Matt
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Nerd, geek, dork, loser.
Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.
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Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.
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Matt
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
· Oct 30
My personality? Imagine if Marvin the Paranoid Android and Eeyore fucked.
Anybody needs me I'm off to find the largest, fastest lorry I can and throw myself in front of it.
November 28, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Anybody needs me I'm off to find the largest, fastest lorry I can and throw myself in front of it.
I've never believed in karma, but the last couple of weeks might make me change my mind. Fuck. My. Life.
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I've never believed in karma, but the last couple of weeks might make me change my mind. Fuck. My. Life.
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starting a cover band named The Schrodingers and our first song will be Heaven Doesn't Know Whether Or Not I'm Miserable Until It's Observed
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
starting a cover band named The Schrodingers and our first song will be Heaven Doesn't Know Whether Or Not I'm Miserable Until It's Observed
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when jesus resurrected the romans were like no way and everyone else was like Yahweh
November 28, 2025 at 4:09 AM
when jesus resurrected the romans were like no way and everyone else was like Yahweh
Oh great, I'm awake again and now I have to wait for all you people that are sleeping to catch up. This is bullshit.
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Oh great, I'm awake again and now I have to wait for all you people that are sleeping to catch up. This is bullshit.
I'll try not to take it personally when you get bored of me. I've been bored of myself for years now anyway.
November 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I'll try not to take it personally when you get bored of me. I've been bored of myself for years now anyway.
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My cat got so mad that I closed the door to take a bath in peace —He played a 10 minute drum solo on the door then ripped off his collar and threw it against the door in a fit of rage.
So, I guess my Thanksgiving wasn’t completely drama free.
So, I guess my Thanksgiving wasn’t completely drama free.
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My cat got so mad that I closed the door to take a bath in peace —He played a 10 minute drum solo on the door then ripped off his collar and threw it against the door in a fit of rage.
So, I guess my Thanksgiving wasn’t completely drama free.
So, I guess my Thanksgiving wasn’t completely drama free.
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fun fact: just because you’re related to someone doesn’t make them family
family is who you choose
family is who you choose
November 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
fun fact: just because you’re related to someone doesn’t make them family
family is who you choose
family is who you choose
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Theres still time to commission me in time for the holidays but you gotta act fast. Please reach me by email or dm for enquiries
I love you!
I love you!
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Theres still time to commission me in time for the holidays but you gotta act fast. Please reach me by email or dm for enquiries
I love you!
I love you!
There's one footballing on free TV over here today and it's the fucking Chiefs AGAIN. The league really need to hop off their dicks.
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
There's one footballing on free TV over here today and it's the fucking Chiefs AGAIN. The league really need to hop off their dicks.
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the pink sparkly lip gloss stays on during sex.
(Don’t ask on what it stays.)
(Don’t ask on what it stays.)
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
the pink sparkly lip gloss stays on during sex.
(Don’t ask on what it stays.)
(Don’t ask on what it stays.)
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Just like your aunt Jeannie’s pie, I too, am warm and gooey inside
Just like your aunt Jeannie’s pie, I too, am underbaked.
November 27, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Just like your aunt Jeannie’s pie, I too, am warm and gooey inside
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Just like your aunt Jeannie’s pie, I too, am underbaked.
November 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Just like your aunt Jeannie’s pie, I too, am underbaked.
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Don’t forget to eat the turkey’s heart to gain its jive dancing powers
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Don’t forget to eat the turkey’s heart to gain its jive dancing powers
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Thanksbingo 7p to floor. Come for some stuffed vodka, fried vodka, and mashed vodka with vodka gravy! Don't forget the cranberry vodka. Spend the day with us. Tell the family you're out feeding the homeless. God bless.
Vodka Shot Thanksbingo 7p to floor. Come for some stuffed vodka, fried vodka, and mashed vodka with vodka gravy! Don't forget the cranberry vodka. Spend the day with us. Tell the family you're out feeding the homeless. God bless.
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Thanksbingo 7p to floor. Come for some stuffed vodka, fried vodka, and mashed vodka with vodka gravy! Don't forget the cranberry vodka. Spend the day with us. Tell the family you're out feeding the homeless. God bless.
Vodka Shot Thanksbingo 7p to floor. Come for some stuffed vodka, fried vodka, and mashed vodka with vodka gravy! Don't forget the cranberry vodka. Spend the day with us. Tell the family you're out feeding the homeless. God bless.
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Just your big titted commie whore reminding you that the end of capitalism doesnt mean the end of the world and that a better future is possible
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Just your big titted commie whore reminding you that the end of capitalism doesnt mean the end of the world and that a better future is possible
Guys stop hanging out with your families and friends and pay attention to me.
November 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Guys stop hanging out with your families and friends and pay attention to me.
It is my duty to remind everybody that the best way to experience the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade is via this episode of @wtyppod.bsky.social
Well There's Your Problem | Episode 172: The 1997 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
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November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
It is my duty to remind everybody that the best way to experience the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade is via this episode of @wtyppod.bsky.social
Just remember to give thanks today for there being an entire ocean between you and my busted ass.
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Just remember to give thanks today for there being an entire ocean between you and my busted ass.
Obviously no Thanksgiving on this side of the Atlantic, and I have…opinions about it anyway, so I'll just say I hope all my US folks have the day they want/need today. Unless you're a cunt. Then I hope it's awful for you.
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Obviously no Thanksgiving on this side of the Atlantic, and I have…opinions about it anyway, so I'll just say I hope all my US folks have the day they want/need today. Unless you're a cunt. Then I hope it's awful for you.
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The plural of "deer" should be "dire."
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The plural of "deer" should be "dire."
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Need to learn how to shitpost again. It feels like the last week has scrubbed the knowledge from my brain.
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Service disruption is currently ongoing. Our engineers are working on the problem
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I often say to myself, "I can't believe my cloning machine worked!"
November 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I often say to myself, "I can't believe my cloning machine worked!"
Ok look, I never caught up on all your skeets from overnight that were probably certified bangers. I'm sorry, but I'm my defence I live in the future.
Just let me know if anything important happened, yeah? Sweet.
Just let me know if anything important happened, yeah? Sweet.
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Ok look, I never caught up on all your skeets from overnight that were probably certified bangers. I'm sorry, but I'm my defence I live in the future.
Just let me know if anything important happened, yeah? Sweet.
Just let me know if anything important happened, yeah? Sweet.