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The world's #1 used book store. Come visit us at the edge of eternity. store: https://paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 12h

it is nighttime so now you can buy every one of my bookmarks for $20 ✨ that’s 40 bookmarks for twenty incredible dollars 📚 frankly that is one of the best deals I have ever heard in my entire life 🫡 shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/ever...

Photo of two bookmarks, left features the neighborhood watch silhouette criminal and reads

YEAH I STOLE THIS BOOK FROM THE LITTLE FREE LIBRARY IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD

right bookmark features orange tulips against a blue sky and reads

Go to hell if you don’t like books

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Mar 21

so proud of him

Photo of a bookmark featuring a grumpy frog. Text reads

Need to remember dis page?
FROGETTABOUTIT
I’ll have my boys look after your spot
Ey!
I’m in da freakin mafia!
Yo!

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 20h

all of the old prints are just $8 🔥 10% off orders over $30 paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/category/pri...

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Jan 23

Book cover for the classic alien abduction book Communion that features a ‘grey’ alien face with a slight smirk. Title and copy read:

THE ALIEN THAT
SUCKED ME DRY

A MALE ALIEN BLEW ME AND IT WAS SO GOOD I'M GAY NOW

BY DEVIN HERTING

LADIES, YOU'LL JUST NEVER UNDERSTAND

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 21h

the truth is out there and now on a nice print 👽 you should hang it on your wall and confuse anyone who comes into your home ✨ available in the out of this world paperback shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com

Photo of a print featuring the Paperback Paradise book The Alien That Sucked Me Dry

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 1d

these were all found while hunting for new covers over the summer

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 1d

it sold immediately but Bergman on Bergman still available

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 1d

Just added 65 used books to the Paperback shop: some rare, some signed, some just $5 📚 10% off when you spend $30 😎 check em out: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/category/books

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · Oct 31

Book cover for Pet Cemetery featuring an angry cat’s face hissing as a silhouette of a man stares off. Text and title read:

I just
FED YOU
Stop yelling at me...

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 4d

Hey that’s on the back cover

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 4d

also in this scary set

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 4d

Wish your family a happy Halloween with this autismal Paperback Paradise postcard set 🎃 9 haunted postcard 👻 2 possessed bookmarks 💀💀💀 paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/pape...

Photo of a paperback paradise postcard featuring the erotic horror cassette HALLOWEEN SEX

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 6d

If Dr Frankenstein made a man that he is Dr Frankenstein’s son. Full name: The Monster Frankenstein

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 6d

Back cover synopsis for Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online

FRANKENFEET FOR SALE
Read the hastily scrawled note posted everywhere from the account DRAXHOTPIX32. Dracula was not good at the computer, but he did know how to take pictures with his phone and send them to people who paid him - which is exactly what he did with all the photos he took of Frankenstein's bare feet crushing over-ripened fruit, wedding cakes, and miniature models of a pre-9/11 New York City. You see, Frankenstein has a bit of a destruction fetish; with mad scientist laboratories being his favorite thing to destroy. So when Dracula called him up and told him he had some things for him to step on, Frankenstein didn't think twice about stomping on over and crushing up a ground zero while Dracula snapped away.
But when the Union of Monsters & Dark Creatures catches word of Dracula's scheme, they launch an investigation into the Frankenfeet operation. They discover that Frankenstein has not received one cent of the cold fortune Dracula amassed. Is it really exploitation if Frankenstein's feet aren't his own to begin with?' Dracula argues. Frankenstein was sewn together from the body parts of executed criminals, but is a frankenbody not his own? What follows is the great courtroom drama of our generation featuring all the famous monsters shouting at each other and yelling 'objection.' The Mummy is the judge.

WOW, DRACULA IS A BAD PERSON.
Martin J. Wolfman, Monster Times

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 6d

Photo of a vintage book cover featuring Dracula dropping gold coins onto his pile of gold coins, he’s smiling as he clearly is a greedy individual. A full skeleton lays on the pile of gold, perhaps it is one of his girlfriends. A naked woman looms in the background for some reason. Copy and title read:

HOW DID DRACULA GET RICH?

Selling Frankenstein’s Feet Pix Online
By Herman Baldsack

Dracula made a fortune off of Frankenstein's feet without his permission and he is a disgusting piece of garbage for that

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 7d

Photo of a vintage book cover featuring a linen closet with the door opening slightly revealing a smiling skeleton inside. Copy and title read:

When lonely nights turn bonely

Secret Sex Skeleton

PORRIDGE FIRM

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 8d

It’s sex month- I mean, monster month

Photo of two deeply sexual Paperback Paradise bookmarks. First one reads i only like books that haveGraphic SkeletonSeX Scenes’ accompanied by a woman and a skeleton making out with additional text:
‘aw hell yeah — this is what i'm talkin' about’

Second bookmark features a slyly sexual demon winking at you with the text:
GO AHEAD
slide this bookmark in between them pages all the way down to the crack of that spine cause you know i'm a damn
BOOK
FREAK

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 11d

really put the hottest part on this thing

Photo of the Back of the postcard which reads

The Room Where Dracula Sucks His Own Dick
The Prince of Darkness was on the ground with his pants around his ankles, defiantly stretching his body to an impossible position only achievable by the undead. He flicked his tongue like a snake until his mouth reached his ghoulish member - that's when he started going crazy on his cursed crotch. 'Oh hell no;
Rachel whispered as the sounds of suck were so evil that it melted the paint off a painting of a smiling clown.

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 11d

did you know that 100% of rules are made up?

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 11d

Halloween postcards are now available 🎃 9 haunted titles, 2 freaky bookmarks - only 10 possessed dollars 💀 mail this one to your dad!

paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com/product/pape...

Photo of a postcard featuring the paperback paradise book ‘The Room Where Dracula Sucks His Own Dick’

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 12d

thank you for spreading awareness RIP to the naked husband

Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 12d

Back cover for Skeletons Fucked Up My Naked Husband, synopsis reads:

CURSED TOWN!!
The moon belonged to the creatures of the night and in the cursed town of Gurtlin that included local skeletons that returned from the grave by the glow of the full moon. The skeletons met up and held each other tenderly for they lacked the organ and tissue necessary to nut.
Out of respect to these unfortunate undead, the townsfolk of Gurtlin observed the tender skeleton evenings and withheld their nut for another night.
UNBEKNOWNST TO CRAIG
He and his wife pulled into Gurtlin Motel with one idea on their mind: have sex in a different town. They called it The Fuck Tour and the nutting was good.
Little did they know that the skeletons would feel their out-of-town humping on a spiritual level, leading their skeletal jealousy right to the scene of the sex where a naked man would be beat to death!
PISS AWARD WINNER

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 12d

it’s time

Photo of a vintage illustrated book cover, a naked woman mourns her naked boyfriend(?) who is lying on the ground unconscious, presumably dead, as many skeletons loom over him victorious. An award with a review are featured at the top of the cover:

INTERNATIONAL PISS AWARD
"Pee came out fast." - SIGRIN GROWTH

Book title and copy read:

SKELETONS FUCKED UP MY NAKED HUSBAND

AN EVENING OF LOVE-MAKING TURNS INTO GRAVE-DIGGING WHEN JEALOUS SKELETONS SHOW UP AND BEAT A MAN TO DEATH FOR TRYING TO NUT ON A FULL MOON

BY HERMAN FILTH

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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 22d

When painted by a honest soul, goblins with huge asses can change the world

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Tilt Araiza @tiltaraiza.bsky.social · Sep 12

Got some bookmarks from @paperbackparadise.bsky.social. I have invested wisely.

5 bookmarks from Paperback Paradise with things printed on them, such as:
"If someone tries to move your bookmark I will destroy them" (with a picture of a horse)
"One of these days l am going finish other book that I was reading before I started this one. It's not my fault they made two good books."
"I found this book in the trash"
"Ever wonder what happens after death? Move my bookmark and find out."
"World's worst reader"

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