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Frovo
@frovo.bsky.social
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posting jokes while the world burns

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · Oct 18
hey just a reminder that if you need any fun and different greeting cards check out my store at doodlybugstudio.etsy.com :)
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Important Historical Ages:
Ice
Stone
Bronze
Cleave
Sauce
Garb
December 2, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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ISAAC NEWTON: gravity is what keeps us from just aimlessly floating around

A FISH: what the fuck are you talking about
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Executioner: What do you want for your last meal?

Me: Can it be anything?

Executioner: Yes

Me: An Airbus 320
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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DRIVING INSTRUCTOR: i said park the car

ME: *just barely missing a swingset* I AM
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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seamussaid.bsky.social
*Claire Danes face* I'm not upset
November 29, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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two wrongs don't make a right but three alrights make a McConaughey
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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pleasebegneiss.bsky.social
no my brain is fine i got the MRI for my friend
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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henpeckedhal.bsky.social
wife: I want you to rake the yard today
me: consider it done

[later]
wife: I thought you were going to rake?
me: I thought you were going to consider it done?
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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can’t wait for black frimonth to be over
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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thetoddwilliams.bsky.social
I don't like to brag but I'm pretty good at it
November 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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*gets last year’s cybers out of the attic*
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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wildethingy.bsky.social
Not going is the new leaving early.
November 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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ME: if you see a bear you’re supposed to play dead

WIFE: you saw it at a zoo 6 years ago
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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the two v’s in “twins” are really just there as an example
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
they’re taking all the sport out of holiday shopping
Sign taped to wall reads "STABBING PROHIBITED" in bold black lettering.
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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ygrene.bsky.social
me: *googling symptoms*

webmd: you’re being murdered

murderer: see i told you
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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[wedding]

PRIEST: do you have the ring

ME: (as best man) no it’s on silent
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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DONT TAKE SKYRIZZI IF YOURE ALLERGIC TO SKYRIZZI YOU SIMPLETON YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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*leans over to wife every time a female news anchor appears on MS NOW* that’s Ms. Now
November 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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MOM: *pulls first rodeo out of my backpack* what the hell is this

ME: it-it's not mine i swear
December 13, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Interviewer: According to your resume, you’re one of the greatest fiction writers the world has ever known

Me: Yes, I wrote that
December 27, 2024 at 5:22 AM
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jcsalterego.bsky.social
(turkey daniel craig) gobble gobble, the weekend
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
frovo.bsky.social
reminder that i have a pretty fun greeting card store #blackfriday #shoplocal 🎅🏻 🕎 🎂

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November 28, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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50% off all my posts one day only
November 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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*gets last year’s discounted sale items out of the attic*
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM