Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
(he/him) bidet & star trek enthusiast. certified cornball
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Pinned
no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
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trying to get the cornbread and sausage stuffing in my turkey verified by bsky
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
trying to get the cornbread and sausage stuffing in my turkey verified by bsky
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subskeeting in the great thanksgiving tradition by trash talking turkey
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
subskeeting in the great thanksgiving tradition by trash talking turkey
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people who hate cranberry sauce prefer ketchup on their turkey
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
people who hate cranberry sauce prefer ketchup on their turkey
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DATE: Aren’t you the guy who tells ridiculous lies to try and impress people
ME: No, I’m the guy who once roundhouse kicked a tree to death
ME: No, I’m the guy who once roundhouse kicked a tree to death
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
DATE: Aren’t you the guy who tells ridiculous lies to try and impress people
ME: No, I’m the guy who once roundhouse kicked a tree to death
ME: No, I’m the guy who once roundhouse kicked a tree to death
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sorry we lost touch over the years
~me, to reality
~me, to reality
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
sorry we lost touch over the years
~me, to reality
~me, to reality
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HUMAN ARTISTS!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 PM
HUMAN ARTISTS!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
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Sometimes, in the morning, it takes me a year to wake up.
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Sometimes, in the morning, it takes me a year to wake up.
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[puppet show with my potatoes]
🍠: you have lovely eyes
🥔: thx! couldn’t help notice how you held your shape during boiling
🍠: lovely compliment coming from such a high starch content spud like yourself
🥔: I’ve been known to be fluffy when cooked
🍠: very a-peeling
🥔: aren’t you a sweet potato
🍠: you have lovely eyes
🥔: thx! couldn’t help notice how you held your shape during boiling
🍠: lovely compliment coming from such a high starch content spud like yourself
🥔: I’ve been known to be fluffy when cooked
🍠: very a-peeling
🥔: aren’t you a sweet potato
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
[puppet show with my potatoes]
🍠: you have lovely eyes
🥔: thx! couldn’t help notice how you held your shape during boiling
🍠: lovely compliment coming from such a high starch content spud like yourself
🥔: I’ve been known to be fluffy when cooked
🍠: very a-peeling
🥔: aren’t you a sweet potato
🍠: you have lovely eyes
🥔: thx! couldn’t help notice how you held your shape during boiling
🍠: lovely compliment coming from such a high starch content spud like yourself
🥔: I’ve been known to be fluffy when cooked
🍠: very a-peeling
🥔: aren’t you a sweet potato
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Guillermo del Toro’s The Care Bears Movie
Guillermo del Toro's There's Something About Mary
Guillermo del Toro's Watership Down
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s The Care Bears Movie
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if you use the green skinned potatoes it’s called Hulk Mash
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
if you use the green skinned potatoes it’s called Hulk Mash
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I have nightmares that I'm going to live way longer than I can afford to.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I have nightmares that I'm going to live way longer than I can afford to.
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The roads are dangerous tonight, as is my hunger for vengeance and cheesecake crust crumbled into a feedbag strapped to my face
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The roads are dangerous tonight, as is my hunger for vengeance and cheesecake crust crumbled into a feedbag strapped to my face
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[wakes from a coma to see everyone wearing flares, travelling on roller skates and listening to the Bee Gees] Omg, the future is discopian!
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
[wakes from a coma to see everyone wearing flares, travelling on roller skates and listening to the Bee Gees] Omg, the future is discopian!
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DON'T TRY TO FORCE THE POSTS OR YOU'LL INFECT THE WHOLE AREA.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
DON'T TRY TO FORCE THE POSTS OR YOU'LL INFECT THE WHOLE AREA.
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you’re not balding your hair has merely grown a part. folks,,
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
you’re not balding your hair has merely grown a part. folks,,
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sorry I was late to Bluesky this morning. couldn’t find my reading glasses 🤓
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
sorry I was late to Bluesky this morning. couldn’t find my reading glasses 🤓
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I wish I wasn’t as dumb as I was. am. was?
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I wish I wasn’t as dumb as I was. am. was?
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*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*
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Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
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give me fuel
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
November 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
give me fuel
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
give me fire
give me an extinguisher, this immediately got out of hand
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Odin is thankful we rescued him, but we’re more thankful he rescued us.
He’s also thankful for his blanket.
He’s also thankful for his blanket.
November 23, 2023 at 5:59 PM
Odin is thankful we rescued him, but we’re more thankful he rescued us.
He’s also thankful for his blanket.
He’s also thankful for his blanket.
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you COULD say it was side-splittingly funny or you could say you made grampa laugh so hard his hernia popped out again, it all depends on what spin you want to put on the scene
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
you COULD say it was side-splittingly funny or you could say you made grampa laugh so hard his hernia popped out again, it all depends on what spin you want to put on the scene
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Horrifying if real: side splitting laughter
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Horrifying if real: side splitting laughter
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I ate every meal at home this weekend so time to reward myself with a $200 clothing purchase
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I ate every meal at home this weekend so time to reward myself with a $200 clothing purchase
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tfw u need seven samurai
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
tfw u need seven samurai