Granite Man
@granitedhuine.bsky.social
Here we go again. 🏴
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Granite Man
@granitedhuine.bsky.social
· Sep 21
Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.
Your anxiety is a lying bitch.
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Your anxiety is a lying bitch.
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[recipe] “let rice krispie treats sit for an hour before eating”
me, with a handful of gooey rice krispie treat melting in my grip: “no”
me, with a handful of gooey rice krispie treat melting in my grip: “no”
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
[recipe] “let rice krispie treats sit for an hour before eating”
me, with a handful of gooey rice krispie treat melting in my grip: “no”
me, with a handful of gooey rice krispie treat melting in my grip: “no”
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When you wake up and it's Friday, not the weekend
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
When you wake up and it's Friday, not the weekend
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If someone tells you they love you, always say “thank you”
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
If someone tells you they love you, always say “thank you”
Might fuck around and randomly add the word "zeitgeist" in a work email today, and see if anyone notices.
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Might fuck around and randomly add the word "zeitgeist" in a work email today, and see if anyone notices.
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Pulling my own hair out of the shower drain is not the plumbing porn I imagined.
November 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Pulling my own hair out of the shower drain is not the plumbing porn I imagined.
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Don’t make me thumbs up react you
November 19, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Don’t make me thumbs up react you
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A refusal often offends
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
A refusal often offends
Being Scottish, if I call you a cunt it's a term of endearment, unless you're a bad cunt, then it's not. Hope this helps, ya cunt.
November 27, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Being Scottish, if I call you a cunt it's a term of endearment, unless you're a bad cunt, then it's not. Hope this helps, ya cunt.
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I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a tiny bit different.
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I'm getting really annoyed by people quote posting other people and saying exactly the same thing only a tiny bit different.
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love how language learning apps are like “three words you need to know in every language are badminton, wild boar, and frolicsome”
November 26, 2025 at 2:14 PM
love how language learning apps are like “three words you need to know in every language are badminton, wild boar, and frolicsome”
Atheist Morrissey: 🎶Science knows I'm miserable now🎶
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Atheist Morrissey: 🎶Science knows I'm miserable now🎶
I'm putting together a compendium of my favourite Hobbits, it's a short list.
October 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I'm putting together a compendium of my favourite Hobbits, it's a short list.
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Gonna be throwing candy off my 3rd floor balcony like a benevolent emperor
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Gonna be throwing candy off my 3rd floor balcony like a benevolent emperor
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"if you switch to iphone you'll have facetime" sounds like a threat to me
October 31, 2025 at 12:16 PM
"if you switch to iphone you'll have facetime" sounds like a threat to me
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I am dressed as an anxious middle aged woman for Halloween because that is also what I dress like all year
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I am dressed as an anxious middle aged woman for Halloween because that is also what I dress like all year
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"you're telling me this ween is hallow" and other high quality posts
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
"you're telling me this ween is hallow" and other high quality posts
Smashing Pumpkins? Sure, today is the perfect day for that.
October 31, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Smashing Pumpkins? Sure, today is the perfect day for that.
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life is a constant battle of trying to have a good time or being healthy
October 31, 2025 at 10:29 AM
life is a constant battle of trying to have a good time or being healthy
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her: have you been moisturizing?
me: oh no...that's just pizza grease.
me: oh no...that's just pizza grease.
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 AM
her: have you been moisturizing?
me: oh no...that's just pizza grease.
me: oh no...that's just pizza grease.
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This bottle of wine tastes like I’m going to spill my secrets on the internet
October 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This bottle of wine tastes like I’m going to spill my secrets on the internet
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Always choose the treadmill closest to the defibrillator
I know this now
I know this now
October 31, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Always choose the treadmill closest to the defibrillator
I know this now
I know this now
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the entire world is terrifying but its fall so the leaves are crunchy to walk on at least
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 AM
the entire world is terrifying but its fall so the leaves are crunchy to walk on at least
I hope this email finds your sense of humour.
October 31, 2025 at 7:14 AM
I hope this email finds your sense of humour.
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at this point growing back my tail and returning to the sea appears to be the only option
October 30, 2025 at 12:02 PM
at this point growing back my tail and returning to the sea appears to be the only option