CrazyMyra
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CrazyMyra
@outonthemoors.bsky.social
· Aug 5
In our arrogance at having overcome the odds, like Tantalus we fed our children to the gods.
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We'll just have to believe in a maybe that lasted, a perhaps that perpetuated, some what if that went on and on and on like an automated voice. "Your wishlist has come true, everything is different at checkout"
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
We'll just have to believe in a maybe that lasted, a perhaps that perpetuated, some what if that went on and on and on like an automated voice. "Your wishlist has come true, everything is different at checkout"
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Just wanted to remind you all that since my debut in 2014, I am undefeated in premium live event action.
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Just wanted to remind you all that since my debut in 2014, I am undefeated in premium live event action.
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Mom can you come pick me up? I got blocked for posting my boobs again.
December 1, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Mom can you come pick me up? I got blocked for posting my boobs again.
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App: having issues?
Me: you have no idea
Me: you have no idea
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
App: having issues?
Me: you have no idea
Me: you have no idea
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Suck all the air out of the room!? Yes, please.
December 1, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Suck all the air out of the room!? Yes, please.
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My signature move remains pushing people away then being like "hey where'd you go?"
It's called consistency... fml
It's called consistency... fml
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
My signature move remains pushing people away then being like "hey where'd you go?"
It's called consistency... fml
It's called consistency... fml
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The only thing about me that could be considered a "turn-on" is the bedside lamp, and even then, you have to fumble with the knob three times to get it off.
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
The only thing about me that could be considered a "turn-on" is the bedside lamp, and even then, you have to fumble with the knob three times to get it off.
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I was merely amused at my silly cat sitting in the hallway doing his pathetic meow thing he does sometimes and so I took a picture and NOW I DO NOT FEEL SAFE IN MY OWN APARTMENT 🙃
December 1, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I was merely amused at my silly cat sitting in the hallway doing his pathetic meow thing he does sometimes and so I took a picture and NOW I DO NOT FEEL SAFE IN MY OWN APARTMENT 🙃
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if there is ever a documentary on Karoline Leavitt she should be played by Annabelle the doll
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
if there is ever a documentary on Karoline Leavitt she should be played by Annabelle the doll
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(Me to my future grandkids)
Rookie numbers? I’ll have you know, back in the early days of Bluesky after the great migration from Twitter, you were considered viral if you got 5 likes…
Rookie numbers? I’ll have you know, back in the early days of Bluesky after the great migration from Twitter, you were considered viral if you got 5 likes…
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
(Me to my future grandkids)
Rookie numbers? I’ll have you know, back in the early days of Bluesky after the great migration from Twitter, you were considered viral if you got 5 likes…
Rookie numbers? I’ll have you know, back in the early days of Bluesky after the great migration from Twitter, you were considered viral if you got 5 likes…
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Once I was like you. Lost, alone, utterly convinced there was no one in the world who cared. Anyway, I better get going.
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Once I was like you. Lost, alone, utterly convinced there was no one in the world who cared. Anyway, I better get going.
Just dropped the first chocolate from the advent calendar on the floor, and trying to decide if this is portentous.
December 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Just dropped the first chocolate from the advent calendar on the floor, and trying to decide if this is portentous.
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The sound of someone drinking a juice box is eerily like listening to someone getting a liposuction.
December 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The sound of someone drinking a juice box is eerily like listening to someone getting a liposuction.
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I'm gonna assume my parents faked their deaths and those accounts that like my posts but never follow me are their burners and that's their way of letting me know they're still disappointed in me.
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I'm gonna assume my parents faked their deaths and those accounts that like my posts but never follow me are their burners and that's their way of letting me know they're still disappointed in me.
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Has this been posted yet
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Has this been posted yet
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The fifth horseman of the apocalypse is Procrastination, which is ironic because they got here first
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The fifth horseman of the apocalypse is Procrastination, which is ironic because they got here first
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Billy Wilder’s multi Academy Award winning 🇺🇸 American black comedy “SUNSET BOULEVARD” starring William Holden, Gloria Swanson, Nancy Olson and Erich von Stroheim
🎬 #ParamountPictures
🎞 #Noirvember
🎬 #ParamountPictures
🎞 #Noirvember
December 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Billy Wilder’s multi Academy Award winning 🇺🇸 American black comedy “SUNSET BOULEVARD” starring William Holden, Gloria Swanson, Nancy Olson and Erich von Stroheim
🎬 #ParamountPictures
🎞 #Noirvember
🎬 #ParamountPictures
🎞 #Noirvember
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Wild North American sugarplums are boneless, but European sugarplums have tiny, razorlike skeletons. Inbreeding, I think.
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Wild North American sugarplums are boneless, but European sugarplums have tiny, razorlike skeletons. Inbreeding, I think.
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are you ever washing your hands in really warm water and it feels so good and comforting that you want to crawl into the sink and slide down the drain
December 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
are you ever washing your hands in really warm water and it feels so good and comforting that you want to crawl into the sink and slide down the drain
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Furious at every last one of you who made me eat all that chocolate
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Furious at every last one of you who made me eat all that chocolate
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I get cardio by getting off the couch, walking right up to the tv screen to read the text messages a person sends or receives.
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I get cardio by getting off the couch, walking right up to the tv screen to read the text messages a person sends or receives.
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One of my first journalism professors would give you a zero if you had even one error of fact. It happened to me. Sucked so much. He was one of the best professors I ever had, I took three more classes from him, and we’re still in touch
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
One of my first journalism professors would give you a zero if you had even one error of fact. It happened to me. Sucked so much. He was one of the best professors I ever had, I took three more classes from him, and we’re still in touch
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Why does he have the “you’re probably wondering how I got here” face
Sigourney Weaver and Ridley Scott on the set of Alien (1979)
December 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Why does he have the “you’re probably wondering how I got here” face
Monday Mood
Not a-fucking-gain
Not a-fucking-gain
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Monday Mood
Not a-fucking-gain
Not a-fucking-gain
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"Monsters are visible, knowable, specific; they are specific dangers that call out to be defeated by an individual hero— they suggest, in other words, a narrative stitched up in a neat little package. "Morbid symptoms" are a bit more mysterious, undefined, discomforting;
something inchoate"
something inchoate"
(Bursting through the wall like the Kool-Aid Man, frantically waving a copy of “Reading Weird Fiction in an Age of Fascism”)
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
"Monsters are visible, knowable, specific; they are specific dangers that call out to be defeated by an individual hero— they suggest, in other words, a narrative stitched up in a neat little package. "Morbid symptoms" are a bit more mysterious, undefined, discomforting;
something inchoate"
something inchoate"