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Jason Goes to Hell

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · Nov 15

My wife and I have started making videos of plates and bowls that we’re selling from home while snowed in.

Now is the winter of our dish content.

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · Dec 18

is that a snickers in your pocket because i’m starving and if it’s your dick again istg

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 2h

thinking about her (gwen pepperoni)

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 1h

Nope. Sounds awful.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 1h

Or sternum are my two toughest.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 2h

here it is, in case you need it

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 2h

there's this video where this little kid is running down a hill, hits the side of a car, impact makes a huge sound, kid falls down, and yells, "i'm okay!"

so anyway, I'm okay. are you okay?

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 1d

Having siblings is humiliating

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Hae Ji Cho @haejicho.bsky.social · 1d

Mom looking at a plant she killed: “It doesn’t want to live :(“

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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 16h

Time to rewatch Lost in Translation to remember that Giovanni Ribisi’s wardrobe and the presence of Anna Faris really cement it in its time.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 8h

Definitely. It’s all for everyone else. 🙄

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1d

Thought it was a spooky Halloween owl but turns out it was just my asthma pipes

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1d

I was a sailor on a merchant vessel carrying claret and port away from the continent but now I just rig clotheslines

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1d

If I really like you I’ll let you feel the dent in my head

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1d

I hope your dog lives long enough to grow grizzled and cranky and wise. And if not, let them at least teach you how to live in the absolute moment 🐾

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23h

WILL BATTEN DOWN YOUR HATCHES FOR SOUP

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17h

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17h

It’s okay. Come horror anytime. ☺️

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 17h

How am I supposed to sleep?!

a man is standing in front of a refrigerator in a kitchen .

ALT: a man is standing in front of a refrigerator in a kitchen .

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 21h

Your chances of being Bret Easton Ellis are low but never less than zero

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 19h

A haunted house filled with strangers asking which tattoo hurt the most

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d

Diane Keaton is one of those people for whom death did not seem an option, so you can understand why I am shook

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 22h

One great thing about having a chest wound is you can walk around with a real "what are ya gonna do to me, stab me in the chest?" attitude. I'm just here to remind you that one can have two chest wounds, so you may wanna say,"What are you gonna do to me, stab me in the chest TWICE?"

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 21h

Because Apple has poor priorities. 🧛‍♂️

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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 23h

The vibes for Saturday, Oct. 11, 2025: Putrid

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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 22h

My family crest is a guy doing a field sobriety test

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