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Wilbur72

@wilboo72.bsky.social

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Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC. If you don’t ’like’ my post, I won’t like your reply.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · Oct 11

Just told a joke on a Zoom meeting and nobody laughed.

Apparently I’m not remotely funny.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 3h

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 3h

pulling panties to the side can be hotter than taking them off

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 4h

Sure, having a baby is painful, but have you ever sat on your testicles in a shower?

This bag of nuts has been stretched, smacked, kicked, flicked, and otherwise totally disrespected. But do they complain?

They do now.

a cartoon character says " would you like to hear what my nuts have to say ? "

Alt: A cartoon character says "Would you like to hear what my nuts have to say?"

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 4h

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So tear me open but beware
There’s things inside without a care…

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 4h

My reading glasses fell in the toilet.

At least I can see sh!t now.

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Chaotic Rants @chaoticrants.bsky.social · 4h

If you posted a question with replies disabled, I just blocked you.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 4h

I’m not looking for a fling on Christian Mingle

I’m looking on Put It Wherever You Want Mingle

Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 5h

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 5h

I am drunk.

Not bang your Mom with the lights on drunk, but still pretty hammered.

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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 5h

I do, too! But the Wall Street division.

Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 5h

My underwear would be riding up on me

…if I was wearing any

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