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Lizzlepants 🐒
@lizzlepants.bsky.social
· Oct 22
will trade nudes for hoodies
they won’t be of me tho
they won’t be of me tho
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INVENTOR OF SUNGLASSES: fuck you sun
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
INVENTOR OF SUNGLASSES: fuck you sun
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My toxic trait is I will “just one more time” myself to death
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My toxic trait is I will “just one more time” myself to death
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I’m excelling at sitting down then zoning out within a few minutes
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I’m excelling at sitting down then zoning out within a few minutes
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Facebook is great for when you’re thinking… I wonder if my cousins husbands dad is replying “hey beutiful” on any girls posts
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Facebook is great for when you’re thinking… I wonder if my cousins husbands dad is replying “hey beutiful” on any girls posts
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I’m going to start taking ice baths because I love when my nipples turn into weapons of mass destruction
September 20, 2024 at 3:35 PM
I’m going to start taking ice baths because I love when my nipples turn into weapons of mass destruction
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They should put the Gilmore Girls in Fortnite
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
They should put the Gilmore Girls in Fortnite
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If my future self is watching me right now, girl blink twice if I’m still embarrassing
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
If my future self is watching me right now, girl blink twice if I’m still embarrassing
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Let’s get drunk and make out to Def Leppard.
November 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Let’s get drunk and make out to Def Leppard.
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Any man should be able to pick his own dick out of a lineup
November 21, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Any man should be able to pick his own dick out of a lineup
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Little known fact: Tom Petty’s, Don’t come around here no More, is about a guy who posted a food pic without dill.
November 21, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Little known fact: Tom Petty’s, Don’t come around here no More, is about a guy who posted a food pic without dill.
if you’re known for beating around the bush you might be able to find my labia
November 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
if you’re known for beating around the bush you might be able to find my labia
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Anything you can do, I can do bitter.
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Anything you can do, I can do bitter.
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why was i so worried about quicksand as a kid when riptides are a thing
November 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
why was i so worried about quicksand as a kid when riptides are a thing
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Anyone still here? 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Anyone still here? 🤔
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I do this thing called Whimsical Fridays where I put an autoresponder on my email and pretend like I am not sitting right there reading them and very able to respond immediately
November 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I do this thing called Whimsical Fridays where I put an autoresponder on my email and pretend like I am not sitting right there reading them and very able to respond immediately
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He was eating rice with a spork, your honor!
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
He was eating rice with a spork, your honor!
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the prophecy says you have to shut up now
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
the prophecy says you have to shut up now
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string cheese is just cheese hair, hair that is now inside you, it’s a part of you
November 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
string cheese is just cheese hair, hair that is now inside you, it’s a part of you
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i'm gonna start commenting on food pics that it would look better with dill
November 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
i'm gonna start commenting on food pics that it would look better with dill
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draw me like one of your French girls (with me holding a baguette like it’s my schlong)
May 27, 2024 at 11:14 AM
draw me like one of your French girls (with me holding a baguette like it’s my schlong)
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the biggest downside of being a time traveler is I occasionally miss my families
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
the biggest downside of being a time traveler is I occasionally miss my families
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me: *eating fresh mackerel* this must be what penguin tastes like
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
me: *eating fresh mackerel* this must be what penguin tastes like
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Your family sent me here to do a welfare check on you. They say your employer is playing Christmas music non-stop.
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Your family sent me here to do a welfare check on you. They say your employer is playing Christmas music non-stop.
I don’t wanna make another post unless it’s
a man in a striped shirt is talking to another man
Alt: a man in a striped shirt is talking to another man saying THATS GOLD JERRY GOLD
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I don’t wanna make another post unless it’s
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i don't understand people that don't have holes in their socks. how do you get your feet in?
November 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
i don't understand people that don't have holes in their socks. how do you get your feet in?