Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller.bsky.social
(he/him) bidet & star trek enthusiast. certified cornball
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no i don’t want to “hang out” i only want to be perceived two sentences at a time by strangers on the internet
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Commissions are open for late November delivery. I have a few family emergencies and really have to help my sister take care of her baby twins. Im sorry I thank you for your patience.
I love you all
I love you all
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Commissions are open for late November delivery. I have a few family emergencies and really have to help my sister take care of her baby twins. Im sorry I thank you for your patience.
I love you all
I love you all
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Why would I want to go big? That sounds exhausting. I'm going home
November 11, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Why would I want to go big? That sounds exhausting. I'm going home
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I recently learned that *all* Aubuchon hardware stores have cats (not just mine!) and I think meeting all of the Aubuchon cats is my new career path.
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 PM
I recently learned that *all* Aubuchon hardware stores have cats (not just mine!) and I think meeting all of the Aubuchon cats is my new career path.
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Couldn't help myself.
November 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Couldn't help myself.
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when i accidentally open the front camera
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
when i accidentally open the front camera
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theres A vagina joke here and imma find it lol
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
theres A vagina joke here and imma find it lol
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calories don’t count because they failed math
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
calories don’t count because they failed math
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sunday gloomies can kiss my arse
November 9, 2025 at 5:23 AM
sunday gloomies can kiss my arse
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Netflix and stop talking to me
tryna hear what they’re sayin
tryna hear what they’re sayin
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Netflix and stop talking to me
tryna hear what they’re sayin
tryna hear what they’re sayin
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sitting in an Amazon box so my cats will think I’m sooooo precious
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
sitting in an Amazon box so my cats will think I’m sooooo precious
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who called it dark mode and not insomnia shade?
April 24, 2025 at 5:02 AM
who called it dark mode and not insomnia shade?
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reverse cowgirl so that I can check he has put the toilet seat down
June 5, 2025 at 10:18 AM
reverse cowgirl so that I can check he has put the toilet seat down
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In my experience, if you go big enough they'll SEND you home.
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
In my experience, if you go big enough they'll SEND you home.
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Pronouncing senate like karate.
February 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Pronouncing senate like karate.
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She’s a 10, but says nucular.
February 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
She’s a 10, but says nucular.
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how it feels to live in 2025
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
November 10, 2025 at 9:53 AM
how it feels to live in 2025
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
me: *just covered in bees* this is nice
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You're at Guns.
I need you at Roses.
I need you at Roses.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You're at Guns.
I need you at Roses.
I need you at Roses.
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you’re pretty cool but you know what would make you even cooler? using alt text
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
you’re pretty cool but you know what would make you even cooler? using alt text
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What if we made out in the LEGO store.
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What if we made out in the LEGO store.
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i think you have notifications on nextdoor you need to check
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
i think you have notifications on nextdoor you need to check
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got wordle wet this morning if you know what i mean.
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
got wordle wet this morning if you know what i mean.
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Thursday? Feels like fourth Monday.
November 6, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Thursday? Feels like fourth Monday.
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My vasectomy gets stronger when I see babies.
April 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My vasectomy gets stronger when I see babies.
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My degree was in English lit but I went to medical school later after this one time at a party and great quotes just pouring out of me I could not say "coagulate yourself bitch" without sounding pompous ass
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My degree was in English lit but I went to medical school later after this one time at a party and great quotes just pouring out of me I could not say "coagulate yourself bitch" without sounding pompous ass
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Ross Douthat's mother should have named him Don't
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Ross Douthat's mother should have named him Don't