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Greg the Miller

@gregthemiller.bsky.social

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(he/him) bidet & star trek enthusiast. certified cornball @[email protected] Dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts Dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · Jun 12

no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1h

opening an adult store full of cringe pornography amd calling it Corny n Horny

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1h

(meowing while i press the mute button) mewt

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1h

There once was a limerick at sonnetcon? Wow even poetry news is anarchy

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 4h

Feel like selling everything and moving to a little cabin in the mountains. Maybe I’ll find some abandoned bear cubs to rescue.

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 4d

…and for my next trick, I will disappear mid-conversation.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30m

Thank you i hope he says yes 🥹

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 36m

oh for sure! bedazzled and everything, looks great!

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 43m

cousin’s wedding. planning on interrupting the ceremony to ask @los-los.bsky.social to be my valentine

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 3h

I will frost you and eat you!

-me to my problems

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🎃 Leela 🍁 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @leela-after-dark.bsky.social · 3d

When I reply “Awwwww” your cute animal pics, know that I am also saying it out loud

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 18h

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a cat

asking her to stop screaming at me while I shower

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 4h

The bridge has some technical issues that can result in unfortunate mishaps. I prefer to keep them separate.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 8h

Autocorrect automatically adds imaginary when I type "friend."

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 13h

i’m from California but lived in Georgia for a few years and it’s crazy how much you unconsciously switch speaking patterns with different groups. when you notice it it’s like jeez who even am i

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🎃spooky chey👻 @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 1d

My southern accent when I’m not around my family: 2/10

My southern accent when I’m around my family: 11/10

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 13h

this was a really good read. called me on my shower joke dopamine bullshit 😮‍💨

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 2d

19TH CENTURY ENGLISH PROVERB: may you live in interesting times
ME, IN 2025: first of all, fuck you

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1d

ATTENTION: your reminder that you should follow the absolutely amazing @itsabbyyep.bsky.social and ALSO read and follow her hilarious and relatable blog rantmetheserenity.com IT IS WORTH IT ALWAYS YEP I HAVE SPOKEN

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 2d

You know what it is, the mind yearning to commune with the night and knowing not to say day things like talking to ambience solves nothing let's fuck up afternoons

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 2d

Be careful saying negative things about yourself breathing through bamboo from the bottom of a pond. People walking by will tell the pond positive things about it and you'll believe them I love you pond

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 14h

sexual healing could fix me

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 14h

Goodnight! 🫶

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 14h

Boobs are the balls of the neck

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 14h

wedding is tomorrow late afternoon. had planned to check in to the hotel tonight and get dinner with my bro but my stupid dryer is apparently 80% broken and it took 11 hours to dry a load of laundry that i needed. so i’m just gonna go in the morning

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15h

yeah i remember one scene in particular gave me the ick. it’s the only thing i really remember about it lol