025 at 12:39 AM
So, Joey Chestnut just ate 242 chicken wings (yes, you read that correctly) in 10 minutes
I…like…how…?
I…like…how…?
Dude I haven’t played Fortnite since the first iteration (which I guess would now be called Chapter 1) and it is so insane now.
I see ads and it’s like Snoop Dogg and Homer Simpson shooting each other and I’m just like, what?
I see ads and it’s like Snoop Dogg and Homer Simpson shooting each other and I’m just like, what?
December 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Dude I haven’t played Fortnite since the first iteration (which I guess would now be called Chapter 1) and it is so insane now.
I see ads and it’s like Snoop Dogg and Homer Simpson shooting each other and I’m just like, what?
I see ads and it’s like Snoop Dogg and Homer Simpson shooting each other and I’m just like, what?
Imagine a T-Rex trying to J-off with those tiny arms. No wonder they were so mad all the time.
(As an aside, perhaps I shouldn’t smoke weed at noon)
(As an aside, perhaps I shouldn’t smoke weed at noon)
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Imagine a T-Rex trying to J-off with those tiny arms. No wonder they were so mad all the time.
(As an aside, perhaps I shouldn’t smoke weed at noon)
(As an aside, perhaps I shouldn’t smoke weed at noon)
I think it’s sort of funny how John F. Kennedy once announced, during a speech, "Ich bin ein Berliner!” which was meant to show solidarity with Germany during the Cold War, but also roughly translates to, “I am a jelly donut!”
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I think it’s sort of funny how John F. Kennedy once announced, during a speech, "Ich bin ein Berliner!” which was meant to show solidarity with Germany during the Cold War, but also roughly translates to, “I am a jelly donut!”
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ME: if pee comes out of a penis then a butt should be called a poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM
ME: if pee comes out of a penis then a butt should be called a poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
DR: okay fine stop sticking things up your poonis
Australia is both hilarious and terrifying for numerous reasons. One thing ppl do there is wear ‘Magpie Helmets’ which is basically a bike helmet with a bunch of sticks all over.
And the reason is because Magpie birds will just attack anything.
It’s a big problem for cyclists but
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And the reason is because Magpie birds will just attack anything.
It’s a big problem for cyclists but
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December 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Australia is both hilarious and terrifying for numerous reasons. One thing ppl do there is wear ‘Magpie Helmets’ which is basically a bike helmet with a bunch of sticks all over.
And the reason is because Magpie birds will just attack anything.
It’s a big problem for cyclists but
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And the reason is because Magpie birds will just attack anything.
It’s a big problem for cyclists but
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People hate on Taco Bell, but for $1.50 you can get a thing called a Cheesy Roll Up. And they are rad
Throw $15 and some free hot sauce and you are set for the night
(god I love weed)
Throw $15 and some free hot sauce and you are set for the night
(god I love weed)
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
People hate on Taco Bell, but for $1.50 you can get a thing called a Cheesy Roll Up. And they are rad
Throw $15 and some free hot sauce and you are set for the night
(god I love weed)
Throw $15 and some free hot sauce and you are set for the night
(god I love weed)
I went to this RIFC party and the governor of RI, Dan McKee was there (I have better season tickets than him lol) and I go, “hey, I voted for you!” And he goes, “thanks and you’ll get another chance soon!” and pats me on the back. And I go, “Will do!” and gave him the fingerguns.
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I went to this RIFC party and the governor of RI, Dan McKee was there (I have better season tickets than him lol) and I go, “hey, I voted for you!” And he goes, “thanks and you’ll get another chance soon!” and pats me on the back. And I go, “Will do!” and gave him the fingerguns.
Whoa. I just learned that the color ‘purple’ doesn’t exist. There are no purple photons. So what your brain does, is it combines red and blue, which creates green, but green already exists, the brain creates purple as a function of ‘Not Green’
(Note: purple is dissimilar to violet, which does exist)
(Note: purple is dissimilar to violet, which does exist)
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Whoa. I just learned that the color ‘purple’ doesn’t exist. There are no purple photons. So what your brain does, is it combines red and blue, which creates green, but green already exists, the brain creates purple as a function of ‘Not Green’
(Note: purple is dissimilar to violet, which does exist)
(Note: purple is dissimilar to violet, which does exist)
When Cardi B goes to the gym, does she become Cardi O?
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
When Cardi B goes to the gym, does she become Cardi O?
One of the dumbest things I know is that Antarctica is technically considered a desert by geographical standards because it never rains or snows there
Stay Cool, Antarctica!!
Stay Cool, Antarctica!!
December 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
One of the dumbest things I know is that Antarctica is technically considered a desert by geographical standards because it never rains or snows there
Stay Cool, Antarctica!!
Stay Cool, Antarctica!!
I gotta know which PR firm goats have hired
It used to be if you were a goat in sports, you were the worst player on the team
Now GOAT means you are the best player ever
Talk about a hard pivot…
It used to be if you were a goat in sports, you were the worst player on the team
Now GOAT means you are the best player ever
Talk about a hard pivot…
December 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I gotta know which PR firm goats have hired
It used to be if you were a goat in sports, you were the worst player on the team
Now GOAT means you are the best player ever
Talk about a hard pivot…
It used to be if you were a goat in sports, you were the worst player on the team
Now GOAT means you are the best player ever
Talk about a hard pivot…
When I used to work in the music industry, I had a few bands whose names I thought were hilarious:
3. Ringo Death Starr
2. Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
1. Sorry About Dresden
3. Ringo Death Starr
2. Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
1. Sorry About Dresden
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When I used to work in the music industry, I had a few bands whose names I thought were hilarious:
3. Ringo Death Starr
2. Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
1. Sorry About Dresden
3. Ringo Death Starr
2. Dale Earnhardt Jr. Jr.
1. Sorry About Dresden
Instagram is so funny to me because the algorithm is just like, “hey, you should be friends with your exes!” And like I am friendly with all of my exes, I have no malice , but I also kind of don’t care what they are up to.
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Instagram is so funny to me because the algorithm is just like, “hey, you should be friends with your exes!” And like I am friendly with all of my exes, I have no malice , but I also kind of don’t care what they are up to.
One of the weirdest things about the Grand Theft Auto series is that the first 2 games were all top-down (or birds-eye) view. And they even kept this function until, I think San Andreas.
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
One of the weirdest things about the Grand Theft Auto series is that the first 2 games were all top-down (or birds-eye) view. And they even kept this function until, I think San Andreas.
Well. Chin Up as the British say. Not sure what else to do.
December 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Well. Chin Up as the British say. Not sure what else to do.