*is a taxonomic rank above species* im a genus
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
*is a taxonomic rank above species* im a genus
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manifesting a brain that works
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
manifesting a brain that works
i oscillate between missing my dad and being mad at him. he loved christmas so we’re in “missing dead daddy” mode rn
December 1, 2025 at 2:46 PM
i oscillate between missing my dad and being mad at him. he loved christmas so we’re in “missing dead daddy” mode rn
mariah carey voice : we have couple’s therapy🎵
at nooooon🎵
at nooooon🎵
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
mariah carey voice : we have couple’s therapy🎵
at nooooon🎵
at nooooon🎵
i don’t want a lot for christmas
there’s just one thing that i need
i don’t care about the p̸̧̭͇̦̭̮̗̪̊̈̔̊̀͑̔̐̈́r̶̭̞͙̹̠̂̈́̇̽̕ͅͅe̷̡̳̖̝̬̖͈̻̍͌́̐́̕͝s̶̙̺͙̠͙͎̣̯̜͐̂̇̅́ē̸̡̩̱̉n̵̢̖̪̤̲̠͑̊c̶̺̠͙͍̝̮̯̝̎͋͋̀̿̾̄̈́è̴̝̺͙̞̣̺̪̠͚̉̎͗̅͑̃ underneath the christmas tree
there’s just one thing that i need
i don’t care about the p̸̧̭͇̦̭̮̗̪̊̈̔̊̀͑̔̐̈́r̶̭̞͙̹̠̂̈́̇̽̕ͅͅe̷̡̳̖̝̬̖͈̻̍͌́̐́̕͝s̶̙̺͙̠͙͎̣̯̜͐̂̇̅́ē̸̡̩̱̉n̵̢̖̪̤̲̠͑̊c̶̺̠͙͍̝̮̯̝̎͋͋̀̿̾̄̈́è̴̝̺͙̞̣̺̪̠͚̉̎͗̅͑̃ underneath the christmas tree
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
i don’t want a lot for christmas
there’s just one thing that i need
i don’t care about the p̸̧̭͇̦̭̮̗̪̊̈̔̊̀͑̔̐̈́r̶̭̞͙̹̠̂̈́̇̽̕ͅͅe̷̡̳̖̝̬̖͈̻̍͌́̐́̕͝s̶̙̺͙̠͙͎̣̯̜͐̂̇̅́ē̸̡̩̱̉n̵̢̖̪̤̲̠͑̊c̶̺̠͙͍̝̮̯̝̎͋͋̀̿̾̄̈́è̴̝̺͙̞̣̺̪̠͚̉̎͗̅͑̃ underneath the christmas tree
there’s just one thing that i need
i don’t care about the p̸̧̭͇̦̭̮̗̪̊̈̔̊̀͑̔̐̈́r̶̭̞͙̹̠̂̈́̇̽̕ͅͅe̷̡̳̖̝̬̖͈̻̍͌́̐́̕͝s̶̙̺͙̠͙͎̣̯̜͐̂̇̅́ē̸̡̩̱̉n̵̢̖̪̤̲̠͑̊c̶̺̠͙͍̝̮̯̝̎͋͋̀̿̾̄̈́è̴̝̺͙̞̣̺̪̠͚̉̎͗̅͑̃ underneath the christmas tree
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my partner was tickling me, which made me thrash and i kinda sorta accidentally kneed them right in the pussy
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 PM
my partner was tickling me, which made me thrash and i kinda sorta accidentally kneed them right in the pussy
moooom i found out about another cool guitar i cant afford
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
moooom i found out about another cool guitar i cant afford
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on the first day of skymas my oomfie gave to me
a reply, like, and a reskeet
a reply, like, and a reskeet
December 11, 2023 at 1:25 PM
on the first day of skymas my oomfie gave to me
a reply, like, and a reskeet
a reply, like, and a reskeet
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Medical Billing AI: Hey there — I know it can be hard out there, but it looks like you owe us $10,000.
ME: fiddle de dah/fiddle de dee/ it’s $10,000 dollars you owe to me!/cash or Venmo in my name/this rhyme commands you, your code’s to blame!
AI: Absolutely, we’ll get that to you ASAP.
ME: fiddle de dah/fiddle de dee/ it’s $10,000 dollars you owe to me!/cash or Venmo in my name/this rhyme commands you, your code’s to blame!
AI: Absolutely, we’ll get that to you ASAP.
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Medical Billing AI: Hey there — I know it can be hard out there, but it looks like you owe us $10,000.
ME: fiddle de dah/fiddle de dee/ it’s $10,000 dollars you owe to me!/cash or Venmo in my name/this rhyme commands you, your code’s to blame!
AI: Absolutely, we’ll get that to you ASAP.
ME: fiddle de dah/fiddle de dee/ it’s $10,000 dollars you owe to me!/cash or Venmo in my name/this rhyme commands you, your code’s to blame!
AI: Absolutely, we’ll get that to you ASAP.
leaving computer science to pursue my dream career: farting on birthday cakes
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
leaving computer science to pursue my dream career: farting on birthday cakes
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Before u unfollow me for being annoying remember that it’s not my fault my parents didnt love me
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Before u unfollow me for being annoying remember that it’s not my fault my parents didnt love me
enter scroll mode . interact with posts. enter broad cast mode. make posts . rinse repeat . i am a good user
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
enter scroll mode . interact with posts. enter broad cast mode. make posts . rinse repeat . i am a good user
im inventing a big mechanical hand that comes and scoops u up when ur sleepy on the couch and moves u into bed. also it fists u if you press the right buttons but thats a secondary thing
December 1, 2025 at 5:25 AM
im inventing a big mechanical hand that comes and scoops u up when ur sleepy on the couch and moves u into bed. also it fists u if you press the right buttons but thats a secondary thing
they call her soliloquy lena
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
they call her soliloquy lena
they say lena has more posts than there are atoms in the universe. scientists say this, every single one
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
they say lena has more posts than there are atoms in the universe. scientists say this, every single one
i think any villain who doesn’t put their lair behind a secret waterfall cave is a chump
December 1, 2025 at 5:21 AM
i think any villain who doesn’t put their lair behind a secret waterfall cave is a chump
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honey. i’ve got a confession. i put your freakin penis in the dryer. i put your freakin penis in the dryer and it shrank. a lot. we’re gonna have to get you a new penis.
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
honey. i’ve got a confession. i put your freakin penis in the dryer. i put your freakin penis in the dryer and it shrank. a lot. we’re gonna have to get you a new penis.
do u guys think the dinosaurs were sometimes gay or not really
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
do u guys think the dinosaurs were sometimes gay or not really
sometimes u have to dropkick a jabroni for talking smack
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
sometimes u have to dropkick a jabroni for talking smack
sometimes lesbians smoke werd
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
sometimes lesbians smoke werd
let women be lesbians that smoke weed
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
let women be lesbians that smoke weed
im like if a woman smoked weed
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
im like if a woman smoked weed
yall ever think about what it would be like to hang glide? to bad no human being has ever done this ever
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
yall ever think about what it would be like to hang glide? to bad no human being has ever done this ever
controversial opinion: im lena
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
controversial opinion: im lena