Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔
@feralgrumpy.bsky.social
Aging weirdo winging it with mixed results.
I can relate to a hammer in that the hammer is forgotten once the nails are struck. Now with extra irrelevance!
I can relate to a hammer in that the hammer is forgotten once the nails are struck. Now with extra irrelevance!
People remember the version of you they had the most power over. 🤷🏼♂️
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
People remember the version of you they had the most power over. 🤷🏼♂️
A fart so brassy people think there's a ska band in your bum.
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
A fart so brassy people think there's a ska band in your bum.
Trying a new o-ringtone?
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Trying a new o-ringtone?
Brak Friday is best Friday.
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Brak Friday is best Friday.
Red because bashful.
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Red because bashful.
I weep for the corn. 😔
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I weep for the corn. 😔
I'm glad things are looking up.
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
I'm glad things are looking up.
Sometimes I fuck up, sometimes I'm up to fuckery, and sometimes the two are indistinguishable.
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Sometimes I fuck up, sometimes I'm up to fuckery, and sometimes the two are indistinguishable.
Not money well spent.
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Not money well spent.
They're doing what they're paid to do. There is no 4th estate anymore.
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
They're doing what they're paid to do. There is no 4th estate anymore.
They're not amazing.
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 AM
They're not amazing.
I would have an easier time believing there's a cosmic consciousness than some book about a guy that sacrificed himself to himself as a social control narrative. I guess I'm agnostic because I don't care either way.
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I would have an easier time believing there's a cosmic consciousness than some book about a guy that sacrificed himself to himself as a social control narrative. I guess I'm agnostic because I don't care either way.
Boob on a doob
November 28, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Boob on a doob
"Costs extra to find a turkey that's all white meat, but it's our preference."
November 28, 2025 at 1:42 AM
"Costs extra to find a turkey that's all white meat, but it's our preference."
Will Smith has the chance to do the funniest thing.
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Will Smith has the chance to do the funniest thing.
It is not. It's moist and delicious because there was compound butter under the skin.
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It is not. It's moist and delicious because there was compound butter under the skin.
He never reached out to the widow of the bystander to his stunt in Pennsylvania. Never.
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
He never reached out to the widow of the bystander to his stunt in Pennsylvania. Never.
Mfer is still on Vegas time.
November 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Mfer is still on Vegas time.