cedar longpenis
@guypussy.bsky.social
cedar. 27. attention addict. he/him. bunny parent. sometimes ASMR. in a parasocial relationship with the marlboro man. i post a lot.
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my very old downstairs neighbor just confronted me because she thinks i am dropping stuff on the floor to harass her because she’s going to the bathroom too loud ?
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
my very old downstairs neighbor just confronted me because she thinks i am dropping stuff on the floor to harass her because she’s going to the bathroom too loud ?
i’m buying my electrolysis machine today i’m so nervous…..
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
i’m buying my electrolysis machine today i’m so nervous…..
i’d never be a freak
November 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
i’d never be a freak
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cock? schlong? you want us to talk about tallywhacker? about dick? the one-eyed monster? johnson? wang? third legs? peckers? pipe, such as one might lay? dong? meat, minus veg? wedding tackle? shaft? phallus? yogurt slinger? willy? wiener? bald-headed hermit? the old fellow? skin flute? hog? member?
November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
cock? schlong? you want us to talk about tallywhacker? about dick? the one-eyed monster? johnson? wang? third legs? peckers? pipe, such as one might lay? dong? meat, minus veg? wedding tackle? shaft? phallus? yogurt slinger? willy? wiener? bald-headed hermit? the old fellow? skin flute? hog? member?
if i was suckin on a chili dog at the tastee freeze 9/11 wouldn’t have gone down like that
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
if i was suckin on a chili dog at the tastee freeze 9/11 wouldn’t have gone down like that
u know what they say……. big breakfast…… big poop…….
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
u know what they say……. big breakfast…… big poop…….
happy monday everybody say penis
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 PM
happy monday everybody say penis
if a woman had armpits i would smell them
November 10, 2025 at 6:33 AM
if a woman had armpits i would smell them
CHEDDA LONGPENIS
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
CHEDDA LONGPENIS
my friend is making me watch tulsa king this is torture
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
my friend is making me watch tulsa king this is torture
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HELP! MY "STOP THINKING ABOUT HOT WOMEN PISSING ON ME" SHIRT DOES NOT SEEM TO WORK, THESE HOT WOMEN ARE CALLING ME PISS BOY
November 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
HELP! MY "STOP THINKING ABOUT HOT WOMEN PISSING ON ME" SHIRT DOES NOT SEEM TO WORK, THESE HOT WOMEN ARE CALLING ME PISS BOY
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putting a gun in my mouth in the middle of the tiki bar because they said they’re sold out of happy hour coconut shrimp
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
putting a gun in my mouth in the middle of the tiki bar because they said they’re sold out of happy hour coconut shrimp
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chedda long like his penis
November 10, 2025 at 5:18 AM
chedda long like his penis
i’m out drinking with my friends and they keep calling me chedda
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
i’m out drinking with my friends and they keep calling me chedda
I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND
November 10, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND
ID LET A HOT WOMAN PISS ON ME PROBABLY ………
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
ID LET A HOT WOMAN PISS ON ME PROBABLY ………
PISSSSS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
PISSSSS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS
PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEEE
PEE PEE
PEE PEE
November 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEEE
PEE PEE
PEE PEE
putting a gun in my mouth in the middle of the tiki bar because they said they’re sold out of happy hour coconut shrimp
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
putting a gun in my mouth in the middle of the tiki bar because they said they’re sold out of happy hour coconut shrimp
THEYRE SOLD OUT OF COCONUT SHRIMP NOOOOOOOOOOO
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
THEYRE SOLD OUT OF COCONUT SHRIMP NOOOOOOOOOOO
god when will it be my turn
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
god when will it be my turn
they’re calling him two drinks cedar……
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
they’re calling him two drinks cedar……