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Lizzlepants 🐒
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· Oct 16
can’t, my gen x syndrome is actin up
happy danksgiving 💨
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
happy danksgiving 💨
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DON'T TRY TO FORCE THE POSTS OR YOU'LL INFECT THE WHOLE AREA.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
DON'T TRY TO FORCE THE POSTS OR YOU'LL INFECT THE WHOLE AREA.
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Reverse cowgirl, so we can keep an eye on the government.
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Reverse cowgirl, so we can keep an eye on the government.
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This year for our Thanksgiving gathering, I'm bringing what I brought last year, shame upon the family.
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This year for our Thanksgiving gathering, I'm bringing what I brought last year, shame upon the family.
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Happy Spanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Happy Spanksgiving
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it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
it's thanksgiving eve, so be sure to leave out ivermectin and coors light for the racist uncle who comes down your chimney
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Can you believe.people born in 2014 are turning 40 this year
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Can you believe.people born in 2014 are turning 40 this year
LOOK AT MY GRANDSON EZRA WALKING AROUND IN HIS NEW SNEAKERS 😻😻😻😻😻
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
LOOK AT MY GRANDSON EZRA WALKING AROUND IN HIS NEW SNEAKERS 😻😻😻😻😻
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I don't know if I'm actually a morning person, or it's just the absence of people in the early hours of the day that does it for me 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I don't know if I'm actually a morning person, or it's just the absence of people in the early hours of the day that does it for me 🤔
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nothing sexier than the sound of fresh coffee beans being scooped into a filter
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
nothing sexier than the sound of fresh coffee beans being scooped into a filter
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Yeah I have FOMO. Fear Of Meeting Others.
November 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Yeah I have FOMO. Fear Of Meeting Others.
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Get yourself a girl who is laser focused on getting in and out of Costco as quickly as possible
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Get yourself a girl who is laser focused on getting in and out of Costco as quickly as possible
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I worry that too many people have forgotten the true meaning of black Friday.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I worry that too many people have forgotten the true meaning of black Friday.
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you know what actually, tea is the fucking TITS. i can't believe i forgot about tea
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
you know what actually, tea is the fucking TITS. i can't believe i forgot about tea
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Anybody want to give me a small loan*of $10M?
*that I do not need to payback
*that I do not need to payback
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Anybody want to give me a small loan*of $10M?
*that I do not need to payback
*that I do not need to payback
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Thanksbutnothanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Thanksbutnothanksgiving
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(me, who never even leaves the house) i could be a space pirate
November 25, 2025 at 1:10 AM
(me, who never even leaves the house) i could be a space pirate
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The universe is balanced. For every *‘live, laugh, love’* person, there’s someone like me muttering *‘die motherfucker’* into their coffee.
June 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
The universe is balanced. For every *‘live, laugh, love’* person, there’s someone like me muttering *‘die motherfucker’* into their coffee.
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When I leave for work, I leave the ceiling fans on because I like to keep our ghosts comfortable.
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
When I leave for work, I leave the ceiling fans on because I like to keep our ghosts comfortable.
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If old movies taught me anything it’s how awesome it would be to have my own skeleton army.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If old movies taught me anything it’s how awesome it would be to have my own skeleton army.
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I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I bet people who don’t repost drive slow in the passing lane and block grocery aisles
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I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I'm made of stardust, but I still have to do chores.
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You may think I'm smiling but I'm really just baring my teeth!
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
You may think I'm smiling but I'm really just baring my teeth!
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.