Wilbur72
@wilboo72.bsky.social
Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC.
If you don’t ’like’ my post, I won’t like your reply.
If you don’t ’like’ my post, I won’t like your reply.
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Wilbur72
@wilboo72.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Just told a joke on a Zoom meeting and nobody laughed.
Apparently I’m not remotely funny.
Apparently I’m not remotely funny.
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Expect lots of overtime on Friday if you're a plumber.
Shit's going to be pretty busy. A back log of brown logs so to speak.
Shit's going to be pretty busy. A back log of brown logs so to speak.
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Expect lots of overtime on Friday if you're a plumber.
Shit's going to be pretty busy. A back log of brown logs so to speak.
Shit's going to be pretty busy. A back log of brown logs so to speak.
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it's thanksgiving eve so don't forget to put out a glass of gravy and some stuffing for ol' farmer greg
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
it's thanksgiving eve so don't forget to put out a glass of gravy and some stuffing for ol' farmer greg
Don’t post anything I’ll have to delete later
Don’t post anything I’ll have to delete later
Don’t post anything I’ll have to delete later
Don’t post anything…
Don’t post anything I’ll have to delete later
Don’t post anything I’ll have to delete later
Don’t post anything…
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Don’t post anything I’ll have to delete later
Don’t post anything I’ll have to delete later
Don’t post anything I’ll have to delete later
Don’t post anything…
Don’t post anything I’ll have to delete later
Don’t post anything I’ll have to delete later
Don’t post anything…
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If rising costs cause too much inflation on OnlyFans, i expect the Booty Barter System to make a comeback
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
If rising costs cause too much inflation on OnlyFans, i expect the Booty Barter System to make a comeback
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I can’t wait to have a pancake breakfast on friday
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I can’t wait to have a pancake breakfast on friday
Pronounces theater as ‘thee-ate-her’
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Pronounces theater as ‘thee-ate-her’
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Tomorrow, while I'm making tacos, I will send thoughts and prayers to those in charge of cooking all the traditional stuff.
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Tomorrow, while I'm making tacos, I will send thoughts and prayers to those in charge of cooking all the traditional stuff.
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99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
I take 12 down
I drink them myself
…87 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
I take 12 down
I drink them myself
…87 bottles of beer on the wall
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
I take 12 down
I drink them myself
…87 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
I take 12 down
I drink them myself
…87 bottles of beer on the wall
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Cooking meth using the ancient Chinese secret of speed wokking.
November 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Cooking meth using the ancient Chinese secret of speed wokking.
I’m eating Sun chips even though it’s dark out.
Goddamned rebel right here.
Goddamned rebel right here.
November 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’m eating Sun chips even though it’s dark out.
Goddamned rebel right here.
Goddamned rebel right here.
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bending all to my will because I can’t get enough hugs
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
bending all to my will because I can’t get enough hugs
Huh, all this time I thought ‘double jointed‘ meant holding two doobies.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Huh, all this time I thought ‘double jointed‘ meant holding two doobies.
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9:30 on the busiest bar night of the year. Time to rock out with my cock out*
*Take two Advil and go to bed
*Take two Advil and go to bed
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
9:30 on the busiest bar night of the year. Time to rock out with my cock out*
*Take two Advil and go to bed
*Take two Advil and go to bed
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He’s a 10 in inches but with the ruler buried in his butt
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
He’s a 10 in inches but with the ruler buried in his butt
Indiana Jones and the Butthole of Doom
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Indiana Jones and the Butthole of Doom
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I’m the only person on this site that no one has blocked.
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’m the only person on this site that no one has blocked.
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Missing someone who’s standing right in front of you might be the human condition’s cruelest trick.
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Missing someone who’s standing right in front of you might be the human condition’s cruelest trick.
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Aftermath of the Thanksgiving meal-
Easy peasy, butthole squeezy.
Easy peasy, butthole squeezy.
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Aftermath of the Thanksgiving meal-
Easy peasy, butthole squeezy.
Easy peasy, butthole squeezy.
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Captain Stabbin' was not the pirate movie I thought it was going to be.
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Captain Stabbin' was not the pirate movie I thought it was going to be.
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Is it still Mother Nature in outer space?
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Is it still Mother Nature in outer space?
Me: I’d like a book by Shakespeare
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Me: I’d like a book by Shakespeare
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William
Librarian: Which one?
Me: William
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Oh, hello William Shakespeare. I have a beef with you: NOW, this very minute, is the winter of our discontent. Yeah, yeah… the calendar may tell us it is autumn, but the real feel temp in South Central Wisconsin is 9°. Nine fucking degrees.
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Oh, hello William Shakespeare. I have a beef with you: NOW, this very minute, is the winter of our discontent. Yeah, yeah… the calendar may tell us it is autumn, but the real feel temp in South Central Wisconsin is 9°. Nine fucking degrees.
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The plural of "deer" should be "dire."
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The plural of "deer" should be "dire."
If you get an email with the subject “Knock knock”, don’t open it.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If you get an email with the subject “Knock knock”, don’t open it.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
My doctor said I need to quit drinking, which will be a huge change for me.
It will be my first new doctor in over 20 years.
It will be my first new doctor in over 20 years.
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My doctor said I need to quit drinking, which will be a huge change for me.
It will be my first new doctor in over 20 years.
It will be my first new doctor in over 20 years.