J¡m Vaughn
@jiminyspigot.bsky.social
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Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based for better or worse. He/him.
(jiminyspigot just about everywhere)
Whirled famous, editorially codependent writer of silly things. Too normal for the weirdos; too weird for the normies. STL based for better or worse. He/him.
(jiminyspigot just about everywhere)
jiminy's animal reviews: This dandy little fella is a blue-back reed frog (𝘏𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘹𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘴), a bush frog found in eastern Madagascar. Blue and yellow is the most common coloration, but they can change it to anything from a soft white, yellow, or a dark brown. 🧵
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
jiminy's animal reviews: This dandy little fella is a blue-back reed frog (𝘏𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘹𝘢𝘭𝘶𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘴), a bush frog found in eastern Madagascar. Blue and yellow is the most common coloration, but they can change it to anything from a soft white, yellow, or a dark brown. 🧵
Hot Kraft singles in your grilled cheese.
November 29, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Hot Kraft singles in your grilled cheese.
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we're going to soft close in one hour
there will be some outstanding gifts that need to be cashed in, and donations that inevitably come in late
but, this is your 1hr warning for us looking at our computer for a while
thank you all, so much. just... wow
there will be some outstanding gifts that need to be cashed in, and donations that inevitably come in late
but, this is your 1hr warning for us looking at our computer for a while
thank you all, so much. just... wow
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
we're going to soft close in one hour
there will be some outstanding gifts that need to be cashed in, and donations that inevitably come in late
but, this is your 1hr warning for us looking at our computer for a while
thank you all, so much. just... wow
there will be some outstanding gifts that need to be cashed in, and donations that inevitably come in late
but, this is your 1hr warning for us looking at our computer for a while
thank you all, so much. just... wow
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You've heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for a tired and worn out meme template.
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You've heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for a tired and worn out meme template.
Correction: during an earlier ad read, we inadvertently referred to Walmart as "the Walmart." We apologize to our sponsor. A confused intern used a first draft of the script, and has been let go.
Goooood morning, Bluesky! Today's episode is brought to you by the Walmart. The first ten customers on Black Friday will get to fight Bob, the loss prevention guy, for a chance to buy an exclusive Pokémon Trading Card Game booster pack!
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Correction: during an earlier ad read, we inadvertently referred to Walmart as "the Walmart." We apologize to our sponsor. A confused intern used a first draft of the script, and has been let go.
Goooood morning, Bluesky! Today's episode is brought to you by the Walmart. The first ten customers on Black Friday will get to fight Bob, the loss prevention guy, for a chance to buy an exclusive Pokémon Trading Card Game booster pack!
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Goooood morning, Bluesky! Today's episode is brought to you by the Walmart. The first ten customers on Black Friday will get to fight Bob, the loss prevention guy, for a chance to buy an exclusive Pokémon Trading Card Game booster pack!
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I am thankful vacuums don't take up much space.
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I am thankful vacuums don't take up much space.
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I'm thankful that haircuts don't hurt.
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm thankful that haircuts don't hurt.
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I'm thankful that burritos aren't inside out.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'm thankful that burritos aren't inside out.
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I am thankful that shoes aren't alive.
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I am thankful that shoes aren't alive.
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I'm thankful for shells. They give us turtles and a delicious style of pasta.
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I'm thankful for shells. They give us turtles and a delicious style of pasta.
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I'm thankful that mimes exist to caution us about invisible objects.
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I'm thankful that mimes exist to caution us about invisible objects.
November 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
jiminy's animal reviews: The ocellated turkey (𝘔𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘢) is much like the most common wild turkey of North America, except it cosplays as a peacock. It looks like a black light poster of a whiskey bottle. It’s like a Lisa Frank still life of Appalachia. It’s glorious. 🧵
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
jiminy's animal reviews: The ocellated turkey (𝘔𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘢) is much like the most common wild turkey of North America, except it cosplays as a peacock. It looks like a black light poster of a whiskey bottle. It’s like a Lisa Frank still life of Appalachia. It’s glorious. 🧵
I am thankful vacuums don't take up much space.
November 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I am thankful vacuums don't take up much space.
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what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 AM
what i love is that in 1990 judas priest got brought to trial over the claim that subliminal messages in the recording "better by you better than me" caused two suicides and now in 2025 openai seems to be generating a suicide a week with its superliminal messages and the US government is funding it
If your older relatives seem particularly cranky this year, try and be patient with them. The republicans they voted for probably blocked their favorite porn sites and they don't know how to use VPNs.
November 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
If your older relatives seem particularly cranky this year, try and be patient with them. The republicans they voted for probably blocked their favorite porn sites and they don't know how to use VPNs.
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Welcome to social media. Among the most powerful phrases you can utter are:
• “I don’t know”
• “I have no opinion”
• “It’s not my place to say”
You may invoke all three by selecting the option [silence].
• “I don’t know”
• “I have no opinion”
• “It’s not my place to say”
You may invoke all three by selecting the option [silence].
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Welcome to social media. Among the most powerful phrases you can utter are:
• “I don’t know”
• “I have no opinion”
• “It’s not my place to say”
You may invoke all three by selecting the option [silence].
• “I don’t know”
• “I have no opinion”
• “It’s not my place to say”
You may invoke all three by selecting the option [silence].
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As you dine with your loved ones, don’t forget to look at each and every one in the eyes to think about how they are going to take a primo dump tomorrow.
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
As you dine with your loved ones, don’t forget to look at each and every one in the eyes to think about how they are going to take a primo dump tomorrow.
I'm thankful that haircuts don't hurt.
November 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm thankful that haircuts don't hurt.
I'm thankful that burritos aren't inside out.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'm thankful that burritos aren't inside out.
I am thankful that shoes aren't alive.
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I am thankful that shoes aren't alive.