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Matt
@badthoughthaver.bsky.social
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Nerd, geek, dork, loser.

Please help: My thoughts, they are bad.

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badthoughthaver.bsky.social
If you see this post a bird
A fairly crudely drawn cartoon picture of a brown bird with a yellow beak, which is open. It looks extremely angry and there is text in the background indicating that it is making the noise "SKREEEEE"
November 14, 2025 at 7:00 AM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Things could be worse I guess…
A close-up selfie of me wearing a grey zipped hoodie. You can't see from the photo but I'm sat at my work desk at home. The head of a white cat is visible sticking out of the top of my hoodie, the top of it is pressed up against my chin. This is Fidget, and I would die for him.
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 AM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
He can't fool me, I just don't know how he managed to paint Wayne Rooney aged 16 in the 19th century…
An old photo of Wayne Rooney from the BBC sport website, he's holding up a football shirt with his name on the back.
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Dats the stuff
Contented hug emoji
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Just one more.
The Zohran Mandani campaign font thing, with the text saying "Guillotines for Billionaires"
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
The Zohran Mamdani campaign slogan format, but the text says "FIGHT for your right, to paaaaarty!"
November 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Meme of Jasper from the Simpsons holding a paddle and looking stern. The text says "That's a dumpin'"
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Who, this guy? Yeah not so much 😄
A selfie of me laying on my side in bed. Inevitably, my white cat Fidget has disrespected my boundaries and forced his way under the covers. His front half is visible and he is resting on my arm.
November 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
On Thursdays we wear grey
A photo taken from above showing the bottom half of my naked torso, and my legs while I'm sat in a desk chair. I'm wearing a pair of grey sweatpants.
November 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
If you see this post egg
A screenshot from the old school pixelated video game series Dizzy, in which the main character is Dizzy Egg
November 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Yeah don't worry that's cool, totally going to be able to get some work done like this. Don't mind me.
A close-up selfie of me wearing a grey zipped hoodie. You can't see from the photo but I'm sat at my work desk at home. The back of a white cat's head is visible sticking out of the top of my hoodie, and covering nearly half my face. This is Fidget, and he will definitely try to prevent me getting any work done today if at all possible.
November 6, 2025 at 10:55 AM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Yes, well fortunately the years have been much kinder to the beanie than they have to me. This is from last year, maybe the year before?
A selfie of me wearing a grey hoodie and my yellow beanie and blue striped beanie, standing in front of a plain white wall. I have a long scraggly beard, and I look tired. So tired…
November 3, 2025 at 8:54 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Ya boys are getting winter prepared over here. Who wants to join the snuggle puddle?
A close-up selfie of me wearing a grey hoodie, zipped most of the way up. I'm wearing glasses and have a pretty bushy moustache/beard combo that's dark brown rapidly turning white. Inside my hoodie you can see the head of Fidget, my white cat. He loves to climb in and put his front paws round my neck to cuddle, which he's doing here. His eyes are closed because he has fallen asleep. I would die for him.
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Nice
November 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Like this?
A photo of Fidget, my tiny white cat sitting on a sofa covered in a grey blanket, looking at the camera. I'm taking the picture from the other sofa. My yellow metal water bottle is on the arm of the sofa and he's peering around it to stare at me. He clearly wants to be all up in my face like the absolute Klingon he is.
November 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
A meme of the "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife" guy (a black man wearing a black vest top and red bandana) but the text says "Hide yo cookies, hide yo cheese"
October 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
A photo of the decorative village sign for Fingringhoe
October 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Seen as Black Cat Day started with Cats Protection over here in the UK it would be criminal of me not to give you some Freddie today, wouldn't it?
Freddie, my black cat laying on a grey sofa next to me. He's laying on his side with his belly towards the camera, front paws curled up in the cutest pose. My right arm is visible resting on the sofa but outstretched to let me scritch his face the way he likes. One eye is closed because my hand is moving over it, but the other is open and looking at the camera. He also has one of his back paws resting on my forearm, in another example of THE CUTEST THING EVER.
October 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Marty Feldman in Young Frankenstein, his head is on a shelf in front of a sign that says "Freshly Dead". His eyes are wide and crazy looking and his tongue is poking out.
October 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Ok, this is the skeet you've been waiting for. These are from 2008, I think. It's about 3.5-4 years of growth. And shaving it all off raised something like £750 for the British Heart Foundation.
A grainy old photo of me from 2008. I have a short beard and moustache but have hair which has been straightened and is nipple length. I'm wearing a green t-shirt from the band Jackson United, but that's not important compared to the hair. Another photo of me from the same day, wearing a plain grey t-shirt this time. My friend that did the cut had a great idea to do one half first, so this photo is me with the right side of my head fully shaved, with the left side untouched with nipple length hair in tact. The final photo from the day. I now have a fully shaved head. The grey t-shirt is covered in hair clippings. I have a slightly manic look on my face for some reason.
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Riding the Struggle Bus like a motherfucker this morning.
A photo of an American yellow school bus, completely engulfed in flames.
October 17, 2025 at 9:37 AM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Ope!
A photo of my feet and lower legs. I'm wearing grey sweatpants and toe socks which are striped thinly with various shades of blue and purple.
October 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Bath music
Cover art for the Gojira album From Mars to Sirius showing a whale apparently flying through space with a planet and moon in the background.
October 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Ya boy is TIRED.
A selfie of me, a tanned white guy with moustache and beard which are rapidly turning white. I have incredibly obvious bags under my eyes and a seriously unimpressed expression on my face. I'm wearing a grey hoodie with the hood up. I haven't even bothered to put anything on underneath it, because fuck this morning.
October 13, 2025 at 7:26 AM
badthoughthaver.bsky.social
Well it was nice knowing you all, good luck surviving the nuclear wars.
Screenshot showing the Nobel Peace Prize countdown timer with 3 minutes 20 seconds left.
October 10, 2025 at 8:57 AM