ScotchTape
@therealscotchtape.bsky.social
Your Mom Loves Me.
Deal with it.
Deal with it.
Pinned
OnlyFans but it’s just me making slow cooker recipes in my crock pot.
I can write boobies on a calculator….
*me, flirting
*me, flirting
I write Twilight fanfiction.
*me, flirting*
*me, flirting*
Go away.
*me, flirting*
*me, flirting*
December 10, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I can write boobies on a calculator….
*me, flirting
*me, flirting
Been watching Legends of Avantris and being a lazy lump tonight.
But, I did get 13k steps today and cleaned the kitchen so….
But, I did get 13k steps today and cleaned the kitchen so….
December 10, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Been watching Legends of Avantris and being a lazy lump tonight.
But, I did get 13k steps today and cleaned the kitchen so….
But, I did get 13k steps today and cleaned the kitchen so….
Movie you've watched more than six times with a Gif. Hard mode-no Star Wars, Marvel.
December 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times with a Gif. Hard mode-no Star Wars, Marvel.
Drop something COLD
*pics of my first fiancé*
*pics of my first fiancé*
Drop something COLD
December 10, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Drop something COLD
*pics of my first fiancé*
*pics of my first fiancé*
I put on my sexy winter boxer briefs with the Velcro flap, for this?
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I put on my sexy winter boxer briefs with the Velcro flap, for this?
@safety.bsky.app is just a bunch of TERFs coloring in their racist KKK coloring books.
It’s really amazing that @safety.bsky.app applies the TOS in a grossly unbalanced way but acts so morally righteous
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
@safety.bsky.app is just a bunch of TERFs coloring in their racist KKK coloring books.
*yawn*
Was a good day back at work. Had grilled cheese for dinner and now I’m finna sit down and chill.
Maybe even pour a drinky-poo.
Was a good day back at work. Had grilled cheese for dinner and now I’m finna sit down and chill.
Maybe even pour a drinky-poo.
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
*yawn*
Was a good day back at work. Had grilled cheese for dinner and now I’m finna sit down and chill.
Maybe even pour a drinky-poo.
Was a good day back at work. Had grilled cheese for dinner and now I’m finna sit down and chill.
Maybe even pour a drinky-poo.
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Rose and thorn reading! Reflective tonight, as I could not get it to load this morning...🫶🌹 Myth Weaver Tarot
December 10, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Rose and thorn reading! Reflective tonight, as I could not get it to load this morning...🫶🌹 Myth Weaver Tarot
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Slept in my Megadeth t shirt and I woke up dead.
Slept in my Iron Maiden shirt and woke up with a Fear Of The Dark
Slept in my Metallica shirt and now....Nothing Else Matters...
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Slept in my Megadeth t shirt and I woke up dead.
This is a much better plot than the entire sequel trilogy.
Fuck those movies.
Fuck those movies.
Now I want a starwars where the night sisters try to curse the wookies scared tree or something and accidentally create dark wookies or like force feral ones that sense force wielders and crushem or that just eat anyone they think is trying something spooky
December 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This is a much better plot than the entire sequel trilogy.
Fuck those movies.
Fuck those movies.
Mrs Garrett had a great rack.
December 10, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Mrs Garrett had a great rack.
I claim this.
I can be moody as fuck.
I can be moody as fuck.
Men are moody bitches just as often as women are.
And it turns out that they get just as angry as women do when you ask them if they have PMS when they're cranky.
And it turns out that they get just as angry as women do when you ask them if they have PMS when they're cranky.
December 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I claim this.
I can be moody as fuck.
I can be moody as fuck.
“Sympathy Lube” is the name of my next album.
move over thoughts & prayers. oh your grandma is in the hospital? fetch my sympathy lube
do you think if you jerk off to someone it helps them. some kind of vibrational boost. a metaphysical ‘way to go’ that they can’t feel but somehow still benefit from
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
“Sympathy Lube” is the name of my next album.
I’m sorry I stared at your nipples poking thru your sweater.
It will happen again.
It will happen again.
December 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’m sorry I stared at your nipples poking thru your sweater.
It will happen again.
It will happen again.
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"Backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government" hmm....I'm gonna need another country to cosign.
December 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"Backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government" hmm....I'm gonna need another country to cosign.
If Aja starts on my playlist, you can bet your ass Imma lean back in my chair and day dream until it’s over.
December 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
If Aja starts on my playlist, you can bet your ass Imma lean back in my chair and day dream until it’s over.
Same.
I’m not saying I’m easy but if you show up with pizza and wine I might fold like a lawn chair
December 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Same.
🎶there’s a little black spot on the sun todaaaaayyyyyy🎶
December 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
🎶there’s a little black spot on the sun todaaaaayyyyyy🎶
“Whooooooooooooooooooooaaaa......
Wat dot dootle duttle deetle dota yeddle yuedle...
Pbbt Pbbt -Oh- Pbbt -Eh- Pbbt... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
Wat dot dootle duttle deetle dota yeddle yuedle...
Pbbt Pbbt -Oh- Pbbt -Eh- Pbbt... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
a cartoon character is playing a guitar and singing .
Alt: a cartoon character is playing a guitar and singing .
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
“Whooooooooooooooooooooaaaa......
Wat dot dootle duttle deetle dota yeddle yuedle...
Pbbt Pbbt -Oh- Pbbt -Eh- Pbbt... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
Wat dot dootle duttle deetle dota yeddle yuedle...
Pbbt Pbbt -Oh- Pbbt -Eh- Pbbt... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
This is my new porn name.
Haywood Bonerman
United States, Census, 1920
United States, Census, 1920
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is my new porn name.
Did anyone else think the mom from a Christmas Story was kinda hot?
December 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Did anyone else think the mom from a Christmas Story was kinda hot?
It’s weird. In California I welcomed the cool foggy weather and my mood improved greatly.
Back in the Valley of the Sun and all of this bright sunshine can eat my ass.
Back in the Valley of the Sun and all of this bright sunshine can eat my ass.
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
It’s weird. In California I welcomed the cool foggy weather and my mood improved greatly.
Back in the Valley of the Sun and all of this bright sunshine can eat my ass.
Back in the Valley of the Sun and all of this bright sunshine can eat my ass.
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Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, go fuck yourself
Fa la la la la, go fuck yourself
December 9, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, go fuck yourself
Fa la la la la, go fuck yourself
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Words can hurt, so choose your words wisely you fuckin piece of shit
December 9, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Words can hurt, so choose your words wisely you fuckin piece of shit