Wilbur72
@wilboo72.bsky.social
Joker, drinker, bad golfer. Jersey boy living in NC.
If you don’t ’like’ my post, I won’t like your reply.
If you don’t ’like’ my post, I won’t like your reply.
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Wilbur72
@wilboo72.bsky.social
· Oct 11
Just told a joke on a Zoom meeting and nobody laughed.
Apparently I’m not remotely funny.
Apparently I’m not remotely funny.
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We may have entered an era of miracles.
Fell down a 12 foot flight of stairs this morning (2 AM), and my injuries are limited to two patches of carpet burn, four bruises, and severely strained pride.
Fell down a 12 foot flight of stairs this morning (2 AM), and my injuries are limited to two patches of carpet burn, four bruises, and severely strained pride.
November 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We may have entered an era of miracles.
Fell down a 12 foot flight of stairs this morning (2 AM), and my injuries are limited to two patches of carpet burn, four bruises, and severely strained pride.
Fell down a 12 foot flight of stairs this morning (2 AM), and my injuries are limited to two patches of carpet burn, four bruises, and severely strained pride.
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welp
hoses unplugged
sprinklers winterized
ready for freezing temperatures
*taps plays in the distance
hoses unplugged
sprinklers winterized
ready for freezing temperatures
*taps plays in the distance
November 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
welp
hoses unplugged
sprinklers winterized
ready for freezing temperatures
*taps plays in the distance
hoses unplugged
sprinklers winterized
ready for freezing temperatures
*taps plays in the distance
Bernie is pretty old, I’ll bet he’s actually sitting.
I stand in solidarity with the Starbucks workers on strike.
When a corporation can pay $96 million to its CEO for just four months of work, it can afford to pay its workers a living wage and decent benefits.
When a corporation can pay $96 million to its CEO for just four months of work, it can afford to pay its workers a living wage and decent benefits.
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Bernie is pretty old, I’ll bet he’s actually sitting.
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What’s it called when you're smart but everything you do is fucking stupid?
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
What’s it called when you're smart but everything you do is fucking stupid?
I actually like bed head
Or anywhere else I can get it
Or anywhere else I can get it
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I actually like bed head
Or anywhere else I can get it
Or anywhere else I can get it
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Technically it’s Epstein’s monster.
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Technically it’s Epstein’s monster.
Me: I have a very livid memory
Her: Don’t you mean vivid?
Me: No…
Her: Don’t you mean vivid?
Me: No…
November 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Me: I have a very livid memory
Her: Don’t you mean vivid?
Me: No…
Her: Don’t you mean vivid?
Me: No…
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Any weekend plans?
I can't decide if I'm going to come in like a wrecking ball or rock you like a hurricane.
I can't decide if I'm going to come in like a wrecking ball or rock you like a hurricane.
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Any weekend plans?
I can't decide if I'm going to come in like a wrecking ball or rock you like a hurricane.
I can't decide if I'm going to come in like a wrecking ball or rock you like a hurricane.
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When it's all said and done, there won't be enough wood chippers to go around.
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
When it's all said and done, there won't be enough wood chippers to go around.
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It turns out that anybody can be a greeter at Walmart. You don't even have to work there.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It turns out that anybody can be a greeter at Walmart. You don't even have to work there.
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For me Charles Dickens’ ‘A Christmas Carol’ is the greatest story ever told but has there ever been a movie Tiny Tim that didn’t make you want to kick away his crutches and feed him to the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
For me Charles Dickens’ ‘A Christmas Carol’ is the greatest story ever told but has there ever been a movie Tiny Tim that didn’t make you want to kick away his crutches and feed him to the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?
Tonight me doesn’t care about tomorrow me’s hangover
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Tonight me doesn’t care about tomorrow me’s hangover
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I should call her.
a person is holding a box of cushey 's in their hand
Alt: A person is holding a box of gushers.
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I should call her.
I walked in on Snow White having sex.
She wasn’t fucking Happy.
She wasn’t fucking Happy.
November 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I walked in on Snow White having sex.
She wasn’t fucking Happy.
She wasn’t fucking Happy.
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Charles Hodges plays keyboard on Al Green's Simply Beautiful for me and me alone. Please disregard.
November 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Charles Hodges plays keyboard on Al Green's Simply Beautiful for me and me alone. Please disregard.
As usual, I am well above average 💪
November 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
As usual, I am well above average 💪
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BBK when quote posting me: “I’m gonna do it on top of you.” 🥵
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
BBK when quote posting me: “I’m gonna do it on top of you.” 🥵
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All of the elastic on what I wore on my wedding day is crusty and falling apart. Same.
November 15, 2025 at 1:07 AM
All of the elastic on what I wore on my wedding day is crusty and falling apart. Same.
I’m too drunk for 8:00 at night.
Since I can’t be “too drunk”, clearly the clock is broken.
Since I can’t be “too drunk”, clearly the clock is broken.
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’m too drunk for 8:00 at night.
Since I can’t be “too drunk”, clearly the clock is broken.
Since I can’t be “too drunk”, clearly the clock is broken.
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Getting out of bed in the morning seems like a massive commitment to a day I don't know
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Getting out of bed in the morning seems like a massive commitment to a day I don't know
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Sometimes I think I must be so tired and then I remember I can increase the font size on my phone
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Sometimes I think I must be so tired and then I remember I can increase the font size on my phone
Some of you were conceived in the shallow end of the gene pool.
November 15, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Some of you were conceived in the shallow end of the gene pool.
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things you never wanna hear at a golf course:
yeah, i play a bit. about a 12 hdcp
yer done bro, don't bet what you don't got
yeah, i play a bit. about a 12 hdcp
yer done bro, don't bet what you don't got
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
things you never wanna hear at a golf course:
yeah, i play a bit. about a 12 hdcp
yer done bro, don't bet what you don't got
yeah, i play a bit. about a 12 hdcp
yer done bro, don't bet what you don't got
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My cat said he wants to scratch my eyeballs out, do you think that's a mewphemism?
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My cat said he wants to scratch my eyeballs out, do you think that's a mewphemism?
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You're basting your turkey, I'm masturbasting my cookie. We are not the same.
You’re expressing interest, I’m expressing my dog’s anal glands. We are not the same
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
You're basting your turkey, I'm masturbasting my cookie. We are not the same.