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Lmao my mother bought Christmas presents for my sister’s boyfriend’s kids and my sister hasn’t even met these children yet
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Lmao my mother bought Christmas presents for my sister’s boyfriend’s kids and my sister hasn’t even met these children yet
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tonight’s 🌙 through my 🔭
December 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
tonight’s 🌙 through my 🔭
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Objection, your honor. Boring af.
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Objection, your honor. Boring af.
I am making a list of benefits of moving back to Ohio, send help
December 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I am making a list of benefits of moving back to Ohio, send help
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☑️ cookies for Santa
☑️ sugar for the reindeer
☑️ tasteful nudes for the elves
☑️ sugar for the reindeer
☑️ tasteful nudes for the elves
December 24, 2024 at 7:02 PM
☑️ cookies for Santa
☑️ sugar for the reindeer
☑️ tasteful nudes for the elves
☑️ sugar for the reindeer
☑️ tasteful nudes for the elves
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no offense but if you have the head of a human, the body of a lion, and the wings of an eagle i will not be answering any of your fuckass puzzles or whatever
December 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
no offense but if you have the head of a human, the body of a lion, and the wings of an eagle i will not be answering any of your fuckass puzzles or whatever
How do you live in places where you have to get in a car any time you need anything and not go insane?
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
How do you live in places where you have to get in a car any time you need anything and not go insane?
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I wish that damn grinch would steal christmas, then we can be done with this nonesense once and for all
December 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I wish that damn grinch would steal christmas, then we can be done with this nonesense once and for all
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Maybe you weren’t being abandoned. Maybe you were being released.
December 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Maybe you weren’t being abandoned. Maybe you were being released.
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Saying something weird and logging off for it is out of my head and no longer my problem
December 23, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Saying something weird and logging off for it is out of my head and no longer my problem
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Is that a Festivus pole in your pocket or do you just have some grievances to air with me?
December 23, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Is that a Festivus pole in your pocket or do you just have some grievances to air with me?
The Princess Bride is a Christmas movie
December 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The Princess Bride is a Christmas movie
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lighting my fireplace from here on out to keep that man out of my house
December 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
lighting my fireplace from here on out to keep that man out of my house
The hair was having a day
December 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The hair was having a day
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When they describe baby Jesus as a “holy infant so tender and mild” he sounds like a basket of buffalo wings.
December 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
When they describe baby Jesus as a “holy infant so tender and mild” he sounds like a basket of buffalo wings.
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I'm so good this year that Santa will come twice maybe three times
December 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I'm so good this year that Santa will come twice maybe three times
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only one more shopping day to find that perfect spice for a baby
December 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
only one more shopping day to find that perfect spice for a baby
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Her: Come over and help me remove my G string.
Him: *drives like a maniac*
Her: *answers the door with a guitar in her hands*
Him: *drives like a maniac*
Her: *answers the door with a guitar in her hands*
December 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Her: Come over and help me remove my G string.
Him: *drives like a maniac*
Her: *answers the door with a guitar in her hands*
Him: *drives like a maniac*
Her: *answers the door with a guitar in her hands*
I am backed up to infinity and beyond and beyond the beyond (in a good way)
December 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I am backed up to infinity and beyond and beyond the beyond (in a good way)
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For no reason, thinking about back-assed “compliments”, one of my faves has been, “I see your potential even if you don’t”, or the variant, “I saw your potential before you did.”
Neither of the phrases help. Just for the record😁✌️
Neither of the phrases help. Just for the record😁✌️
December 23, 2025 at 10:49 PM
For no reason, thinking about back-assed “compliments”, one of my faves has been, “I see your potential even if you don’t”, or the variant, “I saw your potential before you did.”
Neither of the phrases help. Just for the record😁✌️
Neither of the phrases help. Just for the record😁✌️
I can’t say there is anyone I know who is trustworthy and of good intentions who would have reason for vague posting about having people killed or hurting people or generally playing mind games with others. That is sick and disturbed person behavior.
December 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I can’t say there is anyone I know who is trustworthy and of good intentions who would have reason for vague posting about having people killed or hurting people or generally playing mind games with others. That is sick and disturbed person behavior.
I will be whatever the occasion requires, and you will be a fraud.
December 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I will be whatever the occasion requires, and you will be a fraud.
Being brazen and irritating, as a treat.
December 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Being brazen and irritating, as a treat.
In this essay, [famous redacted author] will discuss how liberal powerbrokers are scumbags who only care about keeping power within their circle of elite stupidity. Or, they will talk about how they decided to change their ways and stopped being losers at everything but sucking their own dicks.
December 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
In this essay, [famous redacted author] will discuss how liberal powerbrokers are scumbags who only care about keeping power within their circle of elite stupidity. Or, they will talk about how they decided to change their ways and stopped being losers at everything but sucking their own dicks.