Jenny Doesn’t Know
@jennydoesntknow.bsky.social
I’m a bookworm, love horror movies, & cheese. Lots of it.
Beware my dark humor & insanity covered cat fur. She/her.
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
Fuck MAGA.
Twitter: HighlyIngenious
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I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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If an alien ever abducted me I feel like I'd get the one that's bad at their job
December 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
If an alien ever abducted me I feel like I'd get the one that's bad at their job
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People who put little antlers on their cars: we aren’t stupid, we can still tell they are cars
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
People who put little antlers on their cars: we aren’t stupid, we can still tell they are cars
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reaching into frosty’s chest to grab the couple cold ones he smuggled into the club for us
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
reaching into frosty’s chest to grab the couple cold ones he smuggled into the club for us
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this may come as a surprise to some of you, but some skeets contain a fictitious scenario of which the author conceived in order to convey a humorous idea
May 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
this may come as a surprise to some of you, but some skeets contain a fictitious scenario of which the author conceived in order to convey a humorous idea
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I'm not saying life is a vicious circle. But it may be a cruel rhombus. Or a callous trapezoid. At the very least, life is a bloodthirsty parallelogram
December 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm not saying life is a vicious circle. But it may be a cruel rhombus. Or a callous trapezoid. At the very least, life is a bloodthirsty parallelogram
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Starbucks: what will it be?
Me: *whispering* vanilla bean frappuccino
*white girls begin emerging from the sewers* one of us, one of us, one of us
Me: *whispering* vanilla bean frappuccino
*white girls begin emerging from the sewers* one of us, one of us, one of us
July 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Starbucks: what will it be?
Me: *whispering* vanilla bean frappuccino
*white girls begin emerging from the sewers* one of us, one of us, one of us
Me: *whispering* vanilla bean frappuccino
*white girls begin emerging from the sewers* one of us, one of us, one of us
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*struggling to make small talk with a meteorologist*
So, thunder only happens when it's raining, right?
So, thunder only happens when it's raining, right?
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
*struggling to make small talk with a meteorologist*
So, thunder only happens when it's raining, right?
So, thunder only happens when it's raining, right?
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my mom was soooo certain I was on drugs the first time I turned into a werewolf
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
my mom was soooo certain I was on drugs the first time I turned into a werewolf
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Let's see how everyone can misinterpret this *send*
December 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Let's see how everyone can misinterpret this *send*
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Co-pilot: that was our third pass. When are you going to land?
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
December 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Co-pilot: that was our third pass. When are you going to land?
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
Dog Pilot: just need to circle a few more times before I lay her down
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hyping myself up, let’s fucking gooooo (to the store)
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
hyping myself up, let’s fucking gooooo (to the store)
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I don't always follow back but I do always block back.
December 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I don't always follow back but I do always block back.
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i actually found these opinions in a dumpster out back, so no, i guess they aren’t my own
February 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i actually found these opinions in a dumpster out back, so no, i guess they aren’t my own
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no, i totally get that she’ll be coming round the mountain when she comes, i’m just curious if anyone has an estimate on when that’s gonna be
February 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
no, i totally get that she’ll be coming round the mountain when she comes, i’m just curious if anyone has an estimate on when that’s gonna be
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Outside temperature: unholy. My will to live: buffering. My need for a hearty soup: unstoppable.
December 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Outside temperature: unholy. My will to live: buffering. My need for a hearty soup: unstoppable.
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sometimes dinner is a bite out of the ole cheese block at 11pm
December 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
sometimes dinner is a bite out of the ole cheese block at 11pm
It’s that time of year to wonder how expensive people’s power bills are because of all their Christmas decorations
December 7, 2025 at 4:10 AM
It’s that time of year to wonder how expensive people’s power bills are because of all their Christmas decorations
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the existence of NGL (not gonna lie) implies the existence of WTF (we telling fibs)
December 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
the existence of NGL (not gonna lie) implies the existence of WTF (we telling fibs)
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The waitress at Olive Garden smiles weakly as she serves me my 100th bread stick. The other patrons are cheering. My family left hours ago
September 8, 2024 at 9:22 PM
The waitress at Olive Garden smiles weakly as she serves me my 100th bread stick. The other patrons are cheering. My family left hours ago
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having an eye exam soon, any study tips appreciated
December 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
having an eye exam soon, any study tips appreciated
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Are you there Cthulhu?It's me, Blob.
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Are you there Cthulhu?It's me, Blob.
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that’s not tobacco in santa’s pipe, you know
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
that’s not tobacco in santa’s pipe, you know
After this long ass shift my day isn’t over. I gotta get groceries. It’s cold & raining. I don’t wanna be out in this. Hopefully everyone else feels the same way.
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
After this long ass shift my day isn’t over. I gotta get groceries. It’s cold & raining. I don’t wanna be out in this. Hopefully everyone else feels the same way.
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Being a menace, but in a jolly and festive way
December 6, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Being a menace, but in a jolly and festive way
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i also want a pet pterodactyl for Christmas, but it has to be able to bring me snacks
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
i also want a pet pterodactyl for Christmas, but it has to be able to bring me snacks