Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
Not A. Doctor, M.D.
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My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in.
Now is the winter of our dish content.
Now is the winter of our dish content.
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If everybody on bluesky chipped in one dollar, we wouldn't be able to do that much. It's gonna have to be ten dollars to make a real difference.
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If everybody on bluesky chipped in one dollar, we wouldn't be able to do that much. It's gonna have to be ten dollars to make a real difference.
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always get my period on the first of the month bc my uterus knows we don’t have enough money for a baby after rent
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
always get my period on the first of the month bc my uterus knows we don’t have enough money for a baby after rent
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Nana always said she got pregnant from the heimlich maneuver 🏆👑 Congratulations @im-all-id.me from @benedictsred.bsky.social
Dry swallowing pepcid but like in a really hot way
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Nana always said she got pregnant from the heimlich maneuver 🏆👑 Congratulations @im-all-id.me from @benedictsred.bsky.social
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I've never really been the personality type but sometimes it's nice to take a break from doing and saying anything there is
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I've never really been the personality type but sometimes it's nice to take a break from doing and saying anything there is
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Expanding my capacity to receive by punching a few more belt notches
December 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Expanding my capacity to receive by punching a few more belt notches
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Need one of those jobs where, if I am a huge failure, they pay me $50 million to leave. CEO, football coach. I'll do any of 'em just to get fired.
December 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Need one of those jobs where, if I am a huge failure, they pay me $50 million to leave. CEO, football coach. I'll do any of 'em just to get fired.
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Dry swallowing pepcid but like in a really hot way
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Dry swallowing pepcid but like in a really hot way
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i’m so stressed out dealing with my cat’s medical insurance company what do you mean americans have to do this for humans?????????????? OR ELSE THEY DIE???????????
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
i’m so stressed out dealing with my cat’s medical insurance company what do you mean americans have to do this for humans?????????????? OR ELSE THEY DIE???????????
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when I detach my post from your quote post I hope it feels like you’re bombing a stand-up set and we can hear the sweat on your forehead drip and hit the stage
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
when I detach my post from your quote post I hope it feels like you’re bombing a stand-up set and we can hear the sweat on your forehead drip and hit the stage
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it's always the worst people who want to be immortal. how come it's never the cool ones like you and me?
November 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
it's always the worst people who want to be immortal. how come it's never the cool ones like you and me?
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in such a shitty stage of my life it makes me yearn for the other, marginally less shitty stages
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
in such a shitty stage of my life it makes me yearn for the other, marginally less shitty stages
As a man, I’m glad that the majority of gift suggestions cater to my alcoholism and love of smoking meats
December 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
As a man, I’m glad that the majority of gift suggestions cater to my alcoholism and love of smoking meats
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Nobody but you "gets it."
Everyone is impressed.
Everyone is impressed.
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Nobody but you "gets it."
Everyone is impressed.
Everyone is impressed.
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We'll just have to believe in a maybe that lasted, a perhaps that perpetuated, some what if that went on and on and on like an automated voice. "Your wishlist has come true, everything is different at checkout"
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
We'll just have to believe in a maybe that lasted, a perhaps that perpetuated, some what if that went on and on and on like an automated voice. "Your wishlist has come true, everything is different at checkout"
Why are ghosts always slamming doors? Take your anger issues back to hell, homie
December 1, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Why are ghosts always slamming doors? Take your anger issues back to hell, homie
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Who up thinking they getting uglier at an alarming rate
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Who up thinking they getting uglier at an alarming rate
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”is my vision improving?"
"whoa could it be the new vitamins?"
"oh i just slept in my contacts"
"whoa could it be the new vitamins?"
"oh i just slept in my contacts"
November 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
”is my vision improving?"
"whoa could it be the new vitamins?"
"oh i just slept in my contacts"
"whoa could it be the new vitamins?"
"oh i just slept in my contacts"
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i love building furniture because it's like high stakes legos
November 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
i love building furniture because it's like high stakes legos
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it’s hot cocoa hours and i just clocked in
December 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
it’s hot cocoa hours and i just clocked in
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I was talking about Liz Hurley and wanted to see if she’s still a smoke show (she is) but when I googled her I found out she’s dating billy ray cyrus???
November 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I was talking about Liz Hurley and wanted to see if she’s still a smoke show (she is) but when I googled her I found out she’s dating billy ray cyrus???
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"Basement Full of Drifters" by Mazzy Star
November 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
"Basement Full of Drifters" by Mazzy Star
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I act pretty sweet for someone with a basement full of drifters
November 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I act pretty sweet for someone with a basement full of drifters
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Hi, I can't come to work today. I haven't learned the true meaning of Thanksgiving. Give me another day or two to process it
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Hi, I can't come to work today. I haven't learned the true meaning of Thanksgiving. Give me another day or two to process it
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don’t wanna be a one night stand, but also don’t wanna be a wife: a book on my dating life
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
don’t wanna be a one night stand, but also don’t wanna be a wife: a book on my dating life