Basting D.C.M.
@writingdcm.bsky.social
“The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan
Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster
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Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster
My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry
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Basting D.C.M.
@writingdcm.bsky.social
· Sep 28
Starting every day with a star date and captain’s log would fix me
One thing that always bugged me about that Footprints in the Sand poem is that the dude didn’t realize it was Jesus’s footprints even though there was a perfect circle of sand in the middle of each footprint like come on do you even know Jesus smh
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
One thing that always bugged me about that Footprints in the Sand poem is that the dude didn’t realize it was Jesus’s footprints even though there was a perfect circle of sand in the middle of each footprint like come on do you even know Jesus smh
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if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
let your demons in
*playing hide and seek with Jesus*
Me: how do you keep finding me!
Jesus:
Me: how do you keep finding me!
Jesus:
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
*playing hide and seek with Jesus*
Me: how do you keep finding me!
Jesus:
Me: how do you keep finding me!
Jesus:
No Nut November must be a goddamn nightmare if you’re a squirrel
December 1, 2025 at 3:33 AM
No Nut November must be a goddamn nightmare if you’re a squirrel
The fifth horseman of the apocalypse is Procrastination, which is ironic because they got here first
December 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
The fifth horseman of the apocalypse is Procrastination, which is ironic because they got here first
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it’s winter, be mysterious
grow your pubes out and weave tiny twinkly lights through them
grow your pubes out and weave tiny twinkly lights through them
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
it’s winter, be mysterious
grow your pubes out and weave tiny twinkly lights through them
grow your pubes out and weave tiny twinkly lights through them
Getting cut on a rock and then getting superpowers a la Spider-Man where I can finally see how many licks it will take to get to the center of Mother Earth and she loved every lick of it to answer the question I know is burning in your bosom
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Getting cut on a rock and then getting superpowers a la Spider-Man where I can finally see how many licks it will take to get to the center of Mother Earth and she loved every lick of it to answer the question I know is burning in your bosom
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sometimes a shitpost is just a shitpost. you dont need to scold someone for what you perceived to be a real thing that happened when it probably didn’t, cuz 9/10 it’s a shitpost that didn’t actually happen. yes this is a subskeet about my kitkat post.
December 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
sometimes a shitpost is just a shitpost. you dont need to scold someone for what you perceived to be a real thing that happened when it probably didn’t, cuz 9/10 it’s a shitpost that didn’t actually happen. yes this is a subskeet about my kitkat post.
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being punished for eating sisyphus style by washing dishes everyday
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
being punished for eating sisyphus style by washing dishes everyday
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reverse mortgage cowgirl
December 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
reverse mortgage cowgirl
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sucked into the sleep vortex again (the recliner)
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
sucked into the sleep vortex again (the recliner)
America: C-2
Fishing boat: direct h-h-hit, they surrender
America: C-2
Fishing boat: they surrender!
America: C-fucking-2
Fishing boat: direct h-h-hit, they surrender
America: C-2
Fishing boat: they surrender!
America: C-fucking-2
December 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
America: C-2
Fishing boat: direct h-h-hit, they surrender
America: C-2
Fishing boat: they surrender!
America: C-fucking-2
Fishing boat: direct h-h-hit, they surrender
America: C-2
Fishing boat: they surrender!
America: C-fucking-2
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If everybody on bluesky chipped in one dollar, we wouldn't be able to do that much. It's gonna have to be ten dollars to make a real difference.
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If everybody on bluesky chipped in one dollar, we wouldn't be able to do that much. It's gonna have to be ten dollars to make a real difference.
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speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
Some days I feel like the international space station and damn if those aren’t some of the best
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Some days I feel like the international space station and damn if those aren’t some of the best
I’ve not much enjoyed being Basting D.C.M., though not for lack of trying. Something about the word—baste—seems sinister and downright archaic; two things I’m certainly not against, but have difficulty honing.
I must say though I’m going to absolutely commit to being a humbug this year hotdamn
I must say though I’m going to absolutely commit to being a humbug this year hotdamn
November 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I’ve not much enjoyed being Basting D.C.M., though not for lack of trying. Something about the word—baste—seems sinister and downright archaic; two things I’m certainly not against, but have difficulty honing.
I must say though I’m going to absolutely commit to being a humbug this year hotdamn
I must say though I’m going to absolutely commit to being a humbug this year hotdamn
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time for my emotional support slice of pizza
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
time for my emotional support slice of pizza
I’m thankful for a lot of things, but one thing that really takes the cake is being able to shitpost and skeet the craziest shit I can think up before juicing that crazy shit with 100% pure LSD and snail vomit and then curating it before launching it into the void’s butthole. Happy Thanksgiving
a young boy wearing a knitted hat and plaid shirt says ya filthy animals
Alt: a young boy wearing a knitted hat and plaid shirt says ya filthy animals
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November 27, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I’m thankful for a lot of things, but one thing that really takes the cake is being able to shitpost and skeet the craziest shit I can think up before juicing that crazy shit with 100% pure LSD and snail vomit and then curating it before launching it into the void’s butthole. Happy Thanksgiving
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"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"
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subskeeting in the great thanksgiving tradition by trash talking turkey
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
subskeeting in the great thanksgiving tradition by trash talking turkey
Sure, you might be feeling good, but you’ll never, and I mean never, get close to feeling what Woodrow Wilson felt after seeing the first tank roll off the line with the nickname “Little Willie” while undoubtedly saying “Happy Tanksgiving to me” a few months later. Legend
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Sure, you might be feeling good, but you’ll never, and I mean never, get close to feeling what Woodrow Wilson felt after seeing the first tank roll off the line with the nickname “Little Willie” while undoubtedly saying “Happy Tanksgiving to me” a few months later. Legend
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time to go plant the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
time to go plant the turkey
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"this year I'm grateful for PBJ, kewpie mayo and the ability to detach quotes"
November 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"this year I'm grateful for PBJ, kewpie mayo and the ability to detach quotes"
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, ask for who the bell tolls and watch nerds lose their shit
November 27, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, ask for who the bell tolls and watch nerds lose their shit
Please keep all serious inquiries and deadpan explainers inside until the joke has landed
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Please keep all serious inquiries and deadpan explainers inside until the joke has landed