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Granite Man

@granitedhuine.bsky.social

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · Sep 21

Yes I know them, we went to Twitter together.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 8h

Totally am.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 14h

Find you a man who likes to sit on the couch and drink beer because life is too short for mystery or adventure

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 16h

I’d read you a bedtime story and tuck you in and then watch you sleep.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 10h

I just assume you're all cunts.

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 1d

I found a dino-shaped nuggie in my bag of regular chicken nuggies, and I feel like life isn't going to get any better than this.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d

soup is crazy one day someone said dinner will be wet

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 1d

Short women lose their temper more quickly because the point they can "have it up to here" is so much lower.
And, because men.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 2d

a woman in a red jacket is smiling and says `` happy ... but also a little scared '' .

ALT: a woman in a red jacket is smiling and says `` happy ... but also a little scared '' .

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 2d

The great thing about insomnia is the vivid recollection of all of the troubling things that ever happened to you.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 2d

The only way I can explain some of your posts would be in a therapist's office, with dolls.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 2d

Reverse cowgirl so you can perform a spinal manipulation to treat my sciatica

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 2d

I'm starting a Driving School for female ranch hands called "Reverse, Cowgirl".

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 5d

real shitposters only use lower case because we are anti-capitalism

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 5d

I sign off all my work emails with "best regards", because "I fucking hate you but I have to be nice for the sake of my job" takes too long to type.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 5d

sometimes i think i'm doing ok then i start driving with the handbrake still up

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 5d

hanging on by a thread sounds way too cute and diy for what it feels like

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Kat Alderson 🎉 @klaybourne.bsky.social · 5d

But your honor, he made nachos and didn’t distribute the toppings evenly.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 5d

Having no coffee where there was suppose to be coffee is the ultimate morning betrayal.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 5d

Today I woke up not feeling like I was dying. Something must be wrong.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 5d

HGTV has taught me you can do anything if you have the right tools. I’ve also learned that any handyman you hire will have those tools.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 5d

Panic attacks are jazz hands for the soul.

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 5d

I’m sorry guys i just can’t do another social media move. If u dm me your address i will send my posts via usps.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 5d

Leave them kids alone!

A red brick among paler facebricks on a building, with "Just another" scratched into it.

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 5d

Following me improves your credit score.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 6d

I know more things about my job than I would like to

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