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CrazyMyra
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Monday Mood
Not a-fucking-gain
Rabbit, from the animated Winnie the Pooh, walking across a rug in his dressing gown. The robe is untied, and he has a hand (paw) to his temple, and he looks very tired.
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Today's plan:
Drawing in a circle of a cheerful little flower growing out of a crack in the pavement. Accompanying text is: "Survive Out of spite"
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Single-panel cartoon by Ellis Rosen. A large god-like figure 8s standing with an angel, looking out at the darkened sky. Above Earth is a warning sign: "Your storage 8s almost full (99%)". God says: "Delete more bees."
November 30, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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When you let a petrolhead loose on the closed captioning
A F1 car rounds a bend on a track that is surrounded by tons of advertising - big and small - for Zoom
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Drop something MIRRORED
A black and white cat, with its head back and meowing, in a narrow V between mirrors. The reflections make it look like there's some weird cat summoning circle going on
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Jesus having too much fun to take the wheel
A set of rosary beads hanging from a car's rear view mirror, above human hands gripping the steering wheel. The Christ-figure isn't nailed to the cross at the end of the beads, however, he's facing forward and flying along hanging onto the crossbeam. (Pic from an old Peugeot ad)
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Single-panel cartoon by Gary Larson. A duck stands in the open doorway to his home, being confronted by (presumably) his wife. He's saying: "Yeah? Well, I'll tell you who your friend saw me with - a decoy! That's who!"
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Photo 9f two cats in a clear perspex display case. One is curled up in a pink bowl, the other has its nose pressed to one of the round holes in the front. Text above the pic: "Do you hear them, Clarice? Are the lambs still screaming?"
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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When you wake up and it's Friday, not the weekend
A charity-shop doll with an alarmed expression - all wide eyes and pursed lips - that was probably intended as enthusiastic.
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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A refusal often offends
An old-timey woodcut of a butler carefully using a cloth on door handles, below a quote: "The finest gentlemen always polish their knobs before company arrives." - Victorian Etiquette Guide, 1887.
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
Painting of a plump butterfly-like creature lying on its back with wings outstretched. It has a weird bat-like head, humanoid arms and legs, and a long rat's tail. (It's detail from a Hieronymus Bosch painting)
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Post your warning label
Sign at a mini-golf course: "This hole is not for everyone. Know your limitations. Play at your own risk."
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving

(non-US version)
A white van has crashed, nose-first, into the support structure of a billboard. The billboard is mostly red, with an eye on one side and "you can't miss me" in white type on the other. (Billboard is a placeholder by Screenmedia, an outdoor advertising company in Macedonia)
November 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Google's AI captures these batshit theories pretty well
Screenshot from the AI summary that remains oblivious to other meanings of distress. "Durable: The distressing process often makes the leather more resilient to future damage."
November 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
90s advert for Xanax that's a photo of a host of colourful Halloween masks with the words: "Anxiety Has Many Faces But There Is Only One (Tablets) Xanax (alprazolam)"
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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New advert for my account
Single-panel from a vintage comicbook, showing the grinning face of a clown hand-puppet saying, "Would you like to play with me?" The toy is Inner Child from DC's Doom Patrol. It's not an evil character, but it's creepy af - particularly in this image.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
#MusicSky
B/W pic of Dionne Warwick and Burt Bacharach hugging in 1968. They made heavenly music together Pic: Ron Galella
November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor in Terminator: Dark Fate. She's wearing a black t-shirt with body armour, and dark sunglasses, and her hair is short and grey
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Lady Gaga looking rather petulantly at her phone Madonna looking a bit smug at her phone
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Share someone who looks stylish wearing a scarf
Quentin Crisp with one of his trademark silk scarves
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Post a not-so-famous bathroom scene
Jack Nicholson (fully dressed in cowboy gear) points a gun at the back of Marlon Brando (naked in a bathtub) in The Missouri Breaks (1976)
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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The working classes are cursed to forever carry the ghosts of the rich on their backs
A statue of VI Lenin in Kirillov, Russia. There's snow on the ground and on the head and back of the statue, making it look like Lenin is carrying a person on his back. (Pic from @sovietvisuals)
November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Post a famous bathroom scene
Al Pacino luxuriating in a huge bubble bath in Scarface
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
Two advertising posters next to each other in a New York subway tunnel about 15 years ago. The one on the left has a photo of a friendly-looking woman, and: "Born in the Philippines Proud American" (It's for a community-building initiative) The other has a photo of an suspicious-looking man, and: "Don't let them in" (For the remake of Straw Dogs)
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Monday Mood
Giving no thanks this week
A small piece of paper with two lines printed on it. The paper has been cut through the top line of type, but enough of the bottom part of the letters remains to decipher that it says: "No job is so simple that it cannot be done wrong."
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM