Eric Replatformed
@21stcenturyeric.bsky.social
Pinned
I am color blind, so Jennifer Lopez, Jennifer Hudson, and Jennifer Aniston all look like Jennifer Grey to me.
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
there is no try, there is only doodoo
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
there is no try, there is only doodoo
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
I just realized the men that send their kids to Indiana U are Hoosier daddies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I just realized the men that send their kids to Indiana U are Hoosier daddies.
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
teacher: kenya name one country in africa ?
chad: no
chad: no
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
teacher: kenya name one country in africa ?
chad: no
chad: no
I don't have enough vices, so I am going to write an add vice column to see which ones they recommend for me.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I don't have enough vices, so I am going to write an add vice column to see which ones they recommend for me.
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
So much to rant about... so little time....
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
So much to rant about... so little time....
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
Not putting up a tree this year
Just going to decorate the elliptical
Just going to decorate the elliptical
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Not putting up a tree this year
Just going to decorate the elliptical
Just going to decorate the elliptical
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
Where's the USB port on this turkey?
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Where's the USB port on this turkey?
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
If Arthur Fonzarelli did not believe in the existence of a supreme being is it fair to say he’d be considered an AYYYtheist?
November 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
If Arthur Fonzarelli did not believe in the existence of a supreme being is it fair to say he’d be considered an AYYYtheist?
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
This year for our Thanksgiving gathering, I'm bringing what I brought last year, shame upon the family.
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This year for our Thanksgiving gathering, I'm bringing what I brought last year, shame upon the family.
Watching people play Whack-a-Mole, thinking damn, that's just bonkers.
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Watching people play Whack-a-Mole, thinking damn, that's just bonkers.
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
The mashed potatoes were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that the fat pants soon would be there
In hopes that the fat pants soon would be there
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 PM
The mashed potatoes were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that the fat pants soon would be there
In hopes that the fat pants soon would be there
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
I'd never get a chip implanted in my brain for fear of seeing funeral home commercials as I'm dying.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I'd never get a chip implanted in my brain for fear of seeing funeral home commercials as I'm dying.
Cooking meth using the ancient Chinese secret of speed wokking.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Cooking meth using the ancient Chinese secret of speed wokking.
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
I’m eating Sun chips even though it’s dark out.
Goddamned rebel right here.
Goddamned rebel right here.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’m eating Sun chips even though it’s dark out.
Goddamned rebel right here.
Goddamned rebel right here.
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
My doctor’s tongue depressor tasted like grape again. It can’t be sanitary to reuse popsicle sticks.
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My doctor’s tongue depressor tasted like grape again. It can’t be sanitary to reuse popsicle sticks.
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
don’t forget to thaw out your in-laws tonight
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
don’t forget to thaw out your in-laws tonight
The Detroit Lions: not tonight, we're on the Ragnow
November 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
The Detroit Lions: not tonight, we're on the Ragnow
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
me, after losing sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch: no, i still don’t find rfk jr attractive
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
me, after losing sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch: no, i still don’t find rfk jr attractive
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
Tonight was the annual, “oh shit it’s going to snow” annual yard clean up. The hoses live to see another year.
November 26, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Tonight was the annual, “oh shit it’s going to snow” annual yard clean up. The hoses live to see another year.
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
Dear Alexa,
I said order new tongs, not...ooo... zebra print...
Nevermind.
I said order new tongs, not...ooo... zebra print...
Nevermind.
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Dear Alexa,
I said order new tongs, not...ooo... zebra print...
Nevermind.
I said order new tongs, not...ooo... zebra print...
Nevermind.
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
Your stuff is fine but your choice of reposts is suspect at best and complete garbage at worst
- use case for "turn off reposts" by user
- use case for "turn off reposts" by user
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Your stuff is fine but your choice of reposts is suspect at best and complete garbage at worst
- use case for "turn off reposts" by user
- use case for "turn off reposts" by user
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
A couple good things about being the host for a holiday gathering is not having to travel and also having your own bedroom to retreat to if you need a little break from everyone or the perfect place to stress eat a whole pie in peace
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
A couple good things about being the host for a holiday gathering is not having to travel and also having your own bedroom to retreat to if you need a little break from everyone or the perfect place to stress eat a whole pie in peace
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
Today, a cashier had to give me back 87 cents in change and it was like watching them work out a problem in abstract algebra.
November 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Today, a cashier had to give me back 87 cents in change and it was like watching them work out a problem in abstract algebra.
Reposted by Eric Replatformed
trying to figure out how i can cook thanksgiving dinner from my bathtub
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
trying to figure out how i can cook thanksgiving dinner from my bathtub