Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
writer of jokes
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fighter of life
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a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
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Our surroundings have always listened in on us, their capitalism is the environment of a perfect moment. "Your surroundings have their hands up, you are too paranoid for the presence of psychic shopping"
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Our surroundings have always listened in on us, their capitalism is the environment of a perfect moment. "Your surroundings have their hands up, you are too paranoid for the presence of psychic shopping"
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The important philosophical questions of any holiday are: did Hallmark just always exist, did it originate in outer space, if you believe in it but don't send cards can you still get into envelope
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The important philosophical questions of any holiday are: did Hallmark just always exist, did it originate in outer space, if you believe in it but don't send cards can you still get into envelope
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Is this a turkey? 🦃 ❤️
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Is this a turkey? 🦃 ❤️
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wish i could be cool and mysterious but unfortunately i can't shut the fuck up
March 11, 2024 at 7:12 PM
wish i could be cool and mysterious but unfortunately i can't shut the fuck up
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don’t forget to thaw out your in-laws tonight
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
don’t forget to thaw out your in-laws tonight
got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
a woman posted a pic in a group chat of a baby turkey she bought thinking it was a chicken. She captioned the pic "IS THIS A TURKEY?!?"
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
Anyway, I haven't been here because I've been yelling IS THIS A TURKEY at everything. You should try it
November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
got a feeling that today's the day I get answers
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what am i thankful for? all you jerks
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
what am i thankful for? all you jerks
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if some bitchass breed wins the dog show this year I’m flipping the dinner table. how could you even eat in a time like that???
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
if some bitchass breed wins the dog show this year I’m flipping the dinner table. how could you even eat in a time like that???
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one like = one person on this app i’m thankful for
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
one like = one person on this app i’m thankful for
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*Looks you dead in the eye* A good quality olive oil is better than butter
November 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
*Looks you dead in the eye* A good quality olive oil is better than butter
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Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
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(after burning the gumbo) Well, today is roux-ined
November 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
(after burning the gumbo) Well, today is roux-ined
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Put “spree” after “killing” and the whole thing suddenly sounds so breezy and upbeat.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Put “spree” after “killing” and the whole thing suddenly sounds so breezy and upbeat.
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Is it normal to feel so weak it's hard to stir a stiff batter
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Is it normal to feel so weak it's hard to stir a stiff batter
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Remember that little kid whose grandpa had a diabetic crisis on the highway who took over driving (truck + boat trailer) and pulled over to safety? Asked how he would advise someone in an emergency, he said, “Stay calm and try to do your best.” That’s the greatest advice anyone has on any topic
December 16, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Remember that little kid whose grandpa had a diabetic crisis on the highway who took over driving (truck + boat trailer) and pulled over to safety? Asked how he would advise someone in an emergency, he said, “Stay calm and try to do your best.” That’s the greatest advice anyone has on any topic
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Good morning and happy Thanksgiving to this boy, and to all of you
Remember that little kid whose grandpa had a diabetic crisis on the highway who took over driving (truck + boat trailer) and pulled over to safety? Asked how he would advise someone in an emergency, he said, “Stay calm and try to do your best.” That’s the greatest advice anyone has on any topic
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Good morning and happy Thanksgiving to this boy, and to all of you
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
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I'll never forget you, whatever your name was.
November 24, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I'll never forget you, whatever your name was.
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implicit implied
explicit explied?
explicit explied?
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
implicit implied
explicit explied?
explicit explied?
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If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
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An app said my pregnant niece's baby is the size of a red panda now, and I know about reality and all but I've built up a picture of that little dude as my nephew so when she shits out a screaming human soon I'm gonna be distraught
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
An app said my pregnant niece's baby is the size of a red panda now, and I know about reality and all but I've built up a picture of that little dude as my nephew so when she shits out a screaming human soon I'm gonna be distraught
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What do you get when you combine a few remaining members of Deep Purple, Foghat, and Captain Beefheart? Come see Deep FogBeef this weekend in the lounge and find out yourself!
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
What do you get when you combine a few remaining members of Deep Purple, Foghat, and Captain Beefheart? Come see Deep FogBeef this weekend in the lounge and find out yourself!
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Chernobyl would be a beautiful name for a baby boy conjoined to another baby boy
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Chernobyl would be a beautiful name for a baby boy conjoined to another baby boy
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y'all ever order your burritos "extra tight"
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
y'all ever order your burritos "extra tight"
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When you slick your hair back at night to be dark and late nitey but your cowlick is naturally against casual lite spelling
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
When you slick your hair back at night to be dark and late nitey but your cowlick is naturally against casual lite spelling