Kat Alderson 🎉
@klaybourne.bsky.social
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💙🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️📚🐱💚☮️🎹🎸🤘🤓 swearing, juvenile humor, adult themes, many emojis and typos No longer liking or reposting pics and gifs without alt text. mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lhsnxoeils6nhgy7ftchoy22/feed/aaagjdrrjtogq
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klaybourne.bsky.social
It's not that I don't like people...

Well, actually, that's it exactly. I don't like people
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dovergirl.bsky.social
Raisins

Requiem for a Dream

Blurred Lines
ginerso.bsky.social
- okra

- Trainspotting

- Lips of an Angel by Hinder
klaybourne.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Eggs
The English Patient*
We Built This City

*this despite Colin Firth, whom I've lusted after for 30 years
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gingernorth.bsky.social
Steak
Scarface
All Billy Joel songs
klaybourne.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Eggs
The English Patient*
We Built This City

*this despite Colin Firth, whom I've lusted after for 30 years
danibananica.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

Banana anything
Lion King (1994)
How Bizarre - OMC
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aquabrainlives.bsky.social
Carrot
The Dark Knight
Joppin
klaybourne.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Eggs
The English Patient*
We Built This City

*this despite Colin Firth, whom I've lusted after for 30 years
danibananica.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

Banana anything
Lion King (1994)
How Bizarre - OMC
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ginerso.bsky.social
- okra

- Trainspotting

- Lips of an Angel by Hinder
klaybourne.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Eggs
The English Patient*
We Built This City

*this despite Colin Firth, whom I've lusted after for 30 years
danibananica.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

Banana anything
Lion King (1994)
How Bizarre - OMC
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bddrix.bsky.social
Ranch dressing
Mad Max: Fury Road
All Summer Long
klaybourne.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand:

Eggs
The English Patient*
We Built This City

*this despite Colin Firth, whom I've lusted after for 30 years
danibananica.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand

Banana anything
Lion King (1994)
How Bizarre - OMC
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richmahogany.bsky.social
I still would like to see a Hela v. Thanos What If…

Literally missed each other by like…two days? A day? smh
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kereminde.bsky.social
"Do not come between a warlock and their prey!"
"...I'll come back later."
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jimstewart.bsky.social
Standing at the rails on a US war ship is a long standing tradition. We would say goodbye to family and friends. It was always toughest for the new guys.

"Don't worry man, she will be just the same now when we get back."

"Really?"

"Yep. Tears in her eyes and freshly fucked."
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jimstewart.bsky.social
When I clear my Google search history it's going to be all over for some of you folks.
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tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
Thankful to be eating both pumpkin and apple pie for dinner tonight.
klaybourne.bsky.social
I'd really settle for wearing the Red Baron outfit. 😂
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coachmark25.bsky.social
3 Things about me:

1) I love some bands with weird names (Horslips, Marillion, Porcupine Tree, The Pineapple Thief)

2) I'm of Irish ancestry but haven't been to Ireland yet.

3) I love seeing people doing random acts of kindness

The end.
infiniteishq.bsky.social
3 things about me:

1. I hate wearing a brassiere on weekends. Anytime, really. Society makes me put this thing on against my will.
2. I crave sweets sometimes.
3. I like traffic lights, especially when they’re green.

The end.

(Feel free to quote post with your own 3 things.)
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coachmark25.bsky.social
Spring rolls are gonna get in my belly shortly
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danibananica.bsky.social
I have several things on my bucket list - one of my weirder ones is flying in a biplane while dressed like the Red Baron
klaybourne.bsky.social
I think that's on my bucket list now!
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chalza.bsky.social
When I said you reminded me of an archeological excavation, I meant that as a dig.
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chalza.bsky.social
No, I'm not a martial arts expert. You're Kung Fusing me with someone else.
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spitandtears.bsky.social
Question: how do you solve a problem like Maria?
emceekayvee.bsky.social
Question: who the fuck let the dogs out?
somebrownman.bsky.social
Question: where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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emceekayvee.bsky.social
Question: who the fuck let the dogs out?
somebrownman.bsky.social
Question: where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?