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“The world is your oyster... too bad you're allergic to shellfish.” —Paul Neilan

Husband, stay at home dad, shitpoetster

My biosphere of thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:636ads6a5bsrew5gikxwowue/feed/aaam2wgae6lry
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Starting every day with a star date and captain’s log would fix me
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john wick's not even a candle guy?
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Like this post and I'll search your old stuff and repost it like a weirdo.
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Them: Jesus died for us

Jesus:
a group of people wearing brown clothes and hats are gathered together
Alt: a group of people wearing brown clothes and hats are gathered together
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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I made it through the wilderness.
Somehow I made it through.
Didn’t know how lost I was.
Until I found…
sometimes you find a bit of wisdom out in the wild
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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them: this is my son, arch

me: nice to meet you, arch. this is my son, column
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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You can break any iron clad contract fairly easily by simply putting it in water and waiting for it to rust away
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I don’t often use ChatGPT but when I do I tell it to give me a related quote to begin the response and an unrelated quote to end the response and to put a typo somewhere in the response to keep me on my toes and to hint a cryptic hidden secret on how to rule the world if I were a naked mole rat
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Oh those? Those are my emotional support notifications 😌 they mustn’t be disturbed
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 AM
🎶 I’m like a shooting star, I’ll only hurtle chaotically through the dark void of space
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Remember kids: always wear your floaties before jumping into the void to distract the abyss walkers
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Void light, Void bright, first Void I see tonight, I wish I may, I wish I might, have this wish I wish tonight
November 16, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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why did Worf get a bidet?

because of the klingons
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
She was like a lathe machine, and I a loose sleeve
November 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Mother Nature’s Rorschach
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Signing Earth up for a dating service and matching with all the planet killer asteroids
November 15, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Training a mosquito to deliver my blood to you and I’ll call the service Valenmosquito
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
That’s my emotional support mosquito
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Provisional petrification
As the land
Partakes, purification
Leading to a
Predestined portraiture
Trees shedding like
Pregnant passengers
Is Fall the beginning of life;
Is Fall the beginning of death;
A blanket or a shroud—
Does a dream dance with the
Tendrils of a doting Death?

#poetry
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 AM
What if all the leaves
Were just terrified of heights?
Fall: a blessed curse.

#haiku
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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*Smacks candy out of kid's hand*

OMG DON'T EAT THAT

-Why, is it poisoned?!

Twizzler?? Gross.
November 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Once upon a time, there was an evil witch who ate all of your Halloween candy
(kids crying)
...it wasn't me...
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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*Raye in 5 years*
🎶
Baby
Where the hell is my husband
What is taking him so long
In the bathroom
🎶
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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And then the clerk said "Your wrinkles and grays are HIDEOUS!"

Actually she said nothing & took the payment for my wine without carding me
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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As Fall draws to a close, shitposters in their natural habitat begin stashing food and putting on weight in preparation for the cold, desolate, very-online months.
November 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Devastating that square pants never caught on IRL.
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM