Look forward to my upcoming Country Song “She Threw Out My Barbecue Sauce”
November 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Look forward to my upcoming Country Song “She Threw Out My Barbecue Sauce”
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The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe probably had so many HOA citations
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe probably had so many HOA citations
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heard your mom has a big game today
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 PM
heard your mom has a big game today
im wearing a beanie with little sparkly christmas lights on it + mittens. its winter as hell rn
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
im wearing a beanie with little sparkly christmas lights on it + mittens. its winter as hell rn
i get dicked down
then i get fucked again
then i get fucked again
November 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
i get dicked down
then i get fucked again
then i get fucked again
prometheus was punished for stealing lacroix from the gods
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
prometheus was punished for stealing lacroix from the gods
embarking on a hazardous journey
Chrono Trigger Main Theme
YouTube video by Moyra Rodriguez :3
youtu.be
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
embarking on a hazardous journey
transsexual starcraft marine: gimme somethin to boob
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
transsexual starcraft marine: gimme somethin to boob
theorizing a tesseract with boobs
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
theorizing a tesseract with boobs
how to move a cute girl who’s taking up 5/6ths of the bed without waking her
November 30, 2025 at 4:33 AM
how to move a cute girl who’s taking up 5/6ths of the bed without waking her
john lennon probably regretted that “shoot me” line
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 AM
john lennon probably regretted that “shoot me” line
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sometimes i’ll be reading a thread and my eyebrows shoot higher and higher until they’re off of my face
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
sometimes i’ll be reading a thread and my eyebrows shoot higher and higher until they’re off of my face
this airbnb had a guitalele hanging on the wall so i tried it. kinda cute now i want one
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
this airbnb had a guitalele hanging on the wall so i tried it. kinda cute now i want one
it’s deeply weird that duo lingo is trying to do a “ranking” system. it gave me a rival (by their real name) and was basically trying to get me to overtake their xp gains, even though we’re in 2 completely different languages and at diff levels within the languages
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 AM
it’s deeply weird that duo lingo is trying to do a “ranking” system. it gave me a rival (by their real name) and was basically trying to get me to overtake their xp gains, even though we’re in 2 completely different languages and at diff levels within the languages
bad japanese localizations be like hello my name is bighelp insidefields
November 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
bad japanese localizations be like hello my name is bighelp insidefields
so this is what it’s like to be a perfect sweetie huh? i could get used to this
November 30, 2025 at 3:08 AM
so this is what it’s like to be a perfect sweetie huh? i could get used to this
i guess im a perfect angel now. personality complete. freeze frame, end credits
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i guess im a perfect angel now. personality complete. freeze frame, end credits
im so used to making this mistake it feels weird that i didn’t make it. im like “and we’re sure i, didn’t fuck up this time? really? that does not sound like me tbh”
shout out couple’s therapy for giving me the skills i need to express frustration without swerving into asshole land.
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
im so used to making this mistake it feels weird that i didn’t make it. im like “and we’re sure i, didn’t fuck up this time? really? that does not sound like me tbh”
i better not get fucking stuck here. the possibility of travel issues was not mentioned to me until after i was already in the car. that’s SUPER not cool, but, i’ve already been apologized to. maybe I shouldn’t keep harping on it.
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
i better not get fucking stuck here. the possibility of travel issues was not mentioned to me until after i was already in the car. that’s SUPER not cool, but, i’ve already been apologized to. maybe I shouldn’t keep harping on it.
if u ever play planet crafter (spoilers but you’ll thank me) DO NOT build in the starting zone. Build no lower than 26 elevation. the game doesn’t tell you this until after you’ve already built a base which fucking sucks and is annoying
November 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM
if u ever play planet crafter (spoilers but you’ll thank me) DO NOT build in the starting zone. Build no lower than 26 elevation. the game doesn’t tell you this until after you’ve already built a base which fucking sucks and is annoying
pushing post formats to their absolute LIMIT
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
pushing post formats to their absolute LIMIT
the being upset at someone, to me telling them that im upset, to them apologizing to me, to me feeling better pipeline
November 30, 2025 at 1:37 AM
the being upset at someone, to me telling them that im upset, to them apologizing to me, to me feeling better pipeline
im giving you an extra 15 minutes of screen time
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
im giving you an extra 15 minutes of screen time