BEAVE
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦
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BEAVE
@beaveinflow.bsky.social
· Dec 2
People who invite that creepy Elf on the Shelf into their home clearly haven’t watched enough horror movies.
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bitch ass pilgrims never had this treat
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
bitch ass pilgrims never had this treat
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south park warned us of this day
November 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
south park warned us of this day
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Indiana Jones and the Butthole of Doom
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Indiana Jones and the Butthole of Doom
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“This tofu recipe helped me lose 30 pounds.” Yeah, because it was so disgusting you threw it out and starved instead.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
“This tofu recipe helped me lose 30 pounds.” Yeah, because it was so disgusting you threw it out and starved instead.
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My doctor said I need to quit drinking, which will be a huge change for me.
It will be my first new doctor in over 20 years.
It will be my first new doctor in over 20 years.
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My doctor said I need to quit drinking, which will be a huge change for me.
It will be my first new doctor in over 20 years.
It will be my first new doctor in over 20 years.
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going to savannah and eating a fresh praline by the river won’t fix generational trauma but it will make you stop missing sex for a few minutes
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
going to savannah and eating a fresh praline by the river won’t fix generational trauma but it will make you stop missing sex for a few minutes
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Girls, when you and a friend suck a dick together, one girl sucks it and the other one licks the balls, and then you switch, right? But at a certain point the hotter one stays on the dick and I am just the balls girl.
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Girls, when you and a friend suck a dick together, one girl sucks it and the other one licks the balls, and then you switch, right? But at a certain point the hotter one stays on the dick and I am just the balls girl.
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Dr. Seuss rejects
dog on a log
orangutan with a frying pan *bonk!
Eel seals the deal
dog on a log
orangutan with a frying pan *bonk!
Eel seals the deal
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Dr. Seuss rejects
dog on a log
orangutan with a frying pan *bonk!
Eel seals the deal
dog on a log
orangutan with a frying pan *bonk!
Eel seals the deal
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Blessed are the out of town friends and family who insist on staying at hotels during the holidays
November 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Blessed are the out of town friends and family who insist on staying at hotels during the holidays
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absolutely rabid, craving banana and nutella crepes, like at least 18 of them
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
absolutely rabid, craving banana and nutella crepes, like at least 18 of them
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I refer to my balls as “Wonkas” because they’re in between a Willy and a Chocolate Factory.
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I refer to my balls as “Wonkas” because they’re in between a Willy and a Chocolate Factory.
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*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*
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Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.
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Is there a big demand for cured meats erotica?
November 23, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Is there a big demand for cured meats erotica?
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Stop pretending like your gravy doesn't come from a can, your stuffing doesn't come from a box and your potatoes aren't instant
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Stop pretending like your gravy doesn't come from a can, your stuffing doesn't come from a box and your potatoes aren't instant
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paint me like one of the made up scenarios in your head
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
paint me like one of the made up scenarios in your head
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people used to like tiger woods beFORE! now they just find him off, putting . folks,,
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
people used to like tiger woods beFORE! now they just find him off, putting . folks,,
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I don’t know about you, but I pronounce it gyro.
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I don’t know about you, but I pronounce it gyro.
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Sometimes, I get sad that I didn't have a privileged childhood of living in an isolated English manor full of vengeful spirits.
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Sometimes, I get sad that I didn't have a privileged childhood of living in an isolated English manor full of vengeful spirits.
Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.
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Someone said I haven’t met all the people yet I’m supposed to meet and now I’m depressed
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Someone said I haven’t met all the people yet I’m supposed to meet and now I’m depressed
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I get all of my news from 2019
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I get all of my news from 2019
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I need multiple chances to make a good first impression
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I need multiple chances to make a good first impression
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getting an earlier start to the day means there’s more time to focus on vengeance
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 AM
getting an earlier start to the day means there’s more time to focus on vengeance
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I've been married long enough to know that healthy communication is only for divorced people.
November 25, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I've been married long enough to know that healthy communication is only for divorced people.