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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔

@feralgrumpy.bsky.social

570 followers 140 following 7.2K posts

Aging weirdo winging it with mixed results. I can relate to a hammer in that the hammer is forgotten once the nails are struck. Now with extra irrelevance!

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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 2m

Being obscured by an umbrella is his best look.

Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 38m

Ya boi is back.

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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 5h

I'd be surprised if producers didn't already get that in the demo.

Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 5h

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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 6h

It wasn't great. He's clearly a sociopath, but maybe we'll get more about why in Checkmate.

Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 6h

That's one reason of many. Another is that our parents made us raise ourselves and yelled at us that we weren't doing it right. 😅

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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 7h

You already know she's an A-hole because everything is name brand.

Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 8h

Their level of flip-flop would confuse Schrodinger.

Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 8h

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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 8h

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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 17h

Mom's nightstand because it's full of dildos.

Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 19h

I'm still finding new stuff thousands of hours in.

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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 19h

This presidency could have been an incarceration.

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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1d

This is why people who think it's a good idea to hire him should not have enough money to make it happen.

Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1d

Gen X 1000 yard stare will melt them.

Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1d

My daughter used to climb up and pat my cheek until I woke up. I think the tables turned when she was 12. 😅

Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine hating me and I'm just over here filling your air freshener with fart spray. Ok, valid.

Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1d

2 turds, one cup

Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1d

Probably somewhere that went out of business.

Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1d

I used to have a Lacoste one with the alligator. Good times.

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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1d

I'm getting Bladerunner 2049 minus the contacts.

Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1d

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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1d

This guy very likely has actual skeletons in his closet.

Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1d

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Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 1d

Clearly he likes them simple, basic, and handsy.