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Matt HalloweenName

@badthoughthaver.bsky.social

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Nerd, geek, dork, loser. Please help: My thoughts, they are bad. Said thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaolkthurmh6 Pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social HIRE THEM NOW

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · Oct 30

My personality? Imagine if Marvin the Paranoid Android and Eeyore fucked.

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 15m

YOU FAKIN' KNOW IT DARLIN'!

Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 26m

Oh can you? You can explain why you used 3 words when 2 was enough?

Bo'l wo'a

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 29m

How dare you

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 2h

Oh I love those guys! Sure, I'll have a nice little chat with them about it, straighten this all out 😊

Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 3h

Aww no fair, I'm trustworthy! 😔

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 3h

Hey listen, if you start a cult can you make it non-exclusive please? A *lot* of people seem to be having this idea and I don't want to have to choose a favourite 🥺

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 4h

"Yes I'm absolutely fine, why do you ask?" he said, taking his 7am meds at 3:45pm

Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 5h

And no matter how much I scream at it to tell it that, it never changes!

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 5h

could a depressed person do this?

[eats a third bagel]

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 5h

Only 24 to go now...

Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · Aug 18

If I ever hit 3K I'll post the photo of me with half and half shaved head Vs nipple length hair. Yes, it was part way through shaving it all off, but still.

Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 5h

Incredibly rude if you ask me. Especially on a Monday 😒

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 5h

It never bloody ends, does it?

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 6h

🥳💪🏽

Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 6h

a cartoon character with a smiley face on his face is sitting down .

Alt: A very round headed cartoon figure, drawn as an outline with a big smiley face and rosy cheeks nodding excitedly

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Matt HalloweenName @badthoughthaver.bsky.social · 6h

Shit's about to get real! Real fucking soul destroying because I work for an organisation with no sense of foresight, planning, or workforce resourcing 🥳