Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔
@feralgrumpy.bsky.social
Aging weirdo winging it with mixed results.
I can relate to a hammer in that the hammer is forgotten once the nails are struck. Now with extra irrelevance!
I can relate to a hammer in that the hammer is forgotten once the nails are struck. Now with extra irrelevance!
The lightning round
Tirimisu my daughter made and my pecan pumpkin and chocolate coconut cheesecake. Itis imminent.
Tirimisu my daughter made and my pecan pumpkin and chocolate coconut cheesecake. Itis imminent.
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
The lightning round
Tirimisu my daughter made and my pecan pumpkin and chocolate coconut cheesecake. Itis imminent.
Tirimisu my daughter made and my pecan pumpkin and chocolate coconut cheesecake. Itis imminent.
All the memories that come up during the holidays. Constant Comment was my aunt's favorite tea. We lost her early in lockdown. The mug was painted by my daughter. Still got her.
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
All the memories that come up during the holidays. Constant Comment was my aunt's favorite tea. We lost her early in lockdown. The mug was painted by my daughter. Still got her.
Birb is the wirb.
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Birb is the wirb.
The Millennium Falcon of devilled eggs, they may not look like much, but they've got it where it counts.
Oh glob, these are not photogenic; like myself.
Oh glob, these are not photogenic; like myself.
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The Millennium Falcon of devilled eggs, they may not look like much, but they've got it where it counts.
Oh glob, these are not photogenic; like myself.
Oh glob, these are not photogenic; like myself.
#HomeCooking
Birb going in over a ton of dressing.
Birb going in over a ton of dressing.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 PM
#HomeCooking
Birb going in over a ton of dressing.
Birb going in over a ton of dressing.
Stephen Miller is the kind of mfer that bleaches the dark meat on a turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Stephen Miller is the kind of mfer that bleaches the dark meat on a turkey.
People frying a turkey be like...
youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw?...
youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw?...
The Prodigy - Firestarter (Official Video)
YouTube video by The Prodigy
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November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
People frying a turkey be like...
youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw?...
youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw?...
Spinach has been creamed, not an euphemism.
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Spinach has been creamed, not an euphemism.
The final pie is done. 😌
Pecan pumpkin hybrid, lower carb.
Pecan pumpkin hybrid, lower carb.
November 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The final pie is done. 😌
Pecan pumpkin hybrid, lower carb.
Pecan pumpkin hybrid, lower carb.
Turkey is stored in the Butterballs.
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Turkey is stored in the Butterballs.
I had leftover pumpkin from the final pie, so it went into sausage grits with some chili crisp.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I had leftover pumpkin from the final pie, so it went into sausage grits with some chili crisp.
Compound butter ✅
Chocolate coconut cheesecake ✅
Pumpkin pecan pie 😴
Chocolate coconut cheesecake ✅
Pumpkin pecan pie 😴
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Compound butter ✅
Chocolate coconut cheesecake ✅
Pumpkin pecan pie 😴
Chocolate coconut cheesecake ✅
Pumpkin pecan pie 😴
I went to 2 of the stores in town and they were out of poultry seasoning, and the 3rd only had 2 left. Are people snorting it?
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I went to 2 of the stores in town and they were out of poultry seasoning, and the 3rd only had 2 left. Are people snorting it?
Considering the alias Shifty Giblets, for reasons.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Considering the alias Shifty Giblets, for reasons.
You're telling me the guy's name was Boner Parts?
November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
You're telling me the guy's name was Boner Parts?
Power company last month: you're late.
Me: what about my auto pay?
PC: Oh, my bad, we forgot.
Same thing this month. 🤬
Me: what about my auto pay?
PC: Oh, my bad, we forgot.
Same thing this month. 🤬
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Power company last month: you're late.
Me: what about my auto pay?
PC: Oh, my bad, we forgot.
Same thing this month. 🤬
Me: what about my auto pay?
PC: Oh, my bad, we forgot.
Same thing this month. 🤬
If you are a cooker of turkey, it's nearly thaw time. I use the cooler method, so I'm looking at 3.5 days for a 14 pound birb.
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
If you are a cooker of turkey, it's nearly thaw time. I use the cooler method, so I'm looking at 3.5 days for a 14 pound birb.
Me: I feel like jalapeno in my eggs.
Jalapenos: We're old school and we're gonna eff you up.
Me: 🤷🏼♂️
Jalapenos: We're old school and we're gonna eff you up.
Me: 🤷🏼♂️
November 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Me: I feel like jalapeno in my eggs.
Jalapenos: We're old school and we're gonna eff you up.
Me: 🤷🏼♂️
Jalapenos: We're old school and we're gonna eff you up.
Me: 🤷🏼♂️
He could do the funniest thing on black Friday. Or now.
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
He could do the funniest thing on black Friday. Or now.
Have a great evening!
I have expended my allotment of stupidity and must tap out.
I have expended my allotment of stupidity and must tap out.
November 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Have a great evening!
I have expended my allotment of stupidity and must tap out.
I have expended my allotment of stupidity and must tap out.
Is there a company that offers like a Silkwood shower after spending time with Shlump? I feel like a full decontamination would be beneficial.
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Is there a company that offers like a Silkwood shower after spending time with Shlump? I feel like a full decontamination would be beneficial.
*Slaps Oval Office*
This baby holds so much stench!
This baby holds so much stench!
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
*Slaps Oval Office*
This baby holds so much stench!
This baby holds so much stench!
"Honey, we have farts in a jar at home!"
(We do not, but we have jokes.)
(We do not, but we have jokes.)
November 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
"Honey, we have farts in a jar at home!"
(We do not, but we have jokes.)
(We do not, but we have jokes.)
Too close to call.
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Too close to call.