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@beaveinflow.bsky.social

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Spokesperson for beavers. Please take everything I post seriously. 🇨🇦 Beave regular: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaaed5pb5i4jg Best of: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kvec6rzfk4af2gjfiu33ccf2/feed/aaakj4nnz7hgi

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · Aug 17

Here’s a photo of my cat trying to catch a bubble. You’re welcome.

Orange Tabby cat, Greg, standing tall on his hind toe beans with front paws stretched straight in the air trying to catch a catnip bubble floating above his head.

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 2d

Not everyone gets it. I actually prefer it that way

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👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 6d

I'm never what I wish to be, but at least I'm always something.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 4d

Panic attacks are jazz hands for the soul.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 1d

could a depressed person do this?

[eats a third bagel]

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Jooli-AHH! Ghoulia 🎃🍂🔪 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 1d

The kids today with their Ed Gein

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 8d

could a depressed person do this? *posts again*

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Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 5d

If you have nothing nice to say get ya a bsky account

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 13d

out of nowhere i started thinking about hoagies

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 2d

One great thing about having a chest wound is you can walk around with a real "what are ya gonna do to me, stab me in the chest?" attitude. I'm just here to remind you that one can have two chest wounds, so you may wanna say,"What are you gonna do to me, stab me in the chest TWICE?"

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 2d

muting people irl with a hammer

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 2d

mark this feeling in the simplest shape

let me finally let it fall away

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 2d

Friend: are you almost ready for our hike?
Me: *waiting for my French onion soup to cool so I can fill my Camelback* 10 mins

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 2d

Although if I lived in Bella Vista I’d be willing to go to this church.

Church in Bella Vista has yard sign that reads:

“Forgiveness Is Swallowing When You Want To Spit”

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Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 2d

raspberries are so fucking good though

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2d

If a man is not willing to burn down an entire world for me, I don’t want it.

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2d

I just saw the funniest picture and I died laughing but I couldn’t share it because THEY COULDN’T TAKE 3 SECONDS TO WRITE ALT TEXT.

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2d

My eyes are up here, asshole

A mannequin in a store, which is the bottom, half on the backside with a head on top of it facing forward

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 7d

The wood chipper gets gross so you should clean it after every use.

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 3d

everyone be extra nice to canadians rn their thanksgiving is at the end of a weekend they cannot escape their weird relatives

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 2d

(me, an IT guy, taking 911 calls) hi have you rebooted

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 2d

You talk. I'll snore..slow wink.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 3d

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Sooz @cruisinsoozan.bsky.social · 3d

I’m making cabbage rolls and apple pie today from scratch. Just like my grandma made, a hundred years ago. She didn’t get high first though. I don’t think.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 3d

Sir please log off Goodreads before you end up the subject of a true crime podcast.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 3d

You really do love me 🥹